Lownotes
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10/13/2006 at 00:51 |
What are the five things you would like to do before you die? Be reasonable, as in don't say fuck Lindsay Lohan or some other retarded shit. Make it stuff you could actually accomplish.
If someone says something you have already done, please note it and tell them if it's all it's cracked up to be.
Here are mine for right now.
1. Write a novel that really says something significant.
2. Win a Pulitzer for journalism.
3. Start a farm and live off of the grid.
4. Become fluent in another language.
5. Get into a bar fight and win.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1608 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 01:06 |
1. Win an Oscar (or make a fuckload of movies that poeple love).
2. Lose a gazillion pounds.
3. Own a submarine.
4. Support myself doing something that I love (making movies, writing screenplays).
5. Live in Scotland.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2410 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 01:12  |
1. Thru-hike the Appalachian Trail
2. thru-hike the Pacific Crest Trail
3. Load up the truck and move to Beverly..Hills, that is
4. Cage dive with Great White sharks in Australia
5. Have sex with Laura Linney (I didn't say Lindsay Lohan)
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 01:26 |
1. Hike the Trans Canada Trail.
2. Sky dive.
3. Settle my differences with my estranged family members.
4. Go back to school after I retire.
5. Build a timber frame house for my wife.
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freakbass
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 01:33 |
1. Sail across the Pacific and/or Atlantic Ocean
2. Leave video games to be a foley walker
3. Invent some freaky neuro/bio-feedback devices/software
4. Write a book about health/nutrition/longevity that doesn’t suck
5. Take a ride in a jet fighter or some other ridiculously fast plane
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 748 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 02:24 |
1. Build a log cabin using old world tools and techniques.
2. Get my pilots license.
3. Ride in the Baja 1000.
4. Start a family.
5. Learn French.
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 352 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 03:31 |
1-Finish a degree which allows me a satisfying job
2-Visit Germany
3-Live in Montana
4 -Write a screenplay or novel, either a thriller or an introspective character study referencing some of my own experiences.
5-Do something besides eat the right brand of tuna fish to help save the dolphins.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 828 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 03:40 |
- Get some balls and run my own design firm instead of working for a corporation
- Learn to tattoo
- Get my 5th degree black belt
- Be alive for my grandchildren and have them remember me when thay are adults
- Never yearn for another drag of a Marlboro Light
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 04:43 |
1. Find a woman who isn't crazier than I am. Eden Mor is at the top of the list.
2. Get all my writing in one place
3. Get off meds so I can go back to booze and dope
4. Blow up a bunch of really big stuff (occupants optional)
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4B, Win the Nobel Peace prize for not blowing up a bunch of stuff
5. Go fishing
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1007 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 05:25 |
1. Become a recognized artist/musician
2. Co-write and/or direct tasteless (yet totally awesome) horror movies
3. Backpack through Europe
4. Start my own wine label
5. Buy a house in the English countryside
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1113 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 13:36 |
1. Watch my boys grow up to be good men.
2. Travel to Italy
3. Shoot a sub par round of golf
4. Watch the Mets in the World Series(At Shea Stadium)/See the Giants in the Superbowl in person.
5. spend my childrens inheritance
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 16:06 |
LORDKAHUNA: 5. Live in Scotland.
Thats a good one. I would put it on my list, except I already did it...
Uart 1 - 0 LK
anyway...
1) Go on an around-the-world cruise
2) Write a screenplay
3) Kill all the wine-fags
4) Start a violent revolution. |
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 473 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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10/13/2006 at 16:30 |
Uart: LORDKAHUNA: 5. Live in Scotland.
Thats a good one. I would put it on my list, except I already did it...
Uart 1 - 0 LK
anyway...
1) Go on an around-the-world cruise
2) Write a screenplay
3) Kill all the wine-fags
4) Start a violent revolution.
You forgot #5:
5) Confront the men that repeatedly molested me from the ages 2-17.
My list:
1) Run a marathon.
2) Learn to play electric guitar, start band.
3) Have enough money in savings and investments for an early, comfortable retirement.
4) Buy beachfront property on the Central Coast of California.
5) Facilitate world takeover by somehow harnessing the awesome brainpower/hilarity resources at Linkswarm.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 446 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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10/14/2006 at 03:37 |
1. Write a book.
2. Visit Rome. (Accomplished)
3. Attend Oktoberfest in Munich.
4. Learn to fly
5. Get a metal working shop and forge.
6. Visit Normandy.
Rome is absolutely amazing. A++ Would visit again.
I had the opportunity to visit Rome while I was in the Navy and I spent two days there. The first day fucking sucked. Not because of Rome, but because the stupid sponsored tour was awful. Example: the tour spent a grand total of 15 minutes inside St. Peter's. It wasn't a total loss because I got to see Circus Maximus and a little bit of the catacombs.
The second day made up for everything day one lacked. The day started in Naples. I bought a ticket for the first class coach on the train to Rome. The difference between first class and the rest of the train is that in first class they don't allow the gypsies to hassle you.
I had breakfast on the train and enjoyed the scenery as we traveled north up the coast. We arrived in Rome and took a taxi to the Vatican. I got to spend about 4 hours in St. Peter's and took the opportunity to go into the cupola. The view of Rome for the top of the basilica was tremendous. We also got to enter the crypt below St. Peter's where all the Popes are entombed. That will rock your socks off. If you get the opportunity, go twice.
From there we went to the Vatican Museum and to the Sistine Chapel which had only been reopened a few years earlier. It had been closed for restoration.
We left the Vatican and headed towards the TIber. As we approached a bridge over the river, we were hurried across by heavily armed police. Just down the street there was a riot. That was pretty awesome to see.
We wandered to the Parthenon where we had lunch right in front of this architectural marvel. We made our way to the Forum and from there past the Spanish Steps and on to the Coloseum. Pictures do not do this structure justice.
I kept pestering the guys I was with that I wanted to see Trevi Fountain so we finally found it. I was bummed because the fountain was shut down for restoration.
We made our way back to the train station and the trip back to Naples was uneventful. The trip is one the best times I had in the Navy and something I will never forget. I could not recommend this destination more.
On 2006-10-13 at 23:02:28, Wrecker wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1608 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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10/14/2006 at 06:27 |
Uart: 2) Write a screenplay
We are 1-1
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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10/14/2006 at 13:24 |
1 start writing screenplay
2 give up writing screenplay
3 steal LKs & uarts screenplays
4 realise both screenplays are shite
5 go back to bed
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 467 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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10/15/2006 at 02:45 |
1. Live entirely debt-free (fuck you, FAFSA)
2. Travel into space, even if it's aboard one of those suborbital commercial craft
3. Overcome my fear of flying (see #2)
4. Master the piano
5. See "The Price is Right" live
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breezysummerday
Tender vittles  SSHOLEPosts: 41 Registered: 3/10/2005 Offline
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10/15/2006 at 07:50 |
1) finish my expert skilled needlepoint pillow
2) make my bf trust me with my boating skills(he cain't swim)
3) finish rock garden in back yard
4) learn to play the harmonica
5) learn caligraphy |
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i69edher
Tender vittles  Posts: 16 Registered: 3/4/2006 Offline
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10/15/2006 at 16:00 |
metatron: See "The Price is Right" live
well, i'm about to find out. My friend's birthday is in decemeber and were gonna go.
1)Lose my virginity
2)Lose my virginity
3)Lose my virginity
4)Lose my virginity
5)Lose my virginity
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1608 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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10/15/2006 at 17:36 |
i69edher: metatron: See "The Price is Right" live
well, i'm about to find out. My friend's birthday is in decemeber and were gonna go.
1)Lose my virginity
2)Lose my virginity
3)Lose my virginity
4)Lose my virginity
5)Lose my virginity
THEN YOU WILL BE RIPE FOR DEATH'S PICKINGS.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1891 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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10/15/2006 at 22:58 |
We always think we have plenty of time to the many things on our “to do” list before we lay down for our long dirt nap until we find out just how short our time really is. My list is rather simple.
1. Go to across the border to Canada just to say I did.
2. Sit on top of Cadillac Mountain and watch the sunrise.
3. Drink shots of expensive tequila on my birthday.
4. Make a quilt out of all my old jeans.
5. Scan photographs to send to the kids.
6. Attend a LS BBP.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 910 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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10/16/2006 at 09:11 |
Tantrum: 4) Buy beachfront property on the Central Coast of California.
Please..........dont.
I'd like to do alot of things. My five most important would probably be...
-Travel to Hong Kong, Japan, Korea, Alaska, NYC, and go on a European Castle tour extravaganza! Spain and the French Riviera would be nice too.
-Get married and have kids
-Obtain employment that would make all the above possible followed by a prompt retirement.
-Come up with a get rich scheme that works(for me at least).
-This seems to be a theme amongst us LS'ers- write a screenplay or book and sell it for obscene amounts of money only to have a producer hire someone to 're-write' the script into a Santa Claus 5 movie and cast Andy Dick in Tim Allen's role.
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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10/16/2006 at 19:15 |
(1) Finish my Ph.D. so I can be a Dr. (but not a real doctor, unfortunately).
(2) Start a company and make it into a multibillion-dollar empire (that does no evil).
(3) Start a chain of boarding schools with the most hardcore curriculum ever; get the most hardcore teachers; pick out talented kids from all around the world and forge awesome scientists, politicians, and teachers out of them.
(4) Invent a cheap, renewable, portable power source that does not suck.
(5) Create a neutral organization whose sole purpose is to mediate between conflicting parties and people all around the world; its purpose would be to create the lists of differences between points of view and proposing viable compromises and mutually acceptable points of view.
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Lownotes
They all float down here. SSHOLEPosts: 180 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline
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10/16/2006 at 19:49 |
/ 2=3=5 When do we start? |
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andrew748
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 10/30/2005 Offline
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10/16/2006 at 21:33 |
1. own a carver
2. start a modest property empire
3. make a noticed contribution to society
4. be with my current wife
5. learn to fly a helicopter.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 205 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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10/18/2006 at 01:38 |
1. Use what I have learned to actually contribute to society as a whole instead of just furthering my own ambitions.
2. Finish the things I have been writing (in my head and on paper).
3. Build a Tesla Coil.
4. Build and fly a personal aircraft.
5. Die with my family surrounding... So I can fart as a final act of levity.
On 2006-10-17 at 20:39:37, Phlebas wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2410 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/18/2006 at 01:43 |
Phlebas: 3. Build a Tesla Coil.
You can do that before your next birthday, comrade.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 945 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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10/18/2006 at 01:50 |
1. Take a big ol' crap on the whitehouse lawn.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 205 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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10/18/2006 at 02:22 |
ghostrider: Phlebas: 3. Build a Tesla Coil.
You can do that before your next birthday, comrade.
I should. That would be more than just fun. Wireless energy... The idea of batteries charged by proximity to the Source... The ability to charge my neighbors' flourescent bulbs at any hour of the night...
Yesh
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Sheik_Yerbouti
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 58 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline
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10/23/2006 at 18:18 |
1. Begin to write something and actually finish it
2. Have it be acclaimed, and then taught in school once I'm gone.
3. Visit every place with historical significance that I want to. (there's too many to list)
4. Write the new, definitive American novel, as Fitzgerald did with "Gatsby"
5. Be able to say to myself and others, "I am satisfied with my life. I've used my time effectively," before I die.
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