i69edher
Tender vittles  Posts: 16 Registered: 3/4/2006 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 01:24 |
Hi everyone,
my name is Charles and i've been lurking for a long time now and i finally decided to say hello.
interests:
i'm a chronic masturbater who loves to watch romantic comedies.
oh yeah, that and reading comic books.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos   SSHOLEPosts: 749 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 01:28 |
Welcome. Congrats on giving up that "Lurker" fagitisse.
Email Vasudeva money.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1016 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 02:01 |
Charles, say hello to Bradley.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 02:09 |
Welcome Chuck
i'm a chronic masturbater YAY!
who loves to watch romantic comedies. Not so Yay
Have fun.
On 2006-08-27 at 21:11:12, middle_age_man wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1117 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 02:15 |
Charles.
When I hear that name I think of "Charles in Charge".
That in return reminds me of the comic genius who is Willie Ames.
Fuck you Charles
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 03:12 |
Hi everyone,
my name is Charles and i've been lurking for a long time now and i finally decided to say hello.
interests:
i'm a chronic masturbater who loves to watch romantic comedies.
oh yeah, that and reading comic books.
So if you've been lurking you know what to expect. I don't want to hear any bitching later when we inevitably turn on you and rip you apart.
It's OK to jerk off as long as you think about females while you do it.
Female people. Get that part straight. Any place else I wouldn't have felt like I needed to clarify that.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 03:27  |
Hi Charles,
I am classified as female people; so it is okay if you think about me while you are slapping you little salami.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 09:25 |
DON'T DO IT !
Every time someone masturbates whilst thinking of her, she grows stronger in her evil.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 10:13 |
A warm welcome to another future non-poster.
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Professor
Tender vittles  Posts: 29 Registered: 1/19/2006 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 12:23 |
Oh, Lefen, you're too young to be so jaded! THIS one will post, I just know it!
(Charles, if you let me down now, I'll [insert random threat here])
Welcome to the Swarm! |
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 14:09 |
Professor: Oh, Lefen, you're too young to be so jaded! THIS one will post, I just know it!
(Charles, if you let me down now, I'll [insert random threat here])
Welcome to the Swarm!
(Charles, if you let me down now, I'll [take your man meat in all of my orifices. ])
Just a guess
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2423 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 14:44 |
Charles, do you like movies about gladiators ?
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 19:15 |
ghostrider: Charles, do you like movies about homosexual gladiators ? |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLEPosts: 1117 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 19:50 |
Why must you always pick on the jews?
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i69edher
Tender vittles Posts: 16 Registered: 3/4/2006 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 21:37 |
Charles, do you like movies about gladiators ?
OFF COURSE I DO!!!! *eyes bulging out of sockets*
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