ronn368
Tender vittles  Posts: 2 Registered: 12/28/2006 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 00:39  |
The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days.
Jesus Christ had to be both God and man because He is sinless and therefore He is the only person who can get us into Heaven when we die because He is the only One who could pay for our sins.
The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9}
You should not wait until later to get saved because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss Heaven.
The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4}
Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50}
If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer right now from your heart to God like the one below and you will be saved.
Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen.
If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven.
You can learn more about Jesus Christ if you read the Holy Bible and a good place to start reading is the book of John.
Have a great day!
Ronald L. Grossi
http://alreadypaid.blogspot.com « Just click the link if you have any questions.
27 December 2006
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ghostrider
liberal exit   SSHOLEPosts: 2413 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 00:43 |
OMG
This has been done to death.
Verily, I say unto thee.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 00:44 |
I am 100% sure I'm not going to your fictional place of happy that makes you feel better about your worthless existence.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2413 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 00:48 |
At least he put this in the correct forum.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 902 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 00:57 |
you're*
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 01:02 |
I’m going to Denny’s when I die.
I hope to be used in the nacho filling.
On 2006-12-27 at 19:58:17, middle_age_man chose to holla @ p-nis
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sugarslim
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 50 Registered: 1/20/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 01:20 |
god bless you ronn |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4398 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 02:14 |
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1011 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 03:04 |
jesus died for my shins? omgwtfbbq? lol!!!111
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 914 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 03:36 |
Soopa hot chirstmas gift for '06 niggas!
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Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 650 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 03:44 |
<< Not taking the bait. |
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 945 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 05:34 |
Jesus Christ had to be both God and man because He is sinless and therefore He is the only person who can get us into Heaven when we die because He is the only One who could pay for our sins.
A + B = C
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 05:57 |
Jebus rocks
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dinozoa
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 06:21 |
if there is no sorrow or pain in heaven, then it is probably like having a lot of prozac all the time.
I need to know: is it against the bible to drop acid?
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 08:06 |
Who would have known that I would learned about God at Linkswarm. Maybe we should call the site St.Linkswarm. Im feelin it, how bout you?
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 446 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 11:31 |
I hate to tell you this, but nowhere in the Bible is Hell mentioned specifically. Your reference to Matthew 13:50 states "And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth." Hell, if I am not mistaken (ghostie help me out here) is a Jewish invention, and an idea adopted by Christianity for its own purposes.
Likewise, the verse you provided from Revelation as your 'proof of heaven' does not mention heaven at all.
What you have to remember here is that the Bible was written many different MEN, over an extraordinary span of time. Alot of it occured before written language and was passed down through stories around the campfire.
What you are reading (and taking out of context to suit your own interpretation) is not the complete bible. It is a compilation of various stories, that contradict one another the least.
Sorry Champ.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1618 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 15:24 |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2413 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 15:59 |
Jewish idea of hell has not much to do with fire, rather just an absence of light.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 588 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 16:36 |
The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days.
Sweet, but I didn't ask him to, so what does all this have to with me? I sure as shit don't feel like I owe him anything... |
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jwalker
Token Discordian SSHOLEPosts: 945 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 18:55 |
The last time Jesus showed up in church, they killed him.
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ronn368
Tender vittles Posts: 2 Registered: 12/28/2006 Offline
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12/29/2006 at 18:04 |
1:13:03 PM |
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 747 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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12/29/2006 at 18:30 |
Jesus fuked my moustache.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1894 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/29/2006 at 18:41 |
Why was Jesus sitting on your face?
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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12/29/2006 at 22:02 |
Dumbskull: Why was Jesus sitting on your face?
Oh, Skull. I thought you'd gone to meet Jesus already!
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 446 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 02:44 |
Even Jesus doesn't want Dumbskull.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 747 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 03:13 |
Wrecker: Even Jesus doesn't want Dumbskull.
OH SNAP
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLEPosts: 588 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 04:40 |
ronn368: 1:13:03 PM
EXACTLY. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 914 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 07:08 |
I like like Jesus. And by that I mean I like the Jesus I was basically brainwashed to accept. The guy they write about in the bible and speak about elsewhere seems like a good guy. But then I remember men wrote that shit. Man has continually fucked things up in the name of 'GOD' for years(thousands of 'em) with no end in sight. When Mel Gibson said that jews were responsible for all the worlds wars he was almost right.
It's religions fault. All of you. Yep, too Christian 'crusader'.
I like the idea of Jesus and find these pictures funny.
Fuck your God.
ps-stop taking lk's folks money, k thnx.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 10:23 |
Lefen: Dumbskull: Why was Jesus sitting on your face?
Oh, Skull. I thought you'd gone to meet Jesus already!
Not exactly Jebus. But soon. Next week some time.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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12/30/2006 at 22:39 |
mommy said the joobs killed jebus
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