mundhra
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10/22/2006 at 03:47 |
i dunno, sometimes the dude rubs me the wrong way. i thought this was really good, though (tried to find a video to no avail):
New Rule: If you think the worst thing Congress doesn't protect young people from is Mark Foley, then wake up and smell the burning planet. The - the ice caps are cracking, the coral reefs are bleaching, and our poisoned groundwater has turned spinach into a "side dish of mass destruction." Read the labels on your food. It turns out the healthiest thing you can put in your body is Mark Foley's penis.
But that's America for you: a red herring culture, always scared by the wrong things. The fact is, there are a lot of creepy, middle-aged men out there lusting for your kids. They work for MTV, the pharmaceutical industry, McDonald's, Marlboro, and K Street.
And recently, there's been a rash of strangers making their way onto school campuses and targeting your children for death. They're called military recruiters. More young Americans were crippled in Iraq last month than any month in the last two years. And the scandal is that Mark Foley wants to show them a good time before they go?
When will our closeted gay congressmen learn, our boys aren't for pleasure, they're for cannon fodder? Why aren't Democrats and the media hammering away every day about who we're supposed to be fighting for over there, and what the plan is? Yes, Mark Foley was wrong to ask teenagers how long their penis was. But at least someone on Capitol Hill was asking questions.
You know who else is grabbing your kids at too young an age? Merck, Pfizer and GlaxoSmithKline. By convincing you that your kids are depressed, hyperactive or suffering from ADD. In the last decade, the number of children prescribed anti-psychotic drugs in America increased by over 400%. Which means either that our children are going insane-which we might look on as a problem-or more likely, we have, for profit, created a nation of little junkies.
So, stop with the righteous indignation about predators. This whole country is trying to get inside your kid's pants, because that's where he keeps his wallet.
I don't care - I don't care if Mark Foley had been asking boys to describe their penis because I have some sad news for you: your kid is so larded out on Cheetohs and YooHoo, he can't even see his penis. So many of our kids are fat drug addicts nowadays, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies!
So we can pretend that the biggest threat to our children is some creep on the Internet, or we can admit it's us. Because when your son can't find France on a map, or touch his toes with his hands, or understand that the ads on TV are lying, including the one where the Marine turns into Lancelot - then the person fucking him...is you.
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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10/22/2006 at 06:35 |
I've never really followed his shows but everytime I catch him he tells it in a straight but you're right kinda aggravating way.He seems super-intelligent, which makes him pretty funny at times.
I saw just the last few minutes of tonight's show and he launched into a Dennis(Miller or Leary-TYP) style rant about the think tanks and prognosticator being so wrong about somuch for so long that "Hey why don't y'all just sit this one out kthx", referring to the election or something. He pulled no punches in running down the list of failures, mistakes, untruths, diversions circumlocutions and outright lies we have been handed for years.
Things'll get better when we catch Osama, Irakis will hail us as liberators, after free elections, we'll find the WMDs, Mission Accomplished, we can do it fast w/ 40,000 troops, I did not have sex w/ that woman, we're better off than before, etc, etc. all that shit.
The depth and breadth and stench of the shit they've been feeding us for 6 years just makes me so mad I can't see straight sometimes after an animated conversation.
We need guys like Olberman and Maher and Rollins and that guy who told the woman the Repubes were a buncha criminals and pedophiles. It's been a long time coming but it looks like what of the truth has gotten out and people can no longer ignore or be oblivious to may finally set us free. I am so looking forward to seeing those fukers buried in the coming election, wish I could vote.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 612 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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10/24/2006 at 20:40 |
He tries too hard to be indignantly pompous.
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 373 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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10/25/2006 at 04:26 |
Baginski - Fallen Art - video powered by Metacafe
This is funny in a tragic sorta way, carpheads wouldn't allow it as a link submission from metacafe WTF?
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 374 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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10/25/2006 at 06:06 |
I think Maher rocks out hard and deep, much more so thant either Stewart or Colbert. There's a lot more thought put into one of his programs and rants than in week's worth of the other two. Some of the insights and parallels he draws are just stunning (like the one Mr. Moon-Ra quotes above).
Too bad I don't have HBO, and can only YouTube...
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 374 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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10/27/2006 at 23:27 |
Here's the video alluded to by post 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Mq5skamt0&mode=related&search=
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