JackDestruct
Tender vittles  Posts: 12 Registered: 8/2/2006 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 05:36 |
Just got this in an email from Vasudeva (though I assume it's actually automated...)
Rule #1: You can be stupid, OR you can be boring, but you have to pickone, cause you can't do both.
So, a question to any and all newbs who come stumbling through the forum, which path are you going to choose?
Personally I guess I'm gonna have to be boring.
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ghostrider
liberal exit   SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 05:39 |
You don't have to be boring, but it's obvious you will be.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 05:52 |
Love, and only love, will see you through. |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 05:58 |
ghostrider: You don't have to be boring, but it's obvious you will be.
I am boring. The secret is to come to terms with it, and then give Vas your money for the Alpha-powa... |
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dinozoa
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 06:29 |
that's funny, Uart, I always pegged you as the stupid type that occasionally comes up with something interesting.
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JackDestruct
Tender vittles Posts: 12 Registered: 8/2/2006 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 06:34 |
ghostrider: You don't have to be boring, but it's obvious you will be.
Well, I can't argue with that.
Rasputin = boring.
Fish guy from a Zappa or Captain Beefheart album = Stupid.
You win.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 16:47 |
So, a question to any and all newbs who come stumbling through the forum, which path are you going to choose?
Pro tip: the good ones are neither 
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 16:57 |
Just got this in an email from Vasudeva (though I assume it's actually automated...)
You should assume that it isn't, and if you wan't to remain friendly, clarify with the source of the email before pooping it across the interwebs.
Imagine that you are driving down the highway and you notice that there is an overturned dumptruck up ahead. Now imagine that the trucks payload has spilt across the blacktop, 4 tons of disembodied dicks.
You can't help yourself, the only recourse apparent is to figure a way to get all that dick into your mouth. You know that you are no engineer, and hardly have the time to rig an apparatus to facilitate the sucking of all that dick, so you apply dogged hard work to the task. Getting on your knees (you will have time to be happy later) you grab double fistfuls of greasy dick.
After 15 minutes of swimming in dick you doubt your committment to a task this big, and realize that none of these dicks love you. They will never stiffen, fly you to France, compliment your shoes, or cut-up bananas for your morning granola. The only thing that these dicks do is serve as a cosmic object lesson to you, that you are a faggot.
Without knowing all the facts, I THINK he was trying to tell you to not be a faggot.
Or maybe it was an automated response.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now! SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 17:10  |
hahah. Nice.
I've noticed some new names around here lately.
Goood luck.
And don't forget...
or is it the other way around?
On 2006-08-05 at 12:16:24, tantrum wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/5/2006 at 18:52 |
Jack whatever path you decide upon, please don’t choose the dumb cunt path I ran down when I first arrived at LS.
(hangs head in shame)
On 2006-08-05 at 16:57:40, Dumbskull wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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orato
Tender vittles  Posts: 1 Registered: 7/5/2007 Offline
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7/5/2007 at 19:43 |
I hate to say it, but until I figure this all out, it's got to be stupid...I can promise I'll never be boring though. 
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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7/5/2007 at 19:50 |
never say never |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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7/5/2007 at 22:51 |
After three years 2 months and 15 days I am still a ragingly dumb cunt. I have accepted this fact I will never change and I am now happily living with it.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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7/6/2007 at 03:18 |
I liek pie.
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