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8/25/2006 at 01:41
Steel and I will be attending the 2006 Fan Expo at the end of this month, we wont be attending as lowly general admission goofs, but will have genuine press access. Now our access won't give us interviews with Shatner, Nimoy and the like, but it will let us hit the rest of the joint with reckless abandon.

It is our intention to produce a small video with your help. I think it would be fun for you dudes to give us some ideas about what you would like to see (Klingon/Sailor Moon crossover fag0ts) and some interview questions.

I also think it would be fun to have a bunch of people parrot the LS slogans.

OK SHOOT!






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Putting the semen in amusement


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8/25/2006 at 01:44

Well, this is probably obvious, but find the freaks and ask them wtf and try to make fun of them without them noticing or catching on. Godspeed.






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We are not amused.


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8/25/2006 at 02:08

My request is simple: Bring me Gates McFadden.






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I'm a big boy now!


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8/25/2006 at 04:26

Alright. Of course, I need to dwell on this a little bit but here's something right off the top of my head.

Find the most attention hungry faggots. Introduce yourself as an independant researcher hired by the Sci-Fi Channel. Tell them you would like to include them in a focus group regarding the proposed new TV series Linkswarm...created by George Lucas or something of the like. Tell them their feedback will directly affect the look of the show and Lucas goes over the all surveys and opinion polls himself.

Then you bust out a series of increasingly ridiculous questions. I'm sure we could all come up with some absurd shit.

1. What smell comes to mind when you think of Star Wars?

2. Does it make you sad that Wookies aren't real?

3. What would you smuggle in the Millennium Falcon's secret cargo hold?

Then, maybe throw in some linkswarm questions here and there.

1. Which do you prefer: Chaotic Truth or Wotak, for the name of a villainous army?

2. What would be your reaction to an interacial relationship between Dumbskull and Vasudeva?

The fun would come if and when those jokers tried to answer succinctly, especially the LS questions.

As always, it's hard to say if you'd strike gold. And it would take lots of effort on your part to sell it.

Let me sleep on it.

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8/25/2006 at 19:56

It'd be great if you posed as paranoid fucks from zetatalk.com trying to find aliens among the fans. Make plenty of false accusations and maybe even dropkick a body or two.
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8/26/2006 at 01:58

go dressed as wrecker!


DaHjaj ghaH QaQ jaj Daq Hegh!!!






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liberal exit


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8/26/2006 at 04:22

I just want to see LK dressed as Luke Skywalker, telling everyone he meets that his 'Goddamned Uncle' won't let him go to the acadamy.






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8/27/2006 at 03:45

Man, I wish we got cool shit like this down here






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