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Bad Taste in your Mouth


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1/28/2007 at 00:50
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
Scammed from braindent.com and posted here in a blatant traffic-whoring experiment to see what kind of riffraff this brings in.


Part 1 of the crap
Part 2 of the crap
Part 3 of the crap
Part 4 of the crap
Part 5 of the crap
Part 6 of the crap
Part 7 of the crap

 
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Putting the semen in amusement


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1/28/2007 at 00:56

flaccid.






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SIR BABYHEAD




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1/28/2007 at 02:00

Ugh. Buckled. That vapid cockholster's vag looks like a wizard's sleeve.
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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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1/28/2007 at 02:22

Thanks for playing phone tag with me.

Not sure what your #'s were, but once I hit the 22,000 page-view mark, it was quitting time.

LS is a steamroller.






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We are not amused.


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1/28/2007 at 03:12

Remember, part #4 is really part #1.

We don't want to spoil the arc of the story.






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1/28/2007 at 05:35

she is a pig, but worthy of viewing. sad state we are all in






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1/28/2007 at 16:56

A Paris Hilton Haiku, by JJ

Built Like A Farmboy
Taping Intimate Moments
What A Skeevy Skank


Thank you.






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Token Discordian


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1/28/2007 at 17:12

Jawlessjoe: A Paris Hilton Haiku, by JJ

Built Like A Farmboy
Taping Intimate Moments
What A Skeevy Skank



A Paris Hilton Haiku by PH:

Me me me me me
Me me me me me me me
Me me me me me







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liberal exit


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1/30/2007 at 15:42

Does anybody smell a lawsuit ?






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* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')


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1/30/2007 at 23:42

I only smell skank juice






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1/31/2007 at 00:38

Smell of lawsuit confirmed!
http://www.theage.com.au/news/people/hilton-sues-website/2007/01/30/1169919322307.html






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