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coolhand77
Tender vittles  Posts: 7 Registered: 11/8/2006 Offline
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2/20/2008 at 17:38 |
A jewish pedophile walks up to a little kid and says "Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?" |
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jwalker
Token Discordian   SSHOLEPosts: 938 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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3/17/2008 at 15:43 |
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so. "
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her,” Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.
"You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."
"Food cold," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office.
"You may say two words today."
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best," said the Priest, "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."
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To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". |
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XPICTOC
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 12/23/2004 Offline
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3/18/2008 at 14:22 |
What did the Auschwitz guard say to Hitler on a surprise visit?
"Had I known you were coming I'd have baked you a kike!" |
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Doubt crosses everyones mind about everything at one point or another.
There's no sense in rushing it.
Pretend your mind is a bowl of jello.
Now take that jello out of the fridge before it gels.
What do you have?
Kool-Aid.
MAKES FUKIN' NO SENSE, BUT I FINALLY GOT TO USE MY JELLO STORY.
--government_death_robot
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