LinkSwarm Forums Index > Serious Shit > I aint no queer or nothin... LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < Insight through fantasy    1    2      3      4     >> Starting a business? > New Topic  Post Reply I aint no queer or nothin...         3410 reads nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 803 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:11 ...but sometimes I enjoy a nice cry   nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 803 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:12 ...but I do on occasion have a nice chardonnay with my salad Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 803 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:13 ...but often I remark that the 404 balls look kinda nice Direct URL dinozoa SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:18 ... but sometimes I feel uncomfortable with traditional gender roles. ____________________ I disagree. Direct URL dinozoa SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:19 ... but I've always wanted to be a stay at home dad. ____________________ I disagree. Direct URL dent Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLE Posts: 816 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:27 ...but I always have to blow my nose after eating pussy. ____________________ "You must have weak asslips. I like to sculpt mine on the way out, like table legs under a lathe" - Vasudeva Direct URL fastlane Zombie scream style SSHOLE Posts: 643 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:39 ...but I refuse to fuck fat gurls. ____________________ I love the sound of silence. It gives me something else to break. Direct URL SexNinja the illest nigga SSHOLE Posts: 1516 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:40 ...butt, a man's butt. Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 803 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:45 ...but sometimes, when I see a guy playing some catch with his son, I think back wistfully to my own childhood, and I get a little choked up Direct URL freakbass SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:46 ...but I've had my prostate tickled. ____________________ Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -K V Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 803 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 02:53 ..yet at the same time, I've always admired Barbara Streissand Direct URL mcgarpat DARTH MENSES Posts: 413 Registered: 7/10/2005 Offline 9/14/2006 at 03:04 butt. it is what it is. A good cry doent make you ghey unless the cry is over a hairy ass. dudentit we all have to deal with shit beyond our abilities. Makes us grow ____________________ Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Direct URL freakbass SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline 9/14/2006 at 03:13 ...but I like poodles. ____________________ Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -K V Direct URL middle_age_man Mostly Harmless SSHOLE Posts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline 9/14/2006 at 03:26 … but sometimes I just want to be held. ____________________ " Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." George Carlin Direct URL Stump SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline 9/14/2006 at 04:31 ....but occasionally there's nothing more satisfying than a sandwich wrap. ____________________ Life loaded, verifying client data, please wait......... Direct URL Uart DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline 9/14/2006 at 04:42 ...but sometimes I look at myself in jeans and wonder "does this make my butt look big?" Direct URL wolfer DARTH MENSES Posts: 411 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline 9/14/2006 at 04:46 Is it gay if you get a stiffy when taking a shit? ____________________ My Dixie Wrecked! Direct URL shitbox my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLE Posts: 893 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline 9/14/2006 at 04:52 nocal: ...but often I remark that the 404 balls look kinda nice I FUCKING KNEW IT. Wow, the linkswarm gaydar has been full of blips recently. ____________________ "Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?" Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson Direct URL freakbass SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline 9/14/2006 at 06:06 I have always thought that there is a small chance that nocal will come out someday.. simply based on his uniquely articulated statements of curiosity many moons ago.. And now, after hearing that he likes both chardonnay AND Vas's balls (!!!) I have NEVER enjoyed that 404 sack! well.. maybe a little when there was a mexican sombrero involved. ____________________ Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. -K V Direct URL dinozoa SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 07:37 ... but sometimes, when people in the swarm start ragging on queers or queer culture or just start acting like "oh no! Nocal's a homo!", a little part of me dies. It's not funny anymore, guys. ____________________ I disagree. Direct URL shitbox my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLE Posts: 893 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline 9/14/2006 at 08:16 ....but I just watched Transamerica and was thinking that dinoza should be dead by now if what he said is true. On 2006-09-14 at 03:19:52, shitbox wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth ____________________ "Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?" Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson Direct URL dinozoa SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 08:52 look up archimedes principle. I have a large heart, and it's very small pieces that are dying. ____________________ I disagree. Direct URL LORDKAHUNA Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLE Posts: 1593 Registered: 8/5/2003 Online 9/14/2006 at 11:17 ...I own many pairs of shoes. ____________________ Sexninja> I will not your farts Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1107 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 9/14/2006 at 11:52 .......I really like my pink polo shirt ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4361 Registered: 3/8/2002 Online 9/14/2006 at 11:52 ... yet I feel completely justified using the word 'fag' in a derogatory context, and for any number of valid yet non-personally-cocksuckering reasons. ____________________ mundhra: And its crocobody is made of dile. Direct URL vladtweano DARTH MENSES Posts: 515 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline 9/14/2006 at 13:17 also, the sheep was just standing there. ____________________ "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others." - Groucho Marx Direct URL metatron Fighting The Good Fight ™ SSHOLE Posts: 463 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline 9/14/2006 at 15:43 ...but my boyfriend is. faggot. ____________________ "it's water out of your body" - vasudeva Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 803 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 16:02 ...but sometimes I eat a really big banana and just wonder... Direct URL Danny_Inferno SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 81 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline 9/14/2006 at 17:03 I can have women for best friends. And I can cook. ____________________ Direct URL nocal It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLE Posts: 803 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline 9/14/2006 at 17:52 ...but often I think that pantyhose probably would feel pretty good on my skin Direct URL < Insight through fantasy    1    2      3      4     >> Starting a business? > New Topic  Post Reply Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software original script by xmb

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