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10/1/2006 at 16:47
I have decided to start a business interpreting peoples dreams. I hope to make enough money doing this to host a BBP in Cozumel for all swarmers. To get the needed practice, I offer you my services here for free.

Tell me your dreams and I will tell you what they mean.






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10/1/2006 at 16:53

I dream in 32 bit 1024x768. Pleeeease tell me what it means.






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10/1/2006 at 17:05

Fastlane, it's obvious to me from your dream that you need to sell your kids, buy a boat and sail the South Pacific.








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10/1/2006 at 17:21

Done






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10/1/2006 at 17:54

My dream: there is this big underground hacker expo, and Vas and I were running a hotdog stand outside.

This one has had me puzzled for a while; what say you, Danny boy?






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10/1/2006 at 21:38

You see yourself as an outsider. you yearn for conventional acceptance and approval. Having Vas included in your dream is blatently gay.






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10/1/2006 at 22:31

I dreamt that Hillary Duff used Qwertys'finger as a tampon. Or was it Qwery was the OB GYN for Rosie O Donnel?.

Bad nights sleep either way.






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10/1/2006 at 23:51

I had a dream that one day our children could live in peace, side-by-side regardless of the color of their skin, and one of my arms was a robot claw.






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10/1/2006 at 23:55

i often have a dream that the room is spining faster and faster. Then i wake up covered in puke.

what's all that about ? tell me oh mystic ghost.






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10/2/2006 at 00:45

In my dream, I am fleeing from a ghost - but whenever I turn around...there's no one there.






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10/2/2006 at 01:55

Mcgarpat: your dream tells me you cannot be complacent with the contemplative life. You need to spread your wings and fly.

Guitarjon: Your dream indicates a desire for balance and centeredness in your life. Also, you desire a huge meal of corndogs, jelly beans and chocolate milk.

Tagnut: Your dreams indicate the british ability to drink too much all the time.

Jwalker: it's true, i'm invisible.






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10/2/2006 at 02:10

the great midget fiasco






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10/2/2006 at 02:23

Mundhra: You dream like I do. i ain't gonna fukin even try to guess that one.






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10/2/2006 at 21:57



Ha Ha. To interpret my dreams you would have to be crazy too.






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