spod
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 66 Registered: 8/13/2006 Offline
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2/7/2007 at 10:29 |
What are your thoughts on conspiracy theories?
atm David Icke seems to think Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World.
Sure its a fair call but to some it seems a little far fetched.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope   SSHOLEPosts: 463 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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2/7/2007 at 11:46 |
I, for one, will welcome our alien lizard gods, and pledge my undying support.
As it's obvious that you and this David Icke know too much, you shall both be reported and turned in for, umm, reprogramming or quite possibly food.
That is all.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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2/7/2007 at 14:38 |
I wholeheartedly accept all conspiracy theories, even when they conflict with each other.
"They" actually are reptillian aliens that have genetically modified themselves to look like white humans but have co-opted control of our entire civilization. We, however, can fight back with Orgone:
http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/tower-busters.htm
http://educate-yourself.org/dc/orgonegenindex.shtml
In case you didn't know, white = evil, because we can't absorb "soul."
http://rizirikira.tripod.com/tablecontents.html
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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2/7/2007 at 15:01 |
There is something very suspicious about conspiracy theories.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 958 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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2/7/2007 at 15:06 |
Icke is a frootloop.
But you have to admit, he's a very successfull frootloop.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/11/2007 at 12:45 |
ghostrider: There is something very suspicious about conspiracy theories.
That's because all conspiracy theories are controlled by a secret organization of Peruvian Inca Jewish Banker Nazi Masonic Rosicrucian Eskimos.
Now that I've told you I have to kill you.
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Lownotes
They all float down here.  SSHOLEPosts: 186 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline
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2/11/2007 at 14:32 |
Spod is a spy, a reptilian spy. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 958 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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2/14/2007 at 07:52 |
Im not taking this bait....yet.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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2/14/2007 at 08:39 |
um which one?
Moon Landing? - Real
9/11? - Not controlled demolition.
Masons? - What conspiracy?
Organized Religion? - Definately a conspiracy to gain power over the masses.
Kurt Cobain's Death? - He offed himself.
Elvis? - He's ded, get over it.
Area 51? - Its a highly classified US military base, that's all.
Aliens? - Possible, but not probable.
Clay Aiken? - Ghey. Live with it.
Marylin Monroe? - Last quote, "Pillz mmmmmm pillzzzzzzzzzzz" then ded. Not murder.
G. W. Bush in 04? - Tampered Machines? mmmmaybe, but it definately wasn't his idea.
Jews? - Are just Jewish.
Big Foot? - Does Ming Yao count?
Nessie? - nope
The Tooth Fairy? - Technically this is a conspiracy theory, but really who cares.
Vas is actually NAMBLA posterboy? - You decide.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/14/2007 at 10:13 |
DonQuixote: um which one?
Moon Landing? - Real
9/11? - Not controlled demolition.
Masons? - What conspiracy?
Organized Religion? - Definately a conspiracy to gain power over the masses.
Kurt Cobain's Death? - He offed himself.
Elvis? - He's ded, get over it.
Area 51? - Its a highly classified US military base, that's all.
Aliens? - Possible, but not probable.
Clay Aiken? - Ghey. Live with it.
Marylin Monroe? - Last quote, "Pillz mmmmmm pillzzzzzzzzzzz" then ded. Not murder.
G. W. Bush in 04? - Tampered Machines? mmmmaybe, but it definately wasn't his idea.
Jews? - Are just Jewish.
Big Foot? - Does Ming Yao count?
Nessie? - nope
The Tooth Fairy? - Technically this is a conspiracy theory, but really who cares.
Vas is actually NAMBLA posterboy? - You decide.
You show an incredible lack of imagination.
Moon Landing - Faked. Nasa filmed it on Mars
9/11 - Al Gore set it up to get even for being cheated during the election
Masons - Fuck the Masons. I'n scared of the Knights of Columbus
Organized Religion - Good for laughs. The Muslims hate the Catholics and the Catholics hate the Protestants and the Protestants hate the baptists and the Baptists hate the Muslims and everybody hates the Jews.
Kurt Cobain - The greatest thing he ever did for music was to quit making it.
Elvis - If you never saw Bubba Hotep your life has no meaning
Area 51 - I used to live near Area 51. It's easy to blow it off if you haven't seen it.
Aliens - If there aren't any aliens who the fuck is sneaking under the wire in New Mexico? Canadians?
Clay Aiken - Forget him. He just distracts you from Martha Stewart's Better Homes and Gardens Death Squad Commandos (Like Cobra with furnature polish)
Marilyn Monroe - Died for your sins
George Bush in 04 - Of course he didn't think of it. But you can bet your ass that Dick (Shotgun) Cheny and Carl (Rumor Monger ) Rove did
Jews - Sank the Titanic and sent hundreds of people to a watery grave. The explosives were planted by some guy named Iceberg which has caused confusion for almost 100 years
Bigfoot and Nessie - Not conspiracies. Possible. People are seeing something. Look up Cryptozoology and Transient Phenomena
Tooth Fairy - Hero of the Gay Dental Rights Movement
Get your shit together DQ. There's a black helicopter with your name on it.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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2/14/2007 at 13:58 |
azron123: DonQuixote: words
Jews - Sank the Titanic and sent hundreds of people to a watery grave. The explosives were planted by some guy named Iceberg which has caused confusion for almost 100 years
RO(teh fuxing)FL
What about the Vasudeva NAMBLA connection though?
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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2/14/2007 at 14:41 |
DonQuixote:
What about the Vasudeva NAMBLA connection though?
Vas created Linkswarm as a vast undercover Nambla recruiting ground but so far has only found Qwerty and Wotak. He needs to broaden his appeal. |
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Sidechain
Funk Lord of the Universe.  SSHOLEPosts: 69 Registered: 8/18/2006 Offline
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2/14/2007 at 16:02 |
But the real question that no one ever asks is:
Why does the Tooth Fairy need all those baby teeth?
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How does she finance her operation?
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spod
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 66 Registered: 8/13/2006 Offline
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2/15/2007 at 07:36  |
Thanks for that!
All your thoughts are noted and filed away under the 'reptilian resistors' folder
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spod
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 66 Registered: 8/13/2006 Offline
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2/24/2007 at 13:29  |
my last response was for lownotes........I do not have a 'reptilian resistors folder'
azrons right.....marylin did die for our sins |
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 241 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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2/25/2007 at 07:02 |
Azron-
Area 51 - I used to live near Area 51. It's easy to blow it off if you haven't seen it.
I personally love conspiracy and its theories. Please elaborate.
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The_Anti_Rice
Tender vittles  Posts: 12 Registered: 4/3/2007 Offline
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4/3/2007 at 01:18 |
1 out of 4 people in the US believe that 9/11 was a government backed conspiracy.
Yeah, those people are retards.
5 E-bucks to anyone that can identify what show that is from.
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sugarslim
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 60 Registered: 1/20/2004 Offline
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4/3/2007 at 14:36 |
E. Howard Hunt: The US gov't murdered JFK
I would have posted this to the swarm but one does not become Rad by jacking reddit. |
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