Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 07:14 |
This is an old, stupid game. But it really does make for some GREAT Porn names.
PORN FIRST NAME = Your Middle Name
PORN LAST NAME = Your street's name
So hi... I'm Edward Holly
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement   SSHOLEPosts: 1053 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 07:16 |
Michael De Las Rosas ...
...rawr.
edit: this is fucking old and stupid, btw
On 2007-01-04 at 01:17:10, guitarjon123 chose to holla @ p-nis
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Jawlessjoe
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1/4/2007 at 07:25 |
True by I always get a chuckle out of some of them and how well it works out. And if it's TOO lame, then may VAS strike me down with his thunderstick
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wolfer
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1/4/2007 at 07:36 |
Its reeeeeeally old
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1633 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 12:29 |
wolfer: Its reeeeeeally old
So don't play you fucking shithat.
Ahem........John Queen
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 13:24 |
I don't know, Harrison Hamburg just doesn't seem right.
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HOBO
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1/4/2007 at 14:02 |
Robert Powell
I thought you were supposed to use your pets name and your street name?
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 14:02 |
Anthony Victoria
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 665 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 14:38 |
Patrick Charles at your service. |
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 862 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 15:08 |
Mark Merimack
Whoohoo
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 765 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 16:21 |
LORDKAHUNA: wolfer: Its reeeeeeally old
So don't play you fucking shithat.
Ahem........John Queen
AHAHAHAHA....Gayporn-A-Go-Go!!!
Michael Pinehurst is up in ur bitch, layin' pipez.
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Jawlessjoe
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1/4/2007 at 23:26 |
I thought you were supposed to use your pets name and your street name?
I've heard that version, but then you get shit like "Spot Wilson". I just prefer this version.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 937 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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1/4/2007 at 23:34 |
Reed Santa Ynez
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Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES Posts: 458 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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1/5/2007 at 02:26 |
Dewayne Badger Pass
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1633 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/5/2007 at 03:46 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: Pinehurst
LOL, MUCHO MASCULANETOS!
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 678 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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1/5/2007 at 04:13 |
Jordan Crab Orchard :{
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Jawlessjoe
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1/5/2007 at 04:34 |
fastlane: Jordan Crab Orchard :{
I would like to announce the winner...
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Braaap
Tender vittles  Posts: 39 Registered: 1/3/2007 Offline
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1/5/2007 at 15:39 |
I always heard it as your 1)pets name and 2)your mothers maiden name. That always seems to work well. |
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timmly44
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 12/31/2006 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 00:33 |
My full name is Trevor Max Timm and I live on 50a street Heartland avenue so my porn name would be
Max Heartland (yuck)
I'm with George on Seilfeld: "If I was a porn star I'd call myself Buck Naked"
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 00:38 |
Joseph Empress
crap
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2459 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 01:29 |
Benjamin Brody
it actually sound leik a gay porn name
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 923 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 02:18 |
Lee North 2nd?
Braaap: I always heard it as your 1)pets name and 2)your mothers maiden name. That always seems to work well.
Pup Kiser?
I am terrible at porns.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2459 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 02:19 |
^ don't sell yerself short, little buddy
:winkwinknudgenudge:
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1053 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 04:51 |
seeing as how I've lived on several streets and had several pets, there are several other names I could use:
Michael Countrywood
Beau Countrywood
Mallone Melba
Snowball De Las Rosas
Michael Normandy
Melissa Melba :<
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Jawlessjoe
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1/7/2007 at 05:04 |
SNOWBALL DE LA ROSEASS, I think I saw her before
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1907 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 17:14 |
I don't have a street
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 429 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 17:30 |
If I translate my middle name into English, then I get...
John Whisperwood
John South University
John Cherry HIll
Lame.
I don't miss grade school, sorry.
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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1/7/2007 at 18:55 |
Dumbskull: I don't have a street
So how do you get your internets delivered?
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ghostrider
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1/7/2007 at 19:06 |
Jawlessjoe: Dumbskull: I don't have a street
So how do you get your internets delivered?
via the biblio
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sunny77
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1/8/2007 at 14:57 |
Melissa Derbyshire
:eyeroll:
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