nocal
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12/25/2006 at 19:04 |
So this is inevitable, but rather than list every single thing that everyone got, what is the one thing that means the most to you?
Since my parents are divorced I open mom's presents on Christmas Eve with my brother and my stepdad. So far my favorite isn't even a big deal, but I always like the presents with the most thought in them. I saw "Real Genius" for the first time a few months ago with my mom, and at one point Chris Knight has a shirt that says "I (heart) Toxic Waste." I thought it was funny, but I had forgotten about it. Well my mom told my brother to get it for me. I guess I'm basically a sentimental faggot when it comes to gifts.
So I don't know if I'll like something better that I open today, but that already beat $200 in Ikea gift cards.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 933 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 19:15 |
Dilbert desk calendar - lasts all year.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2379 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 19:28 |
I got a Grateful Dead scrapbook and a 22 oz bottle Of Rogue Dead Guy Ale from my weif's brother.
Simple, yet very touching.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 737 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 22:58 |
My best present was happy, well-behaved children and a ( for once ) sober mother-in-law at dinner.
Of material things, my bottle of Nelson County Bourbon comes close. But the hangover it will cause will be the worst present.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 810 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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12/26/2006 at 00:27 |
My wife bought me a VCR/DVD burner combo to transfer all my old home movies from when I was a kid to DVD. I thought that was a nice thought.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1586 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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12/26/2006 at 05:07 |
Espresso Machine, I wont sleep for years now.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 410 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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12/26/2006 at 07:28 |
Got one of these bad boys today....Frigin love it, filled it twice today.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 713 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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12/26/2006 at 17:33 |
I received many things, mostly electronic, expensive, and totally bragable.
However, the best gift was watching the delight on my 7 year old's face as she opened her loot. For the hour or so it took her to shred through all the wrapping paper, I was transported back to the time when I myself was a child. The wonder, the magic, the anticipation and the shear joy of being a kid. It was beautiful.
Also, I got an antique brass doorknocker engraved with my surname from the girls. I hung it on our door with great pride this morning.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 476 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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12/27/2006 at 06:16 |
I got a sandwich maker I've wanted for probably 10 years... LOL |
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wolfer
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12/27/2006 at 07:32 |
Steel: I got a sandwich maker I've wanted for probably 10 years... LOL
Whats a sandwich maker? I think of my wife as a sandwich maker....
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLEPosts: 476 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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12/27/2006 at 07:43 |
Tis true... Its not so much a sandwich maker... as a sandwhich cutter/griller in one...
You see... Have you ever wanted to fill two peices of bread with cool food items... then have them toasted and somehow converted into triangle pocket formation??
Well this is what my Xmas present helps me achieve... Triangle Pocket Goodness... |
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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12/27/2006 at 11:18 |
I got lots of cool stuff, but the best gift is the Carhardt hooded jacket I received.
Following that are the adjustable workbench and the dremel tool, both of which have already been put to good use.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 642 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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12/27/2006 at 18:23 |
30' greenhouse from my grandparents and a case of the johnie trots from one of the yard apes.
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 644 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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12/27/2006 at 20:20 |
The bottle of Gentleman Jack was a pleasant surprise, but the absolute best was a hat I received from my kids that says "Best Dad." |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 880 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 01:00 |
Moneys. *<]:3
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1586 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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12/28/2006 at 04:23 |
Steel: Tis true... Its not so much a sandwich maker... as a sandwhich cutter/griller in one...
You see... Have you ever wanted to fill two peices of bread with cool food items... then have them toasted and somehow converted into triangle pocket formation??
Well this is what my Xmas present helps me achieve... Triangle Pocket Goodness...
I got that last year, it rocks sir.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1858 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/29/2006 at 18:45 |
I got a Get of Hellcard and funds for travel to do so.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 05:50 |
Dumbskull: I got a Get of Hellcard and funds for travel to do so.
Huh?
This year it would probably be the ROBOCOP Trilogy DVD set. I'm totally stoked on the UNRATED version of ROBOCOP. I didn't think the movie could get more violent. I was wrong. Awesome!
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 530 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 14:35 |
i bought myself a Nintendo WIi for xmas 
My daughter got plenty of cool stuff from the wife and I, our families, my ex, her family. She got plenty of stuff, TOO much in fact.
She wanted to give me a xmas present too, so she went into my office and came out with one of my PC game instruction manuals. She gave that to me for xmas, and it was the cutest thing i'd ever seen
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JohnLenin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 975 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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12/31/2006 at 17:47 |
all I got was hepititis B(
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TomSizemoresfists
Tender vittles  Posts: 19 Registered: 1/6/2007 Offline
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1/6/2007 at 23:24 |
I got a big ass bar of peanut butter chocolate. I can already taste all of it's heart stopping sweetness. |
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