Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 374 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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6/30/2006 at 06:22 |
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
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jwalker
Token Discordian   SSHOLEPosts: 949 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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6/30/2006 at 06:54 |
"Take this one, wouldjya, I have a 4 o'clock."
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coknurmowth
Crisco Fux  SSHOLEPosts: 119 Registered: 10/20/2005 Offline
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6/30/2006 at 06:57 |
whoops!
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 756 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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6/30/2006 at 07:51 |
Speaking for myself, I don't want to hear ANYTHING during surgery, I would prefer to sleep through it.
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To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today. - Isaac Asimov |
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FutileResistance
Tender vittles  Posts: 20 Registered: 6/9/2006 Offline
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7/4/2006 at 04:29 |
tíreme ese escalpelo allí
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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7/4/2006 at 04:39 |
"Whats this thingamagigger?"
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[Clavis_A] he's one of the few people i've ever seen that bear a striking resemblence to their own dick |
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dinozoa
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline
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7/4/2006 at 05:43 |
Try the other lung.
It looks like esophogeal cancer, but it doesn't taste like esophogeal cancer.
Nurse, watch his blood sugar readings, I think the m&m I dropped has worked its way to the kidneys.
(this last one is a bit sketchy)
He's losing blood fast, we're going to need a transfusion set up. Wait wait, don't tell me which kind, lemme see, his dad is type A positive, his mom is type AB negative, lemme guess.
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I disagree. |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Online
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7/4/2006 at 08:41 |
You ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?
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bwned. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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7/4/2006 at 14:15 |
"OH SHIT!!"
"He's a goner"
or....
"Did you see this guys girlfriend in pre-op? When he dies today im gonna get at that....what a nice ass!" 
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"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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7/4/2006 at 15:14 |
shitbox:"Did you see this guys girlfriend is a pre-op? When he dies today im gonna get at that....what a nice ass!"
^^FIXT
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Just another freak in the freak kingdom. |
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 506 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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7/4/2006 at 16:44 |
Well now that your sedated and slightly dillusional, the nurses have stepped out and its time to play hide the rectal thermometer! |
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Gustaf
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 4/18/2006 Offline
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7/4/2006 at 23:33 |
"man I'm soo high right now" |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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7/5/2006 at 04:39 |
Holy crap, this sucks so bad... I am going to wake up and not recall writing any of this!
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Easier to get into than a community college. |
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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7/5/2006 at 15:01 |
Actually heard in an OR: "Man, I hope we don't kill this one. Wait, did that get recorded?"
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< nuevoSock_> "me and the phone cable plugged to her labia were shaking hands
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Danny_Inferno
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 93 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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7/5/2006 at 16:29 |
"Don't fuck it up like you did last time"
"Hey watch his leg move when i poke his brain here"
(approximate quote from the Far Side)
"Oh yeah, now the bitch wants the house and the cottage"
"Was it my left or his left?"
"Hey doesn't this dude look like george bush?"
"Well, look at his head. His transplant standards ain't exactly up there."
"Hey you with the gas. Got enough gum for the whole class?"
"What's this squishy thing?"
"These bloody incisions make my cock hard"
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 484 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/7/2006 at 15:34 |
Hi! I'm Dr. Vasudeva.
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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9/27/2006 at 12:36 |
"HI, EVERYBODY !"
"HI, DR. MICK !"
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STOP STEALING MY OXYGEN ! |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/27/2006 at 12:55 |
^ Actually, it's 'Dr. Nick', but I appreciate the anti-irish sentiment.
On 2006-09-27 at 07:55:20, ghostrider wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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I build plastic bonfires on the beach and skip batteries into the lake ~ Cockroach |
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 590 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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9/27/2006 at 13:20 |
"We're gonna make a mint off this one's organs" |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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9/27/2006 at 13:23 |
"Allah Akbar"
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I build plastic bonfires on the beach and skip batteries into the lake ~ Cockroach |
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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9/27/2006 at 14:22 |
You’re right, it really does taste like chicken.
On 2006-09-27 at 09:23:17, middle_age_man wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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" Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 372 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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9/27/2006 at 23:05 |
Jamie- Have you passed your test yet? Aww go ahead, gitcha some practice , you will soon
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. |
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1048 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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9/28/2006 at 01:33 |
Bork bork bork!
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[Clavis_A] he's one of the few people i've ever seen that bear a striking resemblence to their own dick |
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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9/29/2006 at 04:31 |
Wow thats a small dick!
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday.
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