Lownotes
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1/24/2007 at 18:04 |
Perhaps links with a lot of hits or comments would go into a pool, then once a week the alphas vote for best link of the week or something like that. Just a thought. The submitter gets a small radfactor bonus. The same happens at the end of the year with a slightly higher bonus. Those links all go into a hall of fame.
Also, the rejection bitterness rating should wipe clean each year. You would have two ratings - total and this year.
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vasudeva
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1/24/2007 at 18:21 |
dragonstaff: 4. For those of us with young families and stealth-kids, maybe a 'porn-swarm' page would be possible.
Worth thinking about. Not sure how to implement it. Plenty of lurkers hit us up for porn, and requiring opt-in would kill that. Easiest way might be a user preference allowing you to opt out.
Guitarjon: Another idea is for customizable LS themes, allowing people to chose one of several layouts, and then a menu where they can plug in codes to customize the colors of the background, links, clicked links, text size, etc.
Also not a bad idea, and frees me somewhat from the constant background anxiety that the inevitable decisions I have to make about presentation are going right up someone's ass. On the other hand, quite possibly fated to be misunderstood, under-used, and potentially a vector for self-fucking-over in the hands of the less-than-diligent. ("Hey, let's set background black, and text black, and links black. Cool. Why can't I see anything? How do I shut this off? Let me PM someone for help. Wait, can't see links either. Uh...")
Steel: A) Some allotted Secure Storage Space for alphas. Be able to mark folders public, private or share with certain members....
Good. Feasible. Likely.
B) Don't know if this is possible, but goes along with the IRC, is Online Collaboration tools. for people who want to chat and log ideas and what not.
Good but not likely -- more-focused tools exist elsewhere.
Say I want LS to be my one stop Interweb Shop... I can open and close sections i.e. Journal/Forums/ Links... Using those cool open/closed ">>" or "^" buttons we are starting to see, which dynamically free up space on your shit...
All over it already. Pulling in RSS feeds also in the works.
D) How a bout this?? You guys ever at work... and really want to go to that site?? You know?? The one with the boobies? Or the One with that vid that looks just a little NSFW?
What about a way to mark the page to be pulled into a portal of somesort, so that you can see it without having to visit dickinyourmomsass.com while at work?
Not really possible without running some sort of caching service. If we were to just embed links, you'd still be making direct requests to the NSFW site. Unless the folks monitoring your Internet usage are morons, they're looking at all your requests -- not just the URLs you type into the location bar.
E) Along the same lines...Though this is more cosmetic... I love the # Site where all the IRC links go... It would rock if there could be a switch to turn the thumbnail images to full size without having to click them and go to said NSFW site?
I like this one because 99 out of 100 people reading it have no idea what you're talking about. :) The lolserver, as your irredeemably insouciant cousin christened it, isn't really part of the Swarm and while definitely not private, I haven't broadcasted its existence, either -- and still amn't, for reasons currently uncomprehended even by myself.
Lownotes: I'd like to preview my journal entries before submission.
Preview is de rigeur; expect it everywhere. It'll happen. Everyone can basically stop mentioning it retro-actively into 2001 and you'll still get it whether you like it or not.
I'd like an easy way to reference other swarmers, submissions, journal entries, forums and such in comments to links and in other areas of the site.
How do you mean?
I'd like some sort of window to the rest of the web feature where we can compare what we're talking about to what similar (and shittier) sites are discussing.
How do you mean? Like those little trackback sections blogs usually have?
I'd like my radfactor to be affected positively when a link gets a bazillion hits or a shitload of comments.
Great and completely desireable idea where everybody wins. Possibly difficult to pull off. Rebuilding the radfactor is going to be one of the more mystery-laden bits of the rewrite; I'll see if I can make it smarter than it currently is.
I would like to see the swarm accept YouTube and similar sites by adding some sort of video-only repository that works more effeciently than a journal or forum devoted to YouTube entires.
It accepts them now. (?) If you mean the high reject rate of video submissions, that would be because the vast majority of them have a really negative reward-to-suck ratio. If you mean the literal inability to submit such sites... there are a couple viral-video sites currently being blocked, but it's due to over-aggressive spamming by their owners/marketers, not content. That spamminess is part of the reason for the bad happiness quotient. Since videos are The Current Next Big Thing, everyone and their flamingo is putting up a generic youtube-style site, downloading all the videos they can get their hands on, and then flogging the URL so they can strike it rich. If I had somehow foreseen the bewildering millions being made in this arena, I would have lived a second life being one of those persons. Since I didn't, they can all go fuck themselves.
If we could somehow get a stream of decent-enough video content, I'd be open to having, say, videos.linkswarm.com so all of you wierd fucks that desire your Internet experience be studded with frequent motion pictures could rededicate yourselves to a Swarm version thereof.
I would like to see a Rotten Library/Wikipedia type addition to the Swarm where we all contribute to the edification of our audience by explaining things in a particularly LS fashion.
Sounds like a labor of love, and something I've been wanting to do since forever. Personally, I've been basically devoid of more right-brain activity since I threw myself into more full-time development, but I could always redouble my drinking efforts and see what I could get started.
I'd like some way to contact everyone here at once, or to contact a specific group of people (like just the Alphas) at once. If this already exists, forgive me.
I've tried a few mailing lists but they go largely unused. There could be a group-PM function. There will also possibly be an Alpha-only forum.
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freakmachine
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1/24/2007 at 18:38 |
Vas: We already have a thread ... (which I can't find immediately... anybody?).
it would be nifty to have an easy way to find forum and journal threads. I hate not being able to quickly find that great journal from a couple of months ago because it isn't on the "journal shite" list anymore and I can't remember the title of it or who authored it. Not sure how to accomplish that, but Lefen's idea is a partial solution:
Lefen: Also, I'd like to have the ability to clipswarm journal posts/link comments/forum posts.
Perhaps a link to a "journal shite" and "forum shite" page that has a much longer history than ten links for each. The lists could still be in reverse chronological order, maybe with controls to sort them some other way.
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dragonstaff: 4. a 'porn-swarm' page
I would like to extend this to a general "nsfw" page, but there should be a feature that publicly flogs submitters for not marking nsfw links as such: "(User x) rapes kittens without astroglide" or some such message at the bottom of the front page.
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middle_age_man: Perhaps new members should acquire a set number of rads before they can post in the forums. It might head off the occasional tidal wave of shit that hits from time to time.
i like this idea, but with exceptions for special cases like blackjesus or franz
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How about an option to mark journals "for alpha eyes only?" Hopefully people wouldn't overuse it; a quota per user could be implememted.
I propose a list of the best of classic very best of fuckedup-funnay-evil-gross-cool etc shite that has ever been submitted, sort of an Official Linkswarm Clipswarm. Everyone, or probably just alphas and betas, could submit their favorite past links for consideration for inclusion on the list. It could possibly a link added to the "swarm" drop down list at the top of the page, giving the list it's own page. The list would obvioulsy be limited in size or what would be the point. |
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freakmachine
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1/24/2007 at 18:49 |
vasudeva:
E) Along the same lines...Though this is more cosmetic... I love the # Site where all the IRC links go... It would rock if there could be a switch to turn the thumbnail images to full size without having to click them and go to said NSFW site?
I like this one because 99 out of 100 people reading it have no idea what you're talking about.  The lolserver, as your irredeemably insouciant cousin christened it, isn't really part of the Swarm and while definitely not private, I haven't broadcasted its existence, either -- and still amn't, for reasons currently uncomprehended even by myself.
Being part of the disenfranchised 99, I am wanting this broadcast, at least to me... |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1623 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/24/2007 at 18:53 |
.... I could always redouble my drinking efforts .....
I WILL STAND THIS GROUND WITH YOU!
I think some sort of interswarmer commerce section might be cool, as long at it doesn't turn into something ugly maybe an "honor system" auction format or some shit.
I'd also like a little playpen/purgatory for retards, with option of making good and unretardeding themselves.
I've said this before, and pledged involvement (and subsequently fucked off with) a weekly/biweekly/monthly swarmer article section that is largely topical. I'd love to hear this week in molecular physics, with FRANS, or IOWA WATCH, with Sexninja, or Lownotes' poorly engineered personal hygene applicators of the month.
(you get my drift)
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vasudeva
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1/24/2007 at 18:53 |
freakmachine: I propose a list of the best of classic very best of fuckedup-funnay-evil-gross-cool etc shite that has ever been submitted, sort of an Official Linkswarm Clipswarm. Everyone, or probably just alphas and betas, could submit their favorite past links for consideration for inclusion on the list. It could possibly a link added to the "swarm" drop down list at the top of the page, giving the list it's own page. The list would obvioulsy be limited in size or what would be the point.
That's actually a cool idea that we should have thought of years ago.
Even better, we can get started on this today, if you guys are of a mind. The best way to vote I can think of is to go make a comment with the words 'clipswarm' and any form of the word 'vote' in the link's comment page. E.g...
Official clipswarm vote
or
voting for the official clipswarm thing
Just make sure the words "vot" ("vote", "voted", "voting", etc) and "clipswarm" are in there. In a few weeks I'll query out everybody's votes in a new thread, tally up the winning links, and I'll use that as the default clipswarm instead of the stupid random thing people see now. Maybe we can so something else cool with it, too.
Freakmachine, this is your idea -- why don't you start the thread with your post and my post in it and see if we can get it started? In fact, I'll hand out an HTML snippet you can post when voting that will link back to the thread so a year from now we know what the hell we were talking about.
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freakmachine
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1/24/2007 at 19:40 |
Sweet, I'll do it tonight after work.
It would be nifty to have the user name above the avatar pic in forum threads be a link to that users account so as to easily send them a pm or something, rather than having to look them up in the memberlist. |
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vasudeva
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1/24/2007 at 19:49 |
freakmachine: It would be nifty to have the user name above the avatar pic in forum threads be a link to that users account so as to easily send them a pm or something, rather than having to look them up in the memberlist.
Oh duh. This is done, as it should have been about 4 years ago.
Hurry up with that thread, niggles. I want to get this show on the road.
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Steel
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1/24/2007 at 20:27  |
The lolserver, as your irredeemably insouciant cousin christened it, isn't really part of the Swarm and while definitely not private, I haven't broadcasted its existence, either -- and still amn't, for reasons currently uncomprehended even by myself.
I was not aware that cat was in a bag...oops...
Another thought I would love to see... and I know this makes me look like an interweb retard.... but I'll go ahead and embrace my retardedness in LKs purgatory... oh look... a spider...
anyhoo... whenever I'm writing a comment I see these awesome smiley dudes I have the choise of using up there!
But what I would love to see is the ability to highlight a portion of my text within the comment box, then click from a selection over on the right like...
- Bold
- Italics
- URL Link
- Image Src
- That cool boxy type thing some people do, that if I want to do it, I must view the page source to remember the HTML tag for or go into the Private Journal entry for myself where I have examples of the HTML used, cause I always forget how...
I'm sure this would help a lot of newbs and "forever newbs" like me, be less iritating.....
Oh and while we are on the comment section... Spell Check??
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HOBO
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1/24/2007 at 20:27 |
how about breaking the front page into two sections of swarmed links. One for articles and one for videos?
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dent
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1/25/2007 at 04:18 |
I didn't read this entire thread, so if I repeat someone's idea, oops.
Vas, you talked about the Myspace thing being gay and whatnot - and you're right Myspace IS gay. But, everyone has an account. The reason it's lame is because the users, the music, the graphics, the home pages, the unicorns - it's a hodgepodge of emo assrape.
User profiles, pics and bio's are not new, and Myspace certainly didn't create the idea, they just found their nitch (teenieboppers) and it exploded. I think all the things that are wrong with Myspace could easily be avoided in an LS version. Also, having an account page within LS would be different because everyone knows eachother and 50% of the peeps here are interesting, maybe 60. Anyway, in my opinion, I think this site has the right members to make something of that magnitude worth it for everyone. Even if the Alpha's were the only accounts to get em'. I bet you'd see a lot more revenue, and how can you complain about that?
It would be interesting to have a featured "member" banner that rotates on the site somewhere (sort of like the quotes at the bottom), linking to their member page. This way, when you log into LS, a new Member banner, linking to their account page/bio can be viewed. Macjams.com does this and it's really badass. I know there are a lot of interesting members here that I know nothing about and this would give me a chance to get to know them. User created banners would be interesting.
As far as links, on BD, I find it works great to have the front page in order by date, and the category pages, or archives if you will, by ratings. Another words, I want to see what new shit came out for the day, but when hitting the archives, I want to see the most viewed, or popular. If it's days old, who cares about the date it was released.
Seeing rejected links within the approved links irritates the life out of me. Especially when a link was approved and it's rejected repeat is directly under it. I would love to see a seperate area for rejected links, because some are good - it's just messy when they are combined.
Lastly, this place needs a new look and I want to help.
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JohnLenin
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1/25/2007 at 06:36 |
god damn, this is going to be fucking sweet.
but here is another idea -
I know there are sites out there that are dedicated to this entirely, BUT... I know that there are more that a couple swarmer/musicians out there, and it would be neat if we had a means of collaberating ideas and sharing them on the site( 'Swarmer Jams' or whatnot). Whether its a sperate section of music (maybe a little integrated player - attached to a small chunk of hosting [in mp3 format, you wouldn't need more than 1gig] or something of the like).
The sending back-and-forth of files can be done through email. But the initial project recruitment could be done on this, as well as the final 'look what we did!' bullshit. Of course, if it sucks and is poop, it doesnt have to remain posted... maybe have a voting system?
It would be very cool to let members come together and exhibit some creativity in the name of the swarm. Hell, you could even show off some other forms of collaberative creativity in a sort of 'Linkswarm's Refridgerator Door' type of thing. shit, I dunno. But the music thing would be cool, and I encourage other musicians who like this idea (or have input/changes) to speak the fuck up. The Linkswarm.com house band can be an actual thing. Think about it.
-I'm availible for bass, and some acoustic guitar stuff... and I can get any bass tone needed. word it up faggots.
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dent
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1/25/2007 at 07:11 |
I would only involve my skills as a musician if its for the purposes of showing the world the mighty sounds of grindcore.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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1/25/2007 at 08:25 |
I would like to seperate my clipswarm into sections or whatever.Just be able to label them and seperate them into the 'Sexual asspussy delight section" and the "End of the world hope you downloaded this cause the internet is gone and China is marching up your street" links(DIYgunz etc).
Im an eazy please. As far as a Myspace like page, meh, whatever.
Some sort of Avatar upload thingy or instant textwar capability feature could be rad and the latter possibly lucrative.
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Steel
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1/25/2007 at 14:12 |
dent you don't even understand grincore so don't even try
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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1/26/2007 at 23:28 |
In the textwar history, in addition to the info provided, maybe a link or the actual text war used.
exaple: if it was a beheadding, there would be a link to the image or the image itself. Or for a sig clobber, the actual sig used
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JohnLenin
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1/27/2007 at 00:20 |
fl_projekt: In the textwar history, in addition to the info provided, maybe a link or the actual text war used.
exaple: if it was a beheadding, there would be a link to the image or the image itself. Or for a sig clobber, the actual sig used
werd.
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vasudeva
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1/27/2007 at 00:26 |
That's a great idea. I'd like them to be more automated in general. You may have noted that the textwar page isn't always updated. This is because I am a lazy bastard and, since I have to update that page manually, often decide fuck it. |
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Uart
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1/27/2007 at 18:17 |
vasudeva: That's a great idea. I'd like them to be more automated in general. You may have noted that the textwar page isn't always updated. This is because I am a lazy bastard and, since I have to update that page manually, often decide fuck it.
I agree. Textwars should be automated. Like, your account would be assigned "textwar credits" (one per month for the alphas + whatever you pay for), and then you'd just type in the name of the swarmer you want to textwar, the type of war, and then its all immediately-gratifying and shit. |
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Lownotes
They all float down here. SSHOLEPosts: 182 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline
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1/29/2007 at 18:06 |
I would like to have a preset amount of time to destroy a link submission. This way, when I realize it's a repeat or part of a previous link or I was high on ether when I submitted it, I could save you the trouble and me the embarassment. Only alphas would have this ability. |
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Mofo
dont give a shit  SSHOLEPosts: 426 Registered: 2/8/2004 Online
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1/31/2007 at 05:46 |
I'd like to see some contests or something. |
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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1/31/2007 at 06:14 |
Personally, I think we ought to consi
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ghostrider
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2/1/2007 at 19:13 |
I like the automated textwar thing. It could be like the quickswarm feature with with an image uploader, and then sent to Vas for final approval. Of course this would be difficult as textwar can be more than just beheadings, what with the sig clobbers and word replacements and whatnot. I suppose it would need a PayPal link also.
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jwalker
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2/2/2007 at 01:21 |
More little things:
1. An AQ option to not vote on something (for whatever reason - maybe its a topic you know nothing about).
2. After editing a forum post, it takes you to the forums topics page - I would prefer to return to where I just posted, especially since the edit doesn't have a preview.
3. The "next page" for forums should not increase the read count.
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ghostrider
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2/2/2007 at 01:33 |
#1 already exists...don't vote.
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Sidechain
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2/2/2007 at 15:51 |
I want to be able to skin the site myself. And/or be able to view/apply other skins made by other users.
At first blush, it seems like a huge deal, but really, I don't think it would be. The only major issue would be the storage (and pathing) of the graphic elements. In terms of the skin itself, if the CSS class names were standardized and published, people could modify them for their own accounts at will. The edited style sheet would be stored and called forth and loaded from a BLOb field in the DB (at the user level). Then, I would have the ability to expand/collapse/hide/destroy some or all of the sections on the front page. Even change the order in which sections appear. Throw the SHOUT box at the top left, collapsed by default, for instance.
I would be happy to help with the implementation of this, too. This is pretty much what I do at the day job. Let me know.
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vasudeva
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2/2/2007 at 17:11 |
jwalker: 1. An AQ option to not vote on something (for whatever reason - maybe its a topic you know nothing about).
ghostrider: #1 already exists...don't vote.
Stunning.
jwalker:3. The "next page" for forums should not increase the read count.
Agreed.
Sidechain: I want to be able to skin the site myself. And/or be able to view/apply other skins made by other users.
This seems like fairly minimal reward-to-effort ratio given stuff like user stylesheets, greasemonkey, trixie, stylish, etc. It has, as far as I can tell, the following two benefits over those methods: it's centrally stored, and it allows arbitrary placement of elements (which I'm not sure any of those methods do, but I could be wrong.) Also discouraging is the probable adoption rate (you, me, and about 5 other people, most likely).
It's an interesting idea and it's something I'll keep in mind regardless of the above detractors. When I'm in the right place to start considering this in earnest, I'll probably open a thread on it, so as not to turn this one into a poll on any given feature. Sidechain, PM/email me if you have more thoughts on this or expansions on the detractors I mentioned above. If we do end up heading in this direction, I'll definitely talk to you about it.
P.S. Fuking psyched to have someone else around who does this for a living and is interested in helping.
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2/3/2007 at 18:21 |
Make a clicky next to the" www and find" buttons that automatically takes you to the PM for that person?Or am I an idiot,well OK,I am an idiot,but that is beside the point,but is there already an option for that?
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2/3/2007 at 19:15 |
I’d like to be able to refine a site search by category and date.
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JohnLenin
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2/3/2007 at 19:45 |
Senor_Smoke: Make a clicky next to the" www and find" buttons that automatically takes you to the PM for that person?Or am I an idiot,well OK,I am an idiot,but that is beside the point,but is there already an option for that?
click on the user's handle, then click 'send so-and-so a private message'. Dumbass.
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