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sunny77
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 6/30/2006 at 18:06
It's around that time again, and nominations are underway. Categories for candidates will include, but not be limited to, asshattery, penis glory, boobies, sandy vaginas (wotak wins this by default), as well as any other categories you feel necessary in this matter.

Gifts for those attending will be administered by supreme overseer, vasudeva. Anal penetration courtesy of SexNinjaMcDeath.

RSVP ASAP!

Everyone is invited, excluding qwerty, gagme, freakbass, and beachgoat (unless he can manage to control his alzheimers).

Let the ceremony begin!








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 6/30/2006 at 18:10

Horrible thread of the year award






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 6/30/2006 at 18:22

I nominate this THREAD OF THE WEEKEND, YAR.






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 6/30/2006 at 18:48

There is complete lack of structure here, Sunny my hunny.

Do we choose categories then nominate then vote? Or do we all just pile in with winners of random categories?

More leadership pls!!

(btw best Brit = Lefen ^0^)






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 6/30/2006 at 18:48

This wins the "Most justifiable use of the Crapyard" award.






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 6/30/2006 at 18:51

LORDKAHUNA: This wins the "Most justifiable use of the Crapyard" award.


Just cos you aren't up for an award yet






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 6/30/2006 at 18:56

Do we choose categories then nominate then vote?


Whichever order you prefer, sir.

(btw best Brit = Lefen ^0^)


4 the w1n!!!

Sunny my hunny.


^ You really meant it! :')


EDIT: LK for Best Canadian Yeti

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 6/30/2006 at 18:59

Lefen: winners of random categories?

I like this.



Kahuna: crapyard

If left to flourish, this will become a BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL FLOWER WHICH SHALL SURELY PROVIDE HOURS OF ENJOYMENT IN RETURN FOR YOUR NURTURING.






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 6/30/2006 at 19:03

Lefen: winners of random categories?


I like this



Isn't this the way it's always done? Would everyone would like to look very official and professional about it? In this case, perhaps lefen's format would be more effective.



and jesus, vas...please take off that textwar. Please?

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 6/30/2006 at 19:08

Beachgoat: Most Shameless Sympathy-beggar. Worst Going-away Record.

Sunny: Worst Going-away Record (runner-up). Most Desperate IM/Phone Stalker.

SFW: Best Comeback Like He Never Went Anywhere, Heralded By Bizarrely Robotic Forum Thread. Award.

Metatron: Best "Dad Touched My Fuking Taint, On Purpose" Story award.

Xihilisk: Most Dedicated To Saving Face award. Best Backup Wotak award.

MollyMillions: Fucking Timewarp Comeback award.

Azron: Best comeback, period.

Kahuna: Definitely Getting Punched In The Ass Tonight ribbon.






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 6/30/2006 at 19:22

vasudeva: Beachgoat: Most Shameless Sympathy-beggar. Worst Going-away Record.

Sunny: Worst Going-away Record (runner-up). Most Desperate IM/Phone Stalker.

SFW: Best Comeback Like He Never Went Anywhere, Heralded By Bizarrely Robotic Forum Thread. Award.

Metatron: Best "Dad Touched My Fuking Taint, On Purpose" Story award.

Xihilisk: Most Dedicated To Saving Face award. Best Backup Wotak award.

MollyMillions: Fucking Timewarp Comeback award.

Azron: Best comeback, period.

Kahuna: Definitely Getting Punched In The Ass Tonight ribbon.


I second all of these






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 6/30/2006 at 19:26

Sunny: Worst Going-away Record (runner-up). Most Desperate IM/Phone Stalker.


LAL. It was fun feeding on chex's paranoia. Jon's, too. But I never really went away, you know.


YAY! The awards keep rolling in.

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 6/30/2006 at 19:37

sunny77:
Sunny: Worst Going-away Record (runner-up). Most Desperate IM/Phone Stalker.


LAL. It was fun feeding on chex's paranoia. Jon's, too. But I never really went away, you know.


YAY! The awards keep rolling in.

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OMG I am so paranoid about everything, it's not even funny. D:






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 6/30/2006 at 19:45

OMG I am so paranoid about everything, it's not even funny. D:



You really are. Just because I actually am who I say I am doesn't give you any reason to get all hyped up about things.






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 6/30/2006 at 19:48

sunny77:
OMG I am so paranoid about everything, it's not even funny. D:



You really are. Just because I actually am who I say I am doesn't give you any reason to get all hyped up about things.



I nominate you for this year's 'Retarded Whore with most disgusting on-screen STD' award.






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 6/30/2006 at 19:50

sunny77:
Sunny: Worst Going-away Record (runner-up). Most Desperate IM/Phone Stalker.


I never really went away, you know.


Which makes it all the more dreadfully appropriate. Your record of going-away (i.e. the lack thereof) is most distressing.







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 6/30/2006 at 19:51

And you sir, from me, WIN the Dumbass Twat Waffle Award for being Fantastically GHEY.






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 6/30/2006 at 19:56

Who gets the nominations for foxiest male and female Swarmers nominee?

Autoshoes is pretty hawt, so he gets my vote.

Dumbskull gets ghostie's vote.








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 6/30/2006 at 20:09

You can't speak for me.

Nocal gets my vote for foxiest unisex unit shifter.






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 6/30/2006 at 20:14

Speaking of nocal, where the fuck has that homo been? If of course he's not still road-tripping across the nation...






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 6/30/2006 at 23:55

vasudeva:
Kahuna: Definitely Getting Punched In The Ass Tonight ribbon.


Good, I'll wear my taintpants.

Most fucking IRC bot markoving: (3 way tie) Marf, Guitarjon, Shitbox (you fucking @markov faggots).






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 6/30/2006 at 23:58

sunny77: Who gets the nominations for foxiest male and female Swarmers nominee?


Sunny wins the Drilled by Dadsy, and will reduce everything to the elements that reflect interaction with my vagina award.






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 7/1/2006 at 14:56

Winner of the Most Pathetic Attention Whore award is….sunny77

Winner of the Face That Looks Like It Has Been Scraped With A Dull Trowel award is….sunny77

Winner of the Condition Zebra Circle Jerk award is…. Drum roll please…sunny77







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Winner of Lasagna.....Hobo






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 7/2/2006 at 14:37

sunny77: Speaking of nocal, where the fuck has that homo been? If of course he's not still road-tripping across the nation...


He's back in San Francisco having butt-sex with the other queers. When in Rome...

I nominate myself for the "who gives a shit about these awards" award.
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 7/2/2006 at 15:10

I nominate sunny77 for “Most likely to be a fifteen year old latent homosexual”






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 7/2/2006 at 17:02

middle_age_man: I nominate sunny77 for “Most likely to be a fifteen year old latent homosexual”


Second.
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 7/2/2006 at 17:46

LORDKAHUNA: This wins the "Most justifiable use of the Crapyard" award.


Now it does.

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 7/2/2006 at 18:31

Lefen:
LORDKAHUNA: This wins the "Most justifiable use of the Crapyard" award.


Now it does.

+1


Not after Trollerskates emailed me and asked that I Crapyard her thread.






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