DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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12/29/2006 at 10:00 |
The stoooooopidest thing I ever did was light a paper bag on fire INSIDE my house when I was a kid. I thought my mom was going to get pissed that I ripped a paper bag (remember I am retarded as a child as well as a semi-adult). So We Sparked it up. Couldn't get the door open. Almost burnt the house down.
Now .... GO!
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 458 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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12/29/2006 at 10:04 |
So We Sparked it up.
Who's we?
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get   SSHOLEPosts: 862 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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12/29/2006 at 15:56 |
Getting high while driving a car, dropping a smoke on my lap and then trying to dig the cigarette out of my burning pants without watching the road.
We all know how that ended - changed my life forever.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 10:38 |
I'm having a lot of trouble picking just one.. I'll need to make a list.
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Stump
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 14:26 |
Birth
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 453 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 14:39 |
Hmmm.
I would have to say that the dumbest thing I ever did was to marry a woman who turned out to be completely batshit crazy, and while married to her, took the advice of a Navy Lieutenant and gave that cunt a Power of Attorney before leaving on a six month deployment.
I came home to find that the cunt had applied for and received about six credit cards and had done it in my name and had promptly maxed them all out.
When I got smart and divorced her, I was 'awarded' the entire $25,000+ debt that she had incurred on these cards since they were in my name.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 765 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 16:04 |
The stoooooopidest thing I ever did was light a paper bag on fire INSIDE my house when I was a kid. I thought my mom was going to get pissed that I ripped a paper bag (remember I am retarded as a child as well as a semi-adult). So We Sparked it up. Couldn't get the door open. Almost burnt the house down.
Now .... GO!
Nah; this whole episode was waaaay moar stupider than that. One of the best Fridays EVAR!!
On 2006-12-30 at 13:42:28, Clavis_Apocalypticae chose to holla @ p-nis
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