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DARTH MENSES  Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Online
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3/5/2007 at 04:42 |
Hay,
If you could travel back to any time for 5 minutes, when would you go/why?
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Sidechain
Funk Lord of the Universe.   SSHOLEPosts: 69 Registered: 8/18/2006 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 05:10 |
Hmmm... so many choices.
Perhaps I'd go back to the very first Neandertal that looked up at the sky and though "Holy shit, I'm going to die. If I make everyone else aware of this fact, then I can control them all through fear by using this stick I found and calling it magic." and kill him before he can say anything.
Aw, fuck it. That would be a futile excercise anyway. I'd prolly just go back 35 years and loan Billy Gates 10 or 15 thousand to help him get his little project off the ground. He'd sign a promisory agreement granting me 10% of the company In Perpetuity, then I'd buy him a beer and we'd laugh and laugh and laugh...
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 06:31 |
I'd go back in time to 8 year old guitarjon and give him written instructions on how to get through the next twelve years a little better. With the rest of the time I'd play pogs with him.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 06:51 |
I'd go back and my mom would accidentally get the hots for me, then I'd start to be erased from existence, then I'd have to set it up so my dad looked like a hero during the Fish under the sea dance so he and my mom could get together, and I wouldn't be erased from existence, and when I got back to now I would have that cool truck I always wanted.
No more skateboarding for me!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 07:30 |
^that's a busy 5mins
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 756 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 11:36 |
I'm not sure wether I would go back and punch Jesus' mother in the stomach, or Mohammed's.
Can I go twice?
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 13:04 |
I would go back to April 18, 1974.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 13:30  |
dragonstaff: I'm not sure wether I would go back and punch Jesus' mother in the stomach, or Mohammed's.
Can I go twice?
"punch jesus' mother in the stomach" = LOL
"can I go twice?" = ROFL
Holy shit, googled images for "jesus in womb", and got this:
According to THIS WEBSITE, that's what Jesus looked like in the womb.
In fact, its a whole book about jebus in the wombus. A must read for all jebus campers.
Or maybe they'd like to listen to Jesus 30 Hours Old the mp3!!
"Jeremiah, do you see me holding onto my umbilical cord?" asked Jesus.
"At 14 weeks, I can play and grab onto things by closing my hand to a tight fist. I enjoy turning my heard, curling my toes, and opening and closing my mouth. I even begin yawning.
I shit you not.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 13:43 |
Before the last powerball drawing
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 857 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 14:49 |
I would go back to the day after I graduated high school and reverse every decision I had made until now.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 14:54 |
What Dent said.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 16:10 |
Ask me next friday :/
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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3/5/2007 at 18:12 |
I’d go back to NYC, December 8th, 1980 at 10:50 pm to shove Yoko into the path of the bullets so she could catch a couple too.
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HOBO
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3/6/2007 at 00:22 |
I'd go back to 5 minutes ago to tell myself "Don't waste your time with that thread."
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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3/6/2007 at 03:53 |
I would go back to 12:45PM, August 3, 2001 and when it got to the part about “Do you take this man to be your husband”… I would say, NO, HELL NO… not now, not ever, no fucking way, and would run like hell back to Boston... back to my great job, back to my fun/crazy roommate... back to my full ride academic scholarship at UMASS Boston…and would never look back.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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3/6/2007 at 06:00 |
mcgarpat: Before the last powerball drawing
Werd, Megamillions, which is probably shared with your 'powerball' state is up to 355 million. Then i'd finally paypal vas money.
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