Steel
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11/21/2006 at 21:09 |
I wanted to start a thread after reading the 24hr living article. I think this is fantastic and a lot like a short stroy I once read.
Which leads me to my topic. Forget finsing cures for major diseases... Scientists spend a lot of time doing some pretty stupid shit (Growing Square Watermelons for better stacking). What are some things you would like to see?
Me? I don't think they would find it hard after focusing their attentions, to make a virus, or nanobots, that seek out and destroy bad fat cells only...
I mean even being just slightly overweight greatly outnumbers people with AIDS....
GO SCIENCE!!!
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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11/21/2006 at 21:23 |
I'm all for the square watermelons
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2409 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/21/2006 at 21:31 |
I'd like to see corn that tastes like lobster.
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS. SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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11/21/2006 at 22:20 |
Cobster or Lorn, discuss
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 945 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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11/21/2006 at 23:38 |
I read about these scientists who got a federal grant to study the potency of different varieties of marijuana - by smoking it.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1006 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 00:56 |
where's freakbass?
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 243 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 01:44 |
haha! CHICKS ARE CUMMING W/ THIS ONE! oi! oi!
frans is always putting his two cents into the gene pool of new and astonishing sciences! OK.OK.
Q-tip like device made special for yr cock pissing hole.
television that lets u watch what's going on in neiboring houses.
pills to keep cats from fleeing
self shaving buttcracks
cure for the asian face
stone that grows when watered
life size theme park resembling Milton Bradley CandyLand
fingers that rotate 360
bed covers/sheets that clean and dry immediately upon wet splooge and other body matters soaks said materials
frans must pull his ongoing mental lists of science for more ..listen ahead..yes.
thank u
frans
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2409 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 01:50 |
television that lets u watch what's going on in neiboring houses.
pills to keep cats from fleeing
yes
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1607 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 02:39 |
imfrans: cure for the asian face
Million LOLs.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 03:27 |
A button that when pressed would cause people to punch themselves in the face.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1006 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 03:51 |
a pen that writes upside down
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2409 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 03:56 |
Much larger bees.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 417 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 04:26 |
Featherless, headless fast growing chickens
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freakbass
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 04:46 |
I would like to see some sort of electronic sigil interface which taps into the ether/quantum field and amplifies magick/intention..
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 10:56 |
An off button/volume control for my kids.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2409 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 16:00 |
Chia beards.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 19:28 |
Metal that can regrow and heal itself and/or metal that becomes rubberised on impact so it wont dent and tear.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1516 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 19:53 |
Something that would turn all posts/comments from others into pictures of girl's butts and breasts while leaving my own posts/comments, which are perfect, unscathed.
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freakbass
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 20:13 |
smell/scent record and play back devices.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 743 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 20:59 |
Lefen: [...] metal that becomes rubberised on impact so it wont dent and tear.
They already have a metal similar in principle to this. It's a metal that has memory, triggered by heat. If your car gets in a wreck, you just pour hot water on it and the panels spring back into shape. I'll see if I can find a link for it.
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ghostrider
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11/22/2006 at 21:46 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: Lefen: [...] metal that becomes rubberised on impact so it wont dent and tear.
They already have a metal similar in principle to this. It's a metal that has memory, triggered by heat. If your car gets in a wreck, you just pour hot water on it and the panels spring back into shape. I'll see if I can find a link for it.
And they have experimented with this stuff with ice warnings that pop up alongside roads when the temp falls below a certain degree. It was a few years back, I think.
On 2006-11-22 at 15:46:26, ghostrider chose to holla @ p-nis
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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11/22/2006 at 22:20 |
I'd like to see corn that tastes like lobster.
Q-tip like device made special for yr cock pissing hole.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 483 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/23/2006 at 20:06 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: Lefen: [...] metal that becomes rubberised on impact so it wont dent and tear.
They already have a metal similar in principle to this. It's a metal that has memory, triggered by heat. If your car gets in a wreck, you just pour hot water on it and the panels spring back into shape. I'll see if I can find a link for it.
NiTiNOL
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1006 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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11/23/2006 at 21:28 |
teflon poop
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fastlane
Zombie scream style SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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11/23/2006 at 23:36 |
teflon poop
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pla7net
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 11/16/2006 Offline
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11/24/2006 at 00:34 |
I wanted to start a thread after reading the 24hr living article. I think this is fantastic and a lot like a short stroy I once read.
Which leads me to my topic. Forget finsing cures for major diseases... Scientists spend a lot of time doing some pretty stupid shit (Growing Square Watermelons for better stacking). What are some things you would like to see?
Me? I don't think they would find it hard after focusing their attentions, to make a virus, or nanobots, that seek out and destroy bad fat cells only...
I mean even being just slightly overweight greatly outnumbers people with AIDS....
GO SCIENCE!!!
Your whole point is an oxymoron!
Here's your cure for obesity.
Just inject the obese subjects with aids................
Then see where they want the funding to go.
GO COMMEN SENSE!
(A pill that allows a person to solve all the worlds problems. Side effects: User must keep all knowledge a secret.)
On 2006-11-23 at 18:40:32, pla7net chose to holla @ p-nis
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1113 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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11/24/2006 at 02:31 |
I would like science and fashion to merge so that we would finally be wearing those shiny metalic one piece jump suits that were always potrayed in movies when showing what the "future" was supposed to be like.
ITS THE FUTURE NOW BITCH!
Teh foodpile wants booze that doesn't give you a hangover.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2409 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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11/24/2006 at 02:37 |
pla7net: I wanted to start a thread after reading the 24hr living article. I think this is fantastic and a lot like a short stroy I once read.
Which leads me to my topic. Forget finsing cures for major diseases... Scientists spend a lot of time doing some pretty stupid shit (Growing Square Watermelons for better stacking). What are some things you would like to see?
Me? I don't think they would find it hard after focusing their attentions, to make a virus, or nanobots, that seek out and destroy bad fat cells only...
I mean even being just slightly overweight greatly outnumbers people with AIDS....
GO SCIENCE!!!
Your whole point is an oxymoron!
Here's your cure for obesity.
Just inject the obese subjects with FREE POKER ONLINE................
Then see where they want the funding to go.
GO COMMEN SENSE!
(A pill that allows a person to solve all the worlds problems. Side effects: User must keep all knowledge a secret.)
On 2006-11-23 at 18:40:32, pla7net chose to holla @ p-nis
fixt that for ya, you fuck
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 602 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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11/24/2006 at 05:06 |
guitarjon123: a pen that writes upside down
use a pencil.
I'd like photochromatic car windows. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4392 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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11/24/2006 at 05:17 |
Load-sensitive traffic lights using some kind of distributed detection system to locate any moving vehicles on the nearby roads. If none found, no red light. No more waiting at a four-way intersection yielding to traffic that doesn't exist like a pavlovian idiot. ("Electro-thingy says red, so I sits here.")
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