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11/24/2006 at 05:42

Load-sensitive traffic lights using some kind of distributed detection system to locate any moving vehicles on the nearby roads. If none found, no red light. No more waiting at a four-way intersection yielding to traffic that doesn't exist like a pavlovian idiot. ("Electro-thingy says red, so I sits here.")


They have these all over the place.
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11/24/2006 at 05:51

nocal:
Load-sensitive traffic lights using some kind of distributed detection system to locate any moving vehicles on the nearby roads. If none found, no red light. No more waiting at a four-way intersection yielding to traffic that doesn't exist like a pavlovian idiot. ("Electro-thingy says red, so I sits here.")


They have these all over the place.


werd. Maybe if you didn't live on the east coast... I hear all the roads there are still cobblestone and only 1/3 of you have electricity :<






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11/24/2006 at 12:33

nocal:
Load-sensitive traffic lights using some kind of distributed detection system to locate any moving vehicles on the nearby roads. If none found, no red light. No more waiting at a four-way intersection yielding to traffic that doesn't exist like a pavlovian idiot. ("Electro-thingy says red, so I sits here.")

They have these all over the place.

Explain/describe cause motherfucker I may move.






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11/24/2006 at 13:52

Now that I think about it!! I would love Spider Jerusalem glasses that can zoom and take pictures and video of what I see
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11/24/2006 at 16:49

Explain/describe cause motherfucker I may move.


You can tell which intersections have them, because there are marks on the ground, either from installing the sensors or because the sensors can't be paved over or something. Essentially it looks like some circles on the ground, and you can tell which intersections these are if you pay attention. And when you drive up to the light, presumably you trigger the sensor. There are certain lights that I know will change in a few seconds if there is no cross traffic.
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11/24/2006 at 17:28

I think there are even more advanced systems than that in some places, where they have cameras set-up all over the city too. I remember reading something about a new project in Dubai which is supposed to be badass.

I don't think L.A. had smart traffic signals but they sure as hell had those stupid ass red light cameras that snap your picture then send you a $300 ticket/bill. :-0






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11/25/2006 at 22:04

I want a someone to develop a device that will allow me to wish freakbass out of existence.






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11/25/2006 at 22:44

LORDKAHUNA: I want a someone to develop a device that will allow me to wish freakbass out of existence.



/kickban


edit: all the lights in my area/surrounding cities have the intuitive sensor system, except ones in super shitty areas... but nobody cool drives through there anyways

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11/27/2006 at 09:09

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