Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 00:57 |
I noticed a lot of the regular posters are [a]SSHOLES.
I was wondering, is it because of the fontabulous perks, or do you just feel like you want to contribute the $5 a month to good old Vas? Perhaps there is there just a whole nother reason for you hot Alpha love?
Discuss.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea   SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 00:58 |
I suppose you won't know till you pay, will you?
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 01:16 |
The fisrt rule of  is you don't talk about
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 01:30 |
The second rule of is you DO NOT talk about
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 01:45 |
I prefer the rampant immorality and endless opportunities for perversion of power it affords.
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 01:53 |
so it's like a pyramid scheme?
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 02:06 |
Well, in that a pyramid was actually a grave, and most Alphas smell like a dead baby's coffin, yes.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 03:13 |
It's the only place on earth where you pay $5 a month and still get called a faggot. It would bring a tear to my eyes if only they weren't covered up with :coolshades:  |
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 04:07 |
I dunno. I am considering joining, but I'd have to stop sucking dick when it comes to swarming. 70% bitterness rating says I'm the REAL asshat, and that nobody cares about cartoon pornography anymore
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 04:13 |
Never give up
Live your dreams
Cowboy up
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 841 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 04:46 |
I feel like I'm buying the dude who pays the bills a pack of smokes per month for letting me shit-up his house.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 06:25 |
dent: I feel like I'm buying the dude who pays the bills a pack of smokes per month for letting me shit-up his house.
Im sure your paying him for more then that.
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Mofo
dont give a shit  SSHOLEPosts: 423 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 08:15 |
I haven't paid for Alpha since may or so. |
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 12:45 |
Mofo: I haven't paid for Alpha since may or so.
That's because blowjobs are still considered legal tender in LS.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 13:41 |
Mofo: I haven't paid for Alpha since may or so.
Hey, thanks for bringing this to my attention half a year later.
There's a couple of these floating around; I'll take care of this soon.
Speaking of levelling up, here's what's in the alpha queue as we speak...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_x8t_nf7AA
http://www.kindgirls.com/video-clip-francoise
http://improbable.com/2006/12/19/whipping-with-whips-up-enthusiasm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvvSWEbuTs&mode=related&search=
http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/5657/New_Kimbo_Fight_vs_Adryan
http://www.idkwtf.com/videos-ali-g-who-wants-to-win-an-ounce
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfz1EU1MpLc
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ww-D1xoRTA&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzU3NjDikY
http://www.videosblog.be/index.php?itemid=588#
Merry Christmas, it's fucking videos! Hope you didn't buy a TV.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 18:42 |
Vas lets me pay with postcards of the queen.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 18:48 |
I have been trying to stay away from youtube vids but I submitted one that I thought was pretty good. Better then watching a car get shredded for 3 minutes.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/24/2006 at 20:44 |
To be semi-serious: I pay because i fukin love linkswarm. One can be part of this community without paying, but the entertainment value is worth the price of admission.
I feel no sense of entitlement, but yes, i kinda feel like this is my baby too.
I have laughed, cried, got angry, got hurt, and got a bad case of the shits here.
G-d Bless LinkSwarm.
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 00:03 |
We do it to keep it here, idjut
Like PBS with a rank ass attitude
Like um, contributing to the democratic party
like old comfy socks
Like a good belch after dinner
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 00:32 |
So you're saying it's like a roman sauna?
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1017 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 00:44 |
being alpha simply means you're better than everyone else. nothing more.
btw- vas, my bank is being a cocktease about allowing me a checking account. So can I just hit you up with a money order check thingy?
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 03:15 |
I want to be better than people. But I seem to just BE people...
which, as we've all seen, is fucking horrible.
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Mofo
dont give a shit SSHOLEPosts: 423 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 06:43 |
Hey, thanks for bringing this to my attention half a year later.
I sent you a message in July or something. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 13:10 |
Mofo: Hey, thanks for bringing this to my attention half a year later.
I sent you a message in July or something.
August, saying you had to cancel for some reason and that you would subscribe again a month later, which evidently you didn't. Let me know what you want to do -- email is better than PM.
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 19:23 |
oh and the reason they are are assholes is some little smeghead didn't know shit and suggested it in a fit of limp wristed adolescent defiance. it was funny enough that it dtuck like a day old turd on a convalescent grandmother.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/25/2006 at 20:54 |
Don't forget the unique avatars !
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Jawlessjoe
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 59 Registered: 2/3/2006 Offline
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12/26/2006 at 03:29 |
hahahahahah ghosty! And nice history lesson on the origin of assholes. Obviously, while not brand new, I've still got baby stink on me.
And I dunno Vas's email. I sent him a Linkswarm message, but the chance of him reading it are the same as me lighting my underwear on fire ON PURPOSE. 1/10
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 918 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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12/27/2006 at 00:36 |
guitarjon123:
btw- vas, my bank is being a cocktease about allowing me a checking account. So can I just hit you up with a money order check thingy?
Ha-ha-ha-hahah, eh, ahem.
:/
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 763 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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12/27/2006 at 02:36 |
dent: I feel like I'm buying the dude who pays the bills a pack of smokes per month for letting me shit-up his house.
just say you feel like Dumbskull instead. We'll know what you mean.
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daisyraven
Old-school vomit chugger  SSHOLEPosts: 5 Registered: 1/14/2005 Offline
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12/27/2006 at 13:28 |
Personally speaking, it's all about the intellectual stimulation, and utterly devastating humiliation. |
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