azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.   SSHOLE |
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2/1/2007 at 21:18 |
For those of you bitches who don't believe I had a mystery houseguest for the last 3 weeks.
I'm so ashamed
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2451 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 21:21 |
Does she swaller ?
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1050 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 21:22 |
I hope you're both wearing pants in that pic 
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4469 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 21:28 |
Wow, so it IS true.
Did you fuck?
Tell me you fucked.
Just a little bit.
In da b00ty, yaRR.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 590 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 21:35 |
W007!1 |
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 21:42 |
Upload teh sex vid, post-haste :>
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1524 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 22:31 |
Huh, and here I was thinking linkswarm would kill someone before it hooked two people up for ass sex at azron's.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 22:37 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: Huh, and here I was thinking linkswarm would kill someone before it hooked two people up for ass sex at azron's.
What makes you think you were wrong?
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 23:20  |
Azron saw the grand re-opening of the whore of Babylon when I left for a date on Saturday afternoon at 4:30 and did not return until 8:30 Sunday morning…. Daughter and sprog were pulling in right behind us. My date said he felt very odd meeting my grandson when only a few minutes early he had my ankles over my head. Of course daughter and I would later have our mother daughter white trash moment when I commented that I felt like a dirty old woman over the age differences… and daughter said she was having a hard time dealing with the fact my date was younger than sprogs daddy!
Other than that everything is going okay.
I think azron might want to kill me in my sleep.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4469 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 23:23 |
ow my head and sense of decorum
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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2/1/2007 at 23:52 |
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 01:09 |
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US!
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 01:11 |
holy shit! is that sunny77 in that picture??? OMFG
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 01:28 |
Don't even talk about decorum ya'll wanted to see the pics and vids azron banging some DS ass.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2451 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 01:32 |
That's different...it's Azron.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1624 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 04:46 |
Seriously Azron, I was just kidding about this bet, there is no way I'm gonna pony up ten grand no matter who you fuck.
(LK likes this version of slam a weensy bit better than your previous slam :hifive
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 664 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 04:56 |
Damn, Azron. I didn't get to sit on your lap when I visited last summer.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 05:46 |
Dumbskull: When I commented that I felt like a dirty old woman over the age differences… and daughter said she was having a hard time dealing with the fact my date was younger than sprogs daddy!
So your daughter likes to bone guys who remember the confederacy? Interesting. |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 12:51 |
Yes, our pants are on. I'm crazy not stupid.
No, I'm not fucking DumbSkull. See above.
GhostRider, probably but I don't really want to know and you don't either. Really.
Wrecker, me too. Often.
Middle, Probably.
JWalker, WTF?
Ragoo, count your fucking blessings.
DS is currently getting the bone from some 20 year old retarded child from central PA who drives 3 hours each way for the opportunity. When his mommy find out she's gonna be pissed.
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 14:39 |
This thread is all itchy and it stings and burns and stuff and I'm tasting metal gonna go lie down.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 225 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 16:28 |
BEST FORUM THREAD EVAR.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 484 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 18:48 |
hahahahahahahahahaha!
no, relly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1050 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 19:09 |
I'm 20, wtf skull?
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 21:30 |
You're 20?
Nooooo
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 22:26 |
My new favorite flavor has all his teeth, and is a hell of a lot of fun to play with. He is over 20 and can even buy alcohol.
No… azron and I haven’t been playing hide the salami.
I am stupid not fucking crazy!
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Uart
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2/2/2007 at 23:35 |
Dumbskull: My new favorite flavor has all his teeth, and is a hell of a lot of fun to play with. He is over 20 and can even buy alcohol.
No… azron and I haven’t been playing hide the salami.
I am stupid not fucking crazy!
So is he a gay or something? Sorry Skull, but I don't see many 20-30 year olds lining up to bang your roast-beef hoagie. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2451 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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2/2/2007 at 23:42 |
^ Why would a gay man have sex with dumbskull ? I suggest he may be Australopithecus afarensis
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Uart
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2/3/2007 at 01:27 |
ghostrider: ^ Why would a gay man have sex with dumbskull ? I suggest he may be Australopithecus afarensis
Funny, I couldn't figure out why a straight man would have sex with dumbskull... |
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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2/3/2007 at 02:06 |
azron123: JWalker, WTF?
LOL - just teasing :)
azron123: Yes, our pants are on. I'm crazy not stupid.
dumbskull: I am stupid not fucking crazy!
Sounds like you two are just teasing too :D
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 312 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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2/3/2007 at 04:24 |
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