TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles  Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 20:55 |
My name is Nick. I don't lurk, I hang out. Now i'm registered. I'm in Ypsilanti, Michigan. If you can't pronounce it don't say it. I don't end anything I say or do in "Seacrest, out" like some unoriginal assholes do. I have always, and will always be a member of the communist party. And if anyone asks, i'm also a witch. If you want to know anything else about me, just ask.
Now let's barbecue this son of a bitch.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement   SSHOLEPosts: 1053 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 21:04 |
WITCH
LOL SIR
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 21:05 |
Quite possibly the lamest troll attempt yet.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2459 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 21:11 |
Troll ? maybe.
But at least he's no YOOPER.
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TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 21:13 |
middle_age_man: Quite possibly the lamest troll attempt yet.
Sorry I didn't meet your expectations. I was expecting a flame attempt that would would give me a boner, but we can't all get what we want now can we? |
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1053 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 21:28 |
maybe if you put a curse on someone? or prayed to a bowl of rocks or something? I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVEN TRYING.
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 21:35 |
Flame? If you insist.
You, sir, are a popped, deeply infected hemorrhoid on the prolapsed rectum that is Linkswarm.
Good day.
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TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 21:42 |
Jawlessjoe: Flame? If you insist.
You, sir, are a popped, deeply infected hemorrhoid on the prolapsed rectum that is Linkswarm.
Good day.
So there is a man here after all. |
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1053 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 21:50 |
TomSizemoresfists: Jawlessjoe: Flame? If you insist.
You, sir, are a popped, deeply infected hemorrhoid on the prolapsed rectum that is Linkswarm.
Good day.
So there is a man here after all.
haha, you two are made for each other.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 923 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 22:15 |
Flames available here.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1053 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 23:14 |
What about here?
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TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 23:20 |
Initiation rituals are a bitch. I hear that the rites of passage at burger king are that you have to get fisted by "the king". And then you have to take out the trash.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 765 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 15:34 |
Snoozapalooza.
In a week, no one will even remember that you were ever here.
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TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 16:26 |
I'm not sure how that makes it different from anything else i've ever done, but i'll go ahead and say "sick burn!" anyway. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1907 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 17:07 |
Did you bring a bucket of anal lube? Good! Now assume the postion and enjoy the ride!
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TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 17:08 |
you're late to the party mofo. The bukakke is almost done. |
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 17:46 |
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 429 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 17:49 |
What's your address? I'm gonna send you the Official Linkswarm Welcome Package.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1633 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 21:59 |
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 22:01 |
magicchex: What's your address? I'm gonna send you the Official Linkswarm Welcome Package.
I thought the post office told you that sending poop through the mail constitutes a federal offense
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 00:16 |
My name is Nick. I don't lurk, I hang out. Now i'm registered. I'm in Ypsilanti, Michigan. If you can't pronounce it don't say it. I don't end anything I say or do in "Seacrest, out" like some unoriginal assholes do. I have always, and will always be a member of the communist party. And if anyone asks, i'm also a witch. If you want to know anything else about me, just ask.
Now let's barbecue this son of a bitch.
On 2007-01-06 at 14:56:25, TomSizemoresfists pooped back and forth, forever
Titim gan éirí ort!
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985. SSHOLEPosts: 429 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 00:49 |
Jawlessjoe: magicchex: What's your address? I'm gonna send you the Official Linkswarm Welcome Package.
I thought the post office told you that sending poop through the mail constitutes a federal offense
For serious, what's your address? Are you an EMU student?
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I'm starving. |
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 04:02 |
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TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 12:06 |
magicchex: Jawlessjoe: magicchex: What's your address? I'm gonna send you the Official Linkswarm Welcome Package.
I thought the post office told you that sending poop through the mail constitutes a federal offense
For serious, what's your address? Are you an EMU student?
yep, EMU kid. |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 17:55 |
I am carp sad.
We've been attracting a very depressing class of newbs lately. I can't even get interested in them enough to be rude. Tapioca is far more interesting.
Have we brought this on ourselves? Have the internet gods infected us with a plague of dull? Do we need to change our meds?
How did we go from being the internet's barbarian horde to being a bunch of mormon pussies on a door-to-door mission?
I don't know. I think I'll go burn a village.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1053 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 17:56 |
I think the problem is that all the non-suck is here already.
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TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 18:32 |
azron123: I am carp sad.
We've been attracting a very depressing class of newbs lately. I can't even get interested in them enough to be rude. Tapioca is far more interesting.
Have we brought this on ourselves? Have the internet gods infected us with a plague of dull? Do we need to change our meds?
How did we go from being the internet's barbarian horde to being a bunch of mormon pussies on a door-to-door mission?
I don't know. I think I'll go burn a village.
I'm not here to fuckin impress you. So if you're disappointed maybe you should go out to dinner with your emo boyfriend and later let him drown your sorrows away. |
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1053 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 18:52 |
TomSizemoresfists: azron123: I am carp sad.
We've been attracting a very depressing class of newbs lately. I can't even get interested in them enough to be rude. Tapioca is far more interesting.
Have we brought this on ourselves? Have the internet gods infected us with a plague of dull? Do we need to change our meds?
How did we go from being the internet's barbarian horde to being a bunch of mormon pussies on a door-to-door mission?
I don't know. I think I'll go burn a village.
I'm not here to fuckin impress you. So if you're disappointed maybe you should go out to dinner with your emo boyfriend and later let him drown your sorrows away.
If you're not trying to impress, then what's with the 'sticking your chest out and pounding your fists' approach?
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2459 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 19:35 |
I thought Azron's boyfriend was goth ?
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 508 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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1/8/2007 at 21:21 |
Wow this is 2 Newbs reporting Azrons Gay-like behaviour... Did I miss something when I was away? |
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