The_Rat
Tender vittles  Posts: 9 Registered: 8/26/2006 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 13:41 |
Wow, Linkswarm members are so friendly (sarcasm). Just got this PM from Clavis:
Perhaps instead of shitting comments all over the site which are either bitching about old links, or obviously meant to be soliloquies rather than part of a discussion, you could consider one or more of the following options:
1. Start submitting some links of your own. This might lend a bit of much-needed cred when you go whining like a 2 year old girl with a skinned knee about the quality of the links that make the front page.
2. Start engaging in debate, discussion, or discourse. If you really just need to see a graphic representation of your thoughts, try Notepad or Word, and spare the rest of us your inane ramblings.
3. Get funny. 9/10's of what you've written thus far is just mindless, insightless drek.
4. Slow your roll and just troll. Maybe taking some time to just observe how the site works and how the members interact with one another would help you. Or not.
First of all, I obviously have not spammed the forums and warranted a warning.
Second of all I only responded to some of the links in what is known as a "comment". In case some of you have forgotten the meaning it is "a remark, observation, or criticism". Who said comments are meant to be restricted to cynical half-witted jokes meant to show how aloof you are? There are more than enough people posting in that fashion already.
I suspect the real problem is that he was offended by some of my anti-american comments. Poor little fella.
On 2006-08-29 at 08:48:39, The_Rat wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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ghostrider
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8/29/2006 at 13:47 |
Or maybe you should listen to his advice.
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mundhra
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8/29/2006 at 13:48 |
ghostrider: Or maybe you should listen to his advice.
wow, dude. so that's what the definition of a "comment" is? holy fucking pedant, batman!
you've got your panties in a bunch, but clavis is actually overproviding. all he really needed to say is: 'you can be stupid or boring, but not both'
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 13:49 |
Wow. As if you weren't already fucking up enough. Let me stress how cool it is that you've taken an admin's private message telling you you're offtrack and posted it publicly. Crash and burn, Fuck Rogers.
At least you got started on #2.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 884 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 13:54 |
Maybe you should keep your PM's in your inbox and not post them for everyone to see how much of a sob you are. I'm not understanding why you publicly posted the PM in the first place, were you expecting us to flame Clavis?
It's apparent that LS will not work out for you.
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The_Rat
Tender vittles Posts: 9 Registered: 8/26/2006 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 13:55 |
Or you guys could stop trying to keep your little clique so inbred?
"Behave exactly like us or you are not welcome". What is this, high school? |
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mundhra
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8/29/2006 at 14:03 |
The_Rat: Or you guys could stop trying to keep your little clique so inbred?
or we could have the desire for more than just minimally acceptable interaction. your contributions are neither funny nor interesting, so what the fuck do you really want? a thumbs up on your staggering mediocrity?
no thanks, dude.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 14:04 |
Oh good, one of these.
POWER TO THE PEOPLE! WALK OFF YOUR JOBS! PROLETARIAT UNITE!
Evidently you view suggestions on how not to be a worthless dicknose as being told you have to be exactly like everyone else here... which is either idiocy or sophistry.
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The_Rat
Tender vittles Posts: 9 Registered: 8/26/2006 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 14:36 |
My god, it is exactly like high school here. Act in the exact same fashion as us or be treated like something stuck to the bottom of ours shoes.
You feel superior because you don't take anything seriously and make alleged "witty" and cynical jokes about the link? The only other comment that seems to have your approval is "inside" joke comments about your little clique.
Pardon me for using the comment section for something other than what you approve of.
Perhaps you should make it clearer on the registration page:
1) Do not bother registering. You are not part of our tiny 3l33t high school circle.
2) Do not use the comment section to make comments. Only cynical post attempting to display your wit is allowed.
vasudeva:
a worthless dicknose
Look at your own avatar before throwing that phrase around, lol.
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 14:38 |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 14:50 |
The_Rat: Perhaps you should make it clearer on the registration page:
Perhaps you should make it clearer by changing your username to Mediocre_Crapfountain.
Don't blame LinkSwarm because you post tired, mediocre dreck. The most brainpower you've ever expended to date was on thinking up mediocre, tired ways to characterize this community, which you have very little familiarity with, as elitist.
vasudeva:
a worthless dicknose
Look at your own avatar before throwing that phrase around, lol.
Oh. Zing?
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 884 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:04 |
This is entertaining.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1667 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:06 |
What was the point of this thread, it would seem that you wanted to pantsdouche an admin in front of his own community, now you are all cunty because it backfires. I think you are the type of dude who just feeds off drama. Please don't stop though, watching you whine is funny.
Clavis gave you some good advice, it's the exactsame advice I see in many other sites of this type, asking posters to test the waters and ease themselves into the community.
EXHIBIT A:
Good 'ol AmeriKKKa. Can always count on them for hate (as AmeriKKKan as apple pie)
Nice non sequiter asshole.
EXHIBIT B:
I am sorry but a Transformers movie deserves Michael Bay. What crap will Hollywood put out next? A movie about snakes let loose on a plane?
Way to stay current fuckface, fucking poorly executed farkesque snakes on a plane joke.
EXHIBIT C:
Exploding Apple batteries. That is one way to get rid of the cultural elite
I AM GOING TO HOLD YOUR NOSE IN THIS SHIT AND CRAYOLA ALL OVER THE PROTECTIVE COVERS ON YOUR MOTHER'S COUCH, YOU DRAMA HUMPING FAGGOT.
IT'S OK, I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO NOT BELONG, BUT THE PATH TO ACCEPTANCE IS NOT HIDING POOPLOGS IN THE TOILET TANK, OK?
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acheron
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8/29/2006 at 15:10 |
ZING ^3
Only cynical post attempting to display your wit is allowed.
What are you doing right now? If Linkswarm is a high-schoolish clique, as you allege, you seem to be falling very clearly into the complaining gossipy archetype of the clique reject. You are not the first to go down this path. Perhaps you should form a rival website that makes fun of all of our cynical witticisms. Just make sure it has a shoutbox.
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The_Rat
Tender vittles Posts: 9 Registered: 8/26/2006 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:21 |
You arrogant children need to get over yourselves and take a long hard look at your behavior.
I had no idea that Clavis was an admin since his profile does not make mention of it, nor does the forum mention who the moderators are.
The fact that he is an admin makes his PM that much worse.
Notice how every inbred snob in this thread wears one of these tags?
Grow up.
High school should be behind you.
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baesparza
Tender vittles  Posts: 27 Registered: 8/5/2006 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:24 |
Dude, figure it out for yourself. Take it from one who knows. Meanwhile, just keep being defensive. Trust me, spilling blood in shark infested waters is the only thing more sure. But, most of all don't stop being you. There is nothing wrong with being stupid and boring, just being both at the same time. As the closest thing thing to a friend you are going to find here, here's my advice: Own it. Then, run with it. Here you never question authority directly, you run into it and and bitch about it when the bruises begin to show. (I love you baby, I didn't mean to hurt you....) 
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 884 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:25 |
Do I have terrible grammar or spelling errors?
Why do you keep editing your posts?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:30 |
The_Rat: GUYS I'M GENETICALLY PREDESTINED NOT TO WORK OUT IN THIS COMMUNITY
THIS IS YOUR FAULT
IT'S MY RIGHT TO FIT IN ANYWHERE DESPITE THE DEARTH OF VALUE I BRING TO THE TABLE AND YOU HAVE TO APPRECIATE ME BECAUSE INSIDE I'M JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS ANYONE OR ELSE I'LL SUBCONSCIOUSLY EXPOSE WHAT A TERRIBLE TIME I HAD SOCIALIZING IN HIGH SCHOOL AND ALSO ACCUSE YOU OF BEING CHILIDISH ELITISTS WHO ARE NOT ADULTS LIKE ME
SERIOUSLY U R JERKFACES, NOW COUGH UP THE LOVE
The Idiot's Bestiary needs a new entry. This fellow is an example of an archetype that rears its nasty yappy little chihuahua head from time to time and they're all very similar. There's a distinctive kind of friction when the less-equal demand equality.
EDIT: Baesparza: There is nothing wrong with being stupid and boring, just being both at the same time.
Maybe I should clarify that part of those emails. No one's actually hoping you'll be either one. If you're stupid in an entertaining fashion, good. If you're boring but educational, good. Both is a deadly combination. Try to be neither.
On 2006-08-29 at 10:33:24, vasudeva wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:30 |
The_Rat:Notice how every inbred snob in this thread wears one of these tags?
Yes, I have noticed that.
Hmmmm...
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1537 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:33 |
ghostrider: The_Rat:Notice how every inbred snob in this thread wears one of these tags?
Yes, I have noticed that.
Hmmmm...
My god
What... what have we become.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:35 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: ghostrider: The_Rat:Notice how every inbred snob in this thread wears one of these tags?
Yes, I have noticed that.
Hmmmm...
My god
What... what have we become.
CRAP! We've become inbred SNOBS! Quick, The_Rat, what can we do?! YOU MUST SAVE PROM!!!!
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The_Rat
Tender vittles Posts: 9 Registered: 8/26/2006 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:37 |
vasudeva:
This fellow is an example of an archetype that rears its nasty yappy little chihuahua head from time to time and they're all very similar.
Ah so it is common for you treat people in this fashion.
You didn't develop into an arragont asshole late in life, you were born that way. In that case you are excused.
Congrats high school kiddies. I shan't waste my time any more with people who are so smug and nasty. Typical inbred Yanks. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:44 |
The_Rat: Yanks.
Ahhh... one of these. These are a rarer and more befuddling subtype. I think it's common for Americans to think of the British as articulate and entertaining, but they have their retardeds like anywhere else, I suppose.
Peace out bra. Hope your time in American webspace didn't puncture any of your carefully-nurtured preconceived notions or hamper your ability to castigate 300 million people all at once using witless generalizations.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1537 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:48 |
And I've never thought of the link comments as a place for excellence. Sure, *I* strive for it there and many others do as well, but I think their very setup rarely allows for greatness. I solve this problem by not commenting on every fucking link I see.
But I'm not going to jump on somebody for being lame or stupid in them*. Rat hasn't said anything worth my attention, so I don't give a shit about his link comments.
*some exceptions apply
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1666 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:50 |
vasudeva: The_Rat: GUYS I'M GENETICALLY PREDESTINED NOT TO WORK OUT IN THIS COMMUNITY
THIS IS YOUR FAULT
IT'S MY RIGHT TO FIT IN ANYWHERE DESPITE THE DEARTH OF VALUE I BRING TO THE TABLE AND YOU HAVE TO APPRECIATE ME BECAUSE INSIDE I'M JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS ANYONE OR ELSE I'LL SUBCONSCIOUSLY EXPOSE WHAT A TERRIBLE TIME I HAD SOCIALIZING IN HIGH SCHOOL AND ALSO ACCUSE YOU OF BEING CHILIDISH ELITISTS WHO ARE NOT ADULTS LIKE ME
SERIOUSLY U R JERKFACES, NOW COUGH UP THE LOVE
QFT
SexNinjaMcDeath:
My god
What... what have we become.
people who 'get it'.
SexNinjaMcDeath: Rat hasn't said anything worth my attention, so I don't give a shit about his link comments.
i think the extremely low signal to noise ratio was beginning to stick in craws, as it is want to do.
The_Rat, i just don't get what you're trying to fucking do here. what is it that you want? i don't remember an offical linkswarm communique requesting The_Rat join and grace us with his presence. you walk into an established community that has pretty obvious social mores, fail to do enough lurking to the point that you're irritated and offended by the climate and customs, and then bitch about it saying that is it us who are fucking lamos.
wait, you have figured it out.
it is common for us to treat idiototic cunts as such. sorry you couldn't get a fucking clue.
On 2006-08-29 at 10:56:05, mundhra wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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The_Rat
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8/29/2006 at 15:51 |
vasudeva:
I think it's common for Americans to think of the British as articulate and entertaining, but they have their retardeds like anywhere else, I suppose.
Ah, you think I am British. You seem to be working nicely on your own generalizations.
No wonder you smug bastards must turn to the internet to look for friends of the same ilk. Your sort are the rejected type in real life. |
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mundhra
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8/29/2006 at 15:55 |
The_Rat: No wonder you smug bastards must turn to the internet to look for friends of the same ilk. Your sort are the rejected type in real life.
ah, but i rebut. if this is indeed true, how does it reflect on our scrappy protagonist?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4538 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 15:55 |
The_Rat: Ah, you think I am British. You seem to be working nicely on your own generalizations.
You take pains to type like them. If you're not one, then get your own personality, pickles.
ANYWAY, WELCOME BACK!
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mundhra
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8/29/2006 at 15:57 |
YAY!
(VROOOOOM *F*)
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8/29/2006 at 15:57 |
The_Rat:No wonder you smug bastards must turn to the internet to look for friends of the same ilk. Your sort are the rejected type in real life.
Actually you're pretty wrong here. The only person in this thread that is of the "rejected type" is me. And I don't really have a problem with you yet.
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