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1/18/2007 at 00:21

jah mon, i got you, and i got one more in case anyone is interested
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1/18/2007 at 00:26

Gimme pls.

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1/18/2007 at 21:53

Well, we put that baby to bed.






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1/19/2007 at 01:25

I've got a demonoid invite to give away, as well. Lemme know.

Also, has anyone else tried out the new BitTyrant release? I'm liking it so far.
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1/19/2007 at 01:26

hey ive got one more invite, whos logged in right now and wants one?

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1/19/2007 at 03:14

I like free things. I can offer nothing in return (except maybe sodomy)
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1/19/2007 at 06:45

hook me up if you want. thanks.

in exchange I'll tell people you're not a douche.






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1/19/2007 at 20:50

This is a pretty awesome site, I already found 4 or 5 albums that I could never find anywhere else. I'm also uploading a bunch of shit now, which took me forever to figure out how to do correctly.

And I already got warned
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1/19/2007 at 21:43

Oink is pretty sweet, especially for e-books. The music's a little spottier, unless you really love that generic Euro-techno stuff and/or don't mind being exposed to it whilst rooting around for deathmetal.



nocal:And I already got warned

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1/19/2007 at 22:24

I was posting music mostly, and I posted what is basically a rare old demo tape that was never released. Well they have a bitrate minimum of 192kbps, and these MP3s were 160. I'm not sure a copy exists at 192 anymore, so I posted it anyway. (Oh yeah I also had to lie that it was 192)

Now I can't upload anything for a week. It only took me an hour to break a rule.
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1/20/2007 at 00:12

tisk tisk, I tried uploading some electronic car part databases and got yelled at in a comment.... its hard to keep a good ratio on oink, way to many seeds on most stuff. Its almost like you have to guess at which torrents will people popular and be on of the first to hop on.






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1/20/2007 at 01:26

bigdoug2005: tisk tisk, I tried uploading some electronic car part databases and got yelled at in a comment.... its hard to keep a good ratio on oink, way to many seeds on most stuff. Its almost like you have to guess at which torrents will people popular and be on of the first to hop on.

It's exactly like that. Avenue #2 is to find something of your own that people may like, and seed it. That way it's all upload.






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On 2007-10-27 at 00:07:56, bigdoug2005 craps baby wotak monkeypigeon






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1/20/2007 at 07:25

if you have the bandwidth to spare, you can roll the dice and download to seed, heres what i do:

browse, show all, sort by leechers, look for the torrent with the most leechers and the least seeders (preferably 1 or 2) and most importantly , no one above 50% completed, if your connection is good and you have good upstream you should come out on top ratio wise, also make sure the torrent hasnt been up for too long as it may be dead

hopefully this was helpful and if not i hope i didnt insult anyones intelligence
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1/21/2007 at 11:45

yes please on oink.me invite
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1/23/2007 at 13:44

Anyone happen to have a invite to MY ASSHOLE IS RIPPING
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1/24/2007 at 04:08

OK, make fun of my groveling, but I gotta try.... See, I got a 20 hour plane ride, need some coveted audio books, way too cheap to buy them on audible or elsewhere, and Demonoid and Oink just don't want me.

Don't know anybody that would offer an invite.

Would appreciate an invite to Demonoid or just abuse me for asking, cause I deserve it. Not sure what Oink has to offer in terms of audiobooks, so I'm not begging for that invite. Won't abuse invite, cause I got lots to offer.

FWIW, even though I just reg'd with LS, I have been lurking for some time (2+ years). Not gonna embarrass myself or anyone by saying how great this site is.

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1/24/2007 at 04:22

BigDinWaunakee:

Would appreciate an invite to Demonoid, cause I deserve it.


Explain why you DESERVE an invite.


And demonoid invites are hard to rack up, so giving them away is silly. I would gladly trade though, seeing as how I probably won't listen to audiobooks (reading suits me just fine most of the time).

and just a note - demonoid will often have open registrations on fridays.

and on another note - I'm not sure if you've ever THAT GUY'S ASSHOLE IS RIPPING






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1/24/2007 at 04:59

Um, perhaps my writing skills aren't of the highest quality, but my complex sentence structure should be read as the following:

Would appreciate an invite to Demonoid. Or, just abuse me for asking.... because I deserve it.

So, my writing style indicates a groveling request, but recognition that I should and would be abused for even asking. Shit, even I'm kicking my own ass for asking...

But you see, I know of the open invite Friday, but my flight leaves on Thursday. If it left on Saturday... damn, I'd be in great shape.

I completely understand why nobody would invite me... a total f'ing stranger, no credibility, with the potential of ruining you own account.

Funny thing is, I'm too cheap to pay Audible the $15 to get these two titles. How crazy is that? Anyway, thanks.
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1/24/2007 at 05:28

guitarjon123,

If it suits you, could you email me so we can discuss a trade?

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1/24/2007 at 06:08

guitarjon123,

If it suits you, could you email me so we can discuss a trade?

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1/24/2007 at 15:22

BigDinWaunakee: I completely understand why nobody would invite me... a total f'ing stranger, no credibility, with the potential of ruining you own account.

Yeah, you're in a tough spot. I haven't really used Demonoid much, but if they let invitees' behavior affect the access of the inviter, I'd say you need someone who feels lucky, punk. Me, I don't often feel this particular brand of lucky.

Spend the $15. Easy solution. It's not like you're taking a chance on the media -- you know you want it. Then come back here and cuddle some balls and see if you can beg up an invite when you're not in a hurry.






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1/24/2007 at 15:49

Awww, no balls to cuddle now? I will take your advice and pry the $15 from my tightwad wallet. Eh, while I'm being foolhardy with my retirement savings, maybe I'll donate to LS while I'm at it.



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1/24/2007 at 16:27

BigDinWaunakee: Eh, while I'm being foolhardy with my retirement savings, maybe I'll donate to LS while I'm at it.





Capital idea, old chap. Do it.

Do it now.

P.S. I'll take any spare invites to whatever anyone's got. PM me your terms.

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1/24/2007 at 16:48

P.S. I'll take any spare invites to whatever anyone's got. PM me your terms.

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1/24/2007 at 20:16

1 demonoid invite to the next person who responds...
Im feeling lucky, dont make me regret it






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1/28/2007 at 00:08

Hey Doug,
Can i have the invite?
help appreciated.
thanks in advance
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1/28/2007 at 00:16

Giving shit away brings the lurkers out of the fucken woodwork
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1/28/2007 at 00:16

I also have 3 demonoid invites to the first 3 who want it.

Since you could potentially fuck up my account you must either be: Alpha (with some exceptions), someone I know/trust, or someone with a worthy trade.

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