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8/1/2006 at 13:21
I just wanted to introduce myself. So hi, nigs.

My grandmother once told me there is nothing so over-rated as sex and nothing so under-rated as taking a good shit. Now I associate all good things with pooping.

I have been lurking ford a bilt and I just wanted to join and let you guys know I think about linkswarm when Ii make doodoo. That is a compliment of the highets order.

Here's hoping to a long and fruitful relationship. Loong live the dookie!






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8/1/2006 at 13:38

Poop Is Anger.

Welcome. Don't shit on the carpet.






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8/1/2006 at 13:49

Loong live the dookie!


AWESOME!






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8/1/2006 at 14:00

I sense shenanigans.






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8/1/2006 at 14:56

have been lurking ford a bilt and I just wanted to join and let you guys know I think about linkswarm when Ii make doodoo. That is a compliment of the highets order.


I just hope he doesn't actually speak like he types






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8/1/2006 at 16:45

I just wanted to introduce myself. So hi, nigs.


LOL HI

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8/1/2006 at 20:02

This guy doesn't seem like Wotak at all.
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8/2/2006 at 19:56

Sorrry, i cant;type worth a shit onthis crappy laptop. The keyboard is to o small. ANd the kyys stick. I speak quite well.

What is this about shenanigans? What would i be pulling, except, well, my peepee?

I understand a wotak is something unliked for some reason, why is htat? Does it not rate poop?

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8/2/2006 at 20:26

Uart: This guy doesn't seem like Wotak at all.


Probably because this guy is beachgoat most likely!






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8/2/2006 at 20:52

I sense that it may be Zapple's black uncle.






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8/2/2006 at 22:55

SexNinjaMcDeath:
Uart: This guy doesn't seem like Wotak at all.


Probably because this guy is beachgoat most likely!


Nah, the shit BG likes does not come out of any ass.






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8/2/2006 at 23:36

Uart's ultimate internet advice: "Schtick, even when it is poop, gets old quick"

:Wotak!:
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8/2/2006 at 23:48

Loves shit, small laptop, you must be Japanese.
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8/4/2006 at 15:59

Nosir, i am not jajpanese aor beachgoat. Or wotak. Huzzah.






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I'm a big boy now!


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8/4/2006 at 17:26

Holy fuck! THIS IS GETTING GOOD!

Do you have a pic???

If so, let's exchange! I'll even go first, LOL!

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8/4/2006 at 19:24

This must be a frans disciple






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8/4/2006 at 21:34

HOBO: This must be a frans disciple


Or perhaps a Frans tentacle!

...can a tentacle have a tentacle?
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8/4/2006 at 22:18

HOBO: This must be a frans disciple


HELLO HELLO! OK?

u must be mistaken, frans is retired from that part of his life...HE MUST NOW STRIVE TO BE PART OF THE HUMAN WORLD, FUKER!...SHINING, SHIMMERING, SLENDID...YES? a MOTHERFUKING dazzling place, indescibable feelings..ok?ok? (don't u dare close yr eyes).

SO HOBO, YR ITALY WAYS YEARN TO DRAG FRANS INTO THE 'ONCE UPON A TIME' GENTLE COCK COAXINGS OF WEAK THREADS...YES?YES?FRANS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS LINKSWARM VISION!..take frans' word for it, YES? frans has better thrillish abilities than this..RIGHT! BLAME IS THE ITALIAN SUBSTITUTE FOR RESPONSIBILITY, YES? U CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YR COCK AND SHIT, U HAIRY SAVAGE! GO BACK TO PERCHING UPSIDEDOWN INA TREE, BOBO! YES? YES OK? FUK!

Or perhaps a Frans tentacle!

...can a tentacle have a tentacle?


OK. O. K. UART!

EVERYTIME FRANS FUKING READS ONE OF YR POSTS HE HEARS THE SOUND THE TOILET PAPER MAKES WHEN HE UNROLLS IT...

TIME TO WIPE!!!!!YES???? HAHA..YES HAHAHAHA!

U BORING FAGGOT! GET A GRIP OF YR ACCUSITORY REFERENCES TO FRANISH SODA! TENTICLES ARE SO FUKING LAST YEAR, FRANS HAS MOVED ON TO 2006 WITH HIS COCK IN FULL THRUST!! TRY FINDING A JOB INSTEAD OF PLAYING FAGWAVING SLEUTH ON THE INTERNET! YR A PERFECT GAY BRIDE! NEVER FURGET!
OK? OK? HAHA.YES.

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8/4/2006 at 22:59

government_death_robot:


haha! yes!

frans absorbs the emotional energy of sad emocons through said computer screeen!!! tiny sad face molecule vapors pour into frans' vampish cock from yr post! haha..yes! IM DRAINING YR SWEET TART AS WE SPEAK U YOUNG FUCK! HAHAHA! YES! PEOPLES! FEED ME MORE W/ YR SILLY EMOCONS...LIKE PENNIES THROWN DOWN A WISHING WELL...YR FUTILE ATTEMPT AT LEGACY ONLY MAKES FRANS MORE POWERFUL!! i shall suck linkswarm dry of all it's emotions until it stares blankly out at the world, like after doing LSD ACID w/ dumdskull. BAD TRIP..YES? be aware and agressive..YES! MOTHERFUKERS! YES! haha.

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8/4/2006 at 23:49

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8/4/2006 at 23:57

frans got mean...
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8/5/2006 at 00:05

He's a cold hearted snake.


Look into his eyes..






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8/5/2006 at 00:15

Uart: frans got mean...


HAHAHA..U CANNOT HANDLE FRANS' DAMAGE CONTROL..YES? THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ARE TRUE AND NOT MADE BY A PAID ACTOR: FRANS CARES.

SHOW ME YR WEEPING YELLOW FACE!!

(FRANS ORGASM FACE VIA EMOTION VAMPIRISM)

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8/5/2006 at 00:44

imfrans:
Uart: frans got mean...


HAHAHA..U CANNOT HANDLE FRANS' DAMAGE CONTROL..YES? THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ARE TRUE AND NOT MADE BY A PAID ACTOR: FRANS CARES.

SHOW ME YR WEEPING YELLOW FACE!!

(FRANS ORGASM FACE VIA EMOTION VAMPIRISM)

THANK U

FRANS


I can't stay mad at you frans... will you be my friend?
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8/5/2006 at 20:22

tantrum: Holy fuck! THIS IS GETTING GOOD!

Do you have a pic???

If so, let's exchange! I'll even go first, LOL!

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Now, your turn!!!!



OK, youur'e on!!!

Here I am:

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8/5/2006 at 20:26

How much meat are you packing in those pretty panties?






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8/5/2006 at 20:33

Enough foryou litlle lady






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8/5/2006 at 20:41

making_doodoo: Here I am:

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This chick is seriously hot.






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8/5/2006 at 20:45

That chick is serioulsy not a chick at all!






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