JohnLenin
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12/31/2006 at 17:58 |
What are your new years resolutions? Are you planning on starting a business, quitting smoking, etc? or do you not make resolutions?
here's mine:
1. Continue getting into better shape
2. Start brewing my own beer
3. Do well at music skool, and practice like a motherfuck
4. Lighten up on wrecker, he's just a little slow and there's no need to make fun of his sexual prefrences
NOW YOU GO.....
GO!
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
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12/31/2006 at 18:00 |
1. resolve to make no resolutions...
i tried this last year, almost made it.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1518 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 18:12 |
- Continue to ignore guitarjon123 in new and inventive ways
- Drop about 20 pounds of fat and replace it with rippling muscle
- Actually try and get into photography as a hobby instead of thinking about it and doing nothing
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mcgarpat
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12/31/2006 at 18:38 |
I am going to give up ----- giving a shit ----- for lent.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 18:44 |
I intend to make the world a better place.
For me.
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Senor_Smoke
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12/31/2006 at 19:01 |
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 20:37 |
I'm in for the usual, lay down the Marlboros and reduce the size of my table muscle.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 22:01 |
- Try to lose about 20 pounds and then try to NOT find it again.
- Try to not call guitar_jon a faggot so much. This will not change the fact that he nubs the taste of manjuice, it just means that I will not point this out 17 times a day.
- Try to be less of an asshat than I have been in the past. Try to engage brain more before hitting ENTER.
- Finally whip it into shape, go forward, and move ahead because it's not too late.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 22:40 |
I have never given myself a resolution on the fact that I usually wouldn't follow it but this year is going to be different.
- Lose weight
- Slow my drinking down to 4 days a week
- Have a better relationship with my oldest son.
This will all be followed by our new years day meal consisting of black eyed peas (good luck).
Happy New Years
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 22:46 |
I do black eyed peas on new years day too. You must have southern roots, Wolfer.
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wolfer
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12/31/2006 at 22:49 |
ghostrider: I do black eyed peas on new years day too. You must have southern roots, Wolfer.
just a little.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 23:57 |
I do black-eyed-peas as well.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 588 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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1/1/2007 at 00:03 |
1. find some links to submit
2. oh yeah, and to think of a good resolution for next year
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/1/2007 at 00:05 |
Let's not kid ourselves:
wolfer: This will all be followed by our new years day meal consisting of black eyes
Word.
I've never understood the concept of New Years' resolutions and now would be a silly time to start. Having said that, you should all take it upon yourselves to resolve to help make my 2007 rock.
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
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1/1/2007 at 00:24 |
I think the new years resolutin thing is a trite cliche--it's a "special time" of year that only happens once and you had better take advantage of this occasion to change your self for the better!!
why you can't change at any other time is a mystery, but more likely than not it is because people lack the will to change and need this societal pressure.
I can't stand black eyed peas.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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1/1/2007 at 04:33 |
Jesus! What a bunch of fat assed bastards we are. I'm going to loose weight too.
I'm going to try very hard to remain not ded yet.
I'm going to work really hard at becomming a professional porn monger and internet pimp.
I'd like to murder at least one stranger and blow up at least one building
I want to make it to the next BBP
I want to continue to see the humor in death and destruction
I want to continue spreading merriment to my LinkSwarm Friends and family.
Happy New Year Bitches
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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1/1/2007 at 04:37 |
I followed through on two of the resolutions I made in last years resolution thread. I still drink too much and the kitchen is still waiting for a renovation. I’ll work on the drinking this year.
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wolfer
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1/1/2007 at 10:50 |
middle_age_man: I followed through on two of the resolutions I made in last years resolution thread. I still drink too much and the kitchen is still waiting for a renovation. I’ll work on the drinking this year.
your av is freakin me out
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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1/1/2007 at 15:41 |
wolfer: middle_age_man:blab-blab-blab
your av is freakin me out
It’s freakin' me out too, the resemblance is uncanny.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/1/2007 at 23:30 |
My 2006 resolutions were to loose dead weight (get divorced) and I also lost a few pounds of my own as well. I am right now packing up and heading out.
For 2007... whatever happens... happens, where ever the road takes me... I will be happy!
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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1/1/2007 at 23:51 |
Since quitting alcohol and other drugs in 2005, every resolution I make seems to materialize. I quit smoking 5 weeks ago and thats going good to.
This year I will resolve to successfully complete any college course I undertake and to punch people in the face more often. Awesome!
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1611 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/2/2007 at 04:19 |
azron123:
I'd like to murder at least one stranger and blow up at least one building
I want to make it to the next BBP
DO NOT COMBINE THESE ITEMS!
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1/2/2007 at 15:01 |
- Get over the anxiety of buying a house. I said I was going to do it last year, but I couldn't take the plunge. I've already put it in motion for March.
- Earn my Black belt this year (finally)
- Stop smoking
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1017 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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1/2/2007 at 16:20 |
^ dude, you ate a spoonfull of ash. You're not gonna stop smoking.
Good luck on that black belt.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 489 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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1/2/2007 at 21:22 |
Not really a New Years resolution... but I've finally started to lose weight and would like to continue...
Also I would like to not procrastinate quite as much with my pursuit of a career making/writting movies... |
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Jawlessjoe
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1/3/2007 at 01:58 |
I resolve to be nicer to those who can beat me up.
I also resolve to take a Judo class.
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wolfer
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1/3/2007 at 02:04 |
Oh look JJ became alpha
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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1/3/2007 at 06:54 |
Oh yeah. I caved under peer pressure like an overweight drunk girl in a prom dress
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 842 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/3/2007 at 07:07 |
Dude, don't fucking hesitate, get into that Judo class. It only takes one free class to give you the "bug" and you'll change your life forever.
Shitballs, how did you quit smoking? Please share.
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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1/3/2007 at 17:12 |
I "quit" smoking. I smoke when I drink (once every 2 weeks or so, depending on shit), and then it's around 2-3 butts. The key for me, after many failed attempts, was to keep trying. And when I really "quit", vow never to buy another pack and promise yourself that you have to do something horrible if you do buy a pack. My resolution was "Cute Puppy Tatoo on my ass" that one stuck
Plus, starting when you have a cold and feel like Grim Death doesn't hurt either.
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