ghostrider
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10/1/2006 at 16:47 |
I have decided to start a business interpreting peoples dreams. I hope to make enough money doing this to host a BBP in Cozumel for all swarmers. To get the needed practice, I offer you my services here for free.
Tell me your dreams and I will tell you what they mean.
____________________ I build plastic bonfires on the beach and skip batteries into the lake ~ Cockroach |
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 672 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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10/1/2006 at 16:53 |
I dream in 32 bit 1024x768. Pleeeease tell me what it means.
____________________ I love the sound of silence. It gives me something else to break. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/1/2006 at 17:05 |
Fastlane, it's obvious to me from your dream that you need to sell your kids, buy a boat and sail the South Pacific.
____________________ I build plastic bonfires on the beach and skip batteries into the lake ~ Cockroach |
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 672 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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10/1/2006 at 17:21 |
Done
____________________ I love the sound of silence. It gives me something else to break. |
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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10/1/2006 at 17:54 |
My dream: there is this big underground hacker expo, and Vas and I were running a hotdog stand outside.
This one has had me puzzled for a while; what say you, Danny boy?
____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/1/2006 at 21:38 |
You see yourself as an outsider. you yearn for conventional acceptance and approval. Having Vas included in your dream is blatently gay.
____________________ I build plastic bonfires on the beach and skip batteries into the lake ~ Cockroach |
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mcgarpat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline
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10/1/2006 at 22:31 |
I dreamt that Hillary Duff used Qwertys'finger as a tampon. Or was it Qwery was the OB GYN for Rosie O Donnel?.
Bad nights sleep either way.
____________________ Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. |
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1049 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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10/1/2006 at 23:51 |
I had a dream that one day our children could live in peace, side-by-side regardless of the color of their skin, and one of my arms was a robot claw.
____________________ [Clavis_A] he's one of the few people i've ever seen that bear a striking resemblence to their own dick |
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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10/1/2006 at 23:55 |
i often have a dream that the room is spining faster and faster. Then i wake up covered in puke.
what's all that about ? tell me oh mystic ghost.
____________________ STOP STEALING MY OXYGEN ! |
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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10/2/2006 at 00:45 |
In my dream, I am fleeing from a ghost - but whenever I turn around...there's no one there.
____________________ To the dog who has money, men say "My Lord Dog". |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/2/2006 at 01:55 |
Mcgarpat: your dream tells me you cannot be complacent with the contemplative life. You need to spread your wings and fly.
Guitarjon: Your dream indicates a desire for balance and centeredness in your life. Also, you desire a huge meal of corndogs, jelly beans and chocolate milk.
Tagnut: Your dreams indicate the british ability to drink too much all the time.
Jwalker: it's true, i'm invisible.
____________________ I build plastic bonfires on the beach and skip batteries into the lake ~ Cockroach |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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10/2/2006 at 02:10 |
the great midget fiasco
____________________ But the whole of modern so-called civilized existence is an attempt to deny reality insofar as it exists. When did Don last look at the stars, when did Norman last get soaked in a rainstorm? |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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10/2/2006 at 02:23 |
Mundhra: You dream like I do. i ain't gonna fukin even try to guess that one.
____________________ I build plastic bonfires on the beach and skip batteries into the lake ~ Cockroach |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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10/2/2006 at 21:57 |
Ha Ha. To interpret my dreams you would have to be crazy too.
____________________ If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night.
If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life. |
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