LinkSwarm Forums Index > Movies > Bad Movies We Love LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < Free porn passwords. Newly cracked         <<      1    2  The Bourne Ultimatum > New Topic  Post Reply Bad Movies We Love         2611 reads Lumpy_McKwiz All I know is I don't know SSHOLE Posts: 63 Registered: 12/18/2004 Offline 4/4/2007 at 02:27 Damnation alley is the shit, I love that triple-wheel-per-axle contraption they drove. I have seen it in a dozen movies since as well as Chris Elliots terrbily awesome sitcom. Most of mine are already up too: Swamp Thing (Cheesiest monster fight scene evar) The Postman Defcon-4 (Canuck Content) ____________________ Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?" Direct URL MrJingles Tender vittles Posts: 41 Registered: 5/30/2006 Offline 4/4/2007 at 07:22 Reading these lists, I can tell I have no talent for spotting a bad movie. I've thoroughly enjoyed many of the listed films without knowing they're bad. I've actually got quite a zombie brain when it comes to videos and can only NOT stomach the "chick flick" films. Other than that i can only pick out a bad movie because of its blatant technical errancy. So I'd have to list: Hackers Swordfish Mission Impossible Demolition Man Direct URL vladtweano DARTH MENSES Posts: 515 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 4/4/2007 at 14:18 The Ref The Man With Two Brains Godzilla (1954) My Blue Heaven Encino Man Johnny Dangerously Big Trouble in Little China Buckaroo Banzai The Valley of Gwangi Mallrats The Mummy ('99) Darkman Where The Buffalo Roam Yellowbeard Mars Attacks! Army of Darkness Joe Versus The Volcano Bachelor Party It Came From Beneath The Sea ____________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx Direct URL bagel Tender vittles Posts: 22 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline 8/2/2007 at 06:46 Switch Killer, if only for the lesbian stripper vs transvestite chainsaw fight at the end. Jesus Christ Serial Rapist, so I'll have something to talk about when I goto hell. Waterwold, because fuck you it was a good movie. ____________________ The YouTube Diet Plan Direct URL JesseCuster Tender vittles Posts: 12 Registered: 7/31/2007 Offline 8/4/2007 at 16:59 Pluto fucking Nash. Biggest flop in movie history. Loads of fun. It was on HBO this morning, so I watched it for, shit, the tenth time or so. Edit: -Repo Man -Men at Work (Oh look. Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!) -Starship Troopers -Flash Gordon! -Hudson Hawk (ball-ball!) -Navy SEALs And as for Waterworld ... I saw that at the dollar theatre, and I still feel ripped off, even what, 12 years later? I want to go see Kevin Costner's band at some point, if only so I can stand in the front row and scream at him until he gives me my money back. That fucking hack ... he should have quit making movies after Field of Dreams. On 2007-08-04 at 12:17:52, JesseCuster craps monkey baby ____________________ Ration Reality: A Wretched Hive Of Scum and Villainy Direct URL Acidburn I am El Chupacabra SSHOLE Posts: 749 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline 8/4/2007 at 17:41 Gummo ____________________ No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them! You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too. (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday. Direct URL shitbox my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLE Posts: 910 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline 8/5/2007 at 07:07 Judgment Night was great...Dennis Leary+Cuba Gooding and Emilo = FUN. I agree with a few others members have posted...but damn SFW, Ultraviolet? That movie was really, really, really fucking bad. Im amazed anyone enjoyed it let alone a film school grad. :p Some of my guilty pleasures are: Hellraiser: any of em Maverick: Gibson 'n Garner MUNCHIES:nigga what? Toxic Avenger: all of em. Robocop: (This movie isnt really bad at all but its kinda campy fucking hilarious and is in my top 10 all time faves) Surf Nazi's Must Die...check this out if you can. You will be delightfully disapointed. Probably all the Nightmare on Elm Street flicks. Oh, and fuck!...is there ANYONE who likes Adam Sandlers 8 Crazy Nights? I fucking detest that movie and just wanted to know if anyone actually liked that film or could watch it without jamming pencils in their eyes/ears... ____________________ "Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?" Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson Direct URL statiktech Tender vittles Posts: 16 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline 10/3/2007 at 18:04 They Live (fucking classic) Blood In Blood Out Bound By Honor The Blob Ernest Goes To Camp Three Amigos Red Sonya Wizards Of The Lost Kingdom Cabin Boy Running Man The Boy Who Could Fly Any 'Living Dead' movie What About Bob? Breakin' Killer Clowns From Outter Space Real Men Little Shop Of Horrors Problem Child Direct URL BigDinWaunakee SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 103 Registered: 1/24/2007 Offline 10/3/2007 at 18:13 1. Massacre at Central High http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074875/ > The movie that made me swear never to watch bad cinema again and to perfect my Spidey Sense for a bad film. 2. Omega Man http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067525/ Laughable take on Metheson's I Am Legend story. Heston is so fucking suave in this flick. Direct URL dent Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLE Posts: 828 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline 10/3/2007 at 19:05 Let us not forget these 80's gems: The Last Dragon - the movie with Bruce Leroy American Ninja 1, 2 Ninja 3: The Denomination (I saw this in theaters) 3 O'Clock High Howard the Duck I'm Gonna Git You Sucka ____________________ "You must have weak asslips. I like to sculpt mine on the way out, like table legs under a lathe" - Vasudeva Direct URL statiktech Tender vittles Posts: 16 Registered: 10/1/2007 Offline 10/3/2007 at 20:20 Masters of the Universe. Yeah, I said it. Direct URL azron123 I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLE Posts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline 10/4/2007 at 01:51 Wow! This thread is a fucking walk down bad memory lane. Amazon Women on The Moon Big Trouble in Little China Captain Ron Hudson Hawk I spit on your Grave All of the evil dead movies The Frighteners The Mummy series Eight Legged Freaks Evolution In Dreams Striking Distance Mask Volcano Mystery Men Little Shop of Horrors (both) Godzilla (both) Stigmata Dragonfly Switchback Jumanji The Freshman Martians Go Home The Rocketeer Dark Wind The Killing Jar Dark City Hard Rain Wing Commander Contact Judge Dred Starship Troopers Anything From Clerks to Dogma Some of these might be too good to be on this list ____________________ If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night. If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life. Direct URL bobacus SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 83 Registered: 10/2/2007 Offline 10/4/2007 at 05:00 Drowning Mona. Bette Midler as my ex wife. Casey Affleck in the gay role of his life. That guy from deliverance reprised. Yugos,and killin. Genius! Direct URL trickbear SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 75 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline 10/6/2007 at 07:11 Cadillac Man Zoom (Scoring of 0% on “Rotten Tomatoes”) Atrocities of Africa Atrocities of Asia Dr. Caligari ____________________ Synergy means behavior of whole systems unpredicted by the behavior of their parts taken separately; except on holidays and weekends. Direct URL DonQuixote DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline 10/6/2007 at 09:09 I have a new one (at least for me) to add to my list of "bad" movies I love: Simon Sez: Starring DENNIS FUCKING RODMAN. I was surfing the net and I had the TV on one of the cinemax channels and it came on, I immediately knew I had to DVR it. Rodman's actually not all that horrible as an "action hero", but having that fat comedian (the one that looks like a happy Buddha) and Dane Cook to back him up helps. There's also a sex scene that is just kinda weird, I don't remember any necked boobies, but there were alot of flashing lights with an added strobe effect on the camera. I damn near seizured. The chick is buff as all hell, but she appears to have her undies on the whole friggin time. To say the least, I loved it. I was going to add Pluto Nash as well, cause I just saw it on one of the many HBO channels for the first time. Its as if someone saw "Bowfinger" and then actually made a real Eddie Murphy sci-fi action comedy. Its horribly great. Oh, and I also liked Waterworld. Speaking of bad Costner films that I like, why was he the only one in Robin Hood without an accent????? He said, and I quote, "I just ran out of time"!! Man that is true dedication to your craft. On 2007-10-06 at 04:13:10, DonQuixote craps baby wotak monkeypigeon ____________________ ( . )( . ) <--- Boobs. Direct URL r0b0c0p Tender vittles Posts: 37 Registered: 10/5/2007 Offline 10/18/2007 at 05:11 A Boy and His Dog Any Bruce Campbell movie on the shelves Troma movies Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 810 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 10/18/2007 at 05:25 Freddy Got Fingered which starred Tom Green, who also directed, and probably wrote it. I saw this in theaters for some bizarre reason, and remember laughing really hard at a few parts. Reading Ebert's "Worst Movies" list, this one showed up. The whole thing is on YouTube. It is funny in how impossibly bad it is. I think that some day it will be recognized as some kind of Bunuel/anarchic genius, because it is so insane. Streets of Fire was supposed to be a hit in the 80s. Rock and roll soundtrack, big fight scenes, etc. Budgets went over, all that shit. I had this vague childhood memory of two guys fighting with sledgehammers, and I tracked it down to this movie. Linked is that scene. It stars a young Willem Defoe. It is a horrible fucking scene; poorly written, poorly choreographed, poorly acted, poorly directed, even the art direction is poor. I bet the catering sucked too. Laserblast was another childhood memory, this one of a guy with a crazy laser on his hand and a weird metal growth on his chest. Sounds a little cool, but is an MST3k classic. The whole thing is on youtube, but it isn't worth watching. The movie is actually really dull. Direct URL < Free porn passwords. Newly cracked         <<      1    2  The Bourne Ultimatum > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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