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6/21/2006 at 18:41
Rather slow morning at work today. Thought I'd check out the forums here as I normally just troll the link comments.

Regret is already setting in.


 
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6/21/2006 at 19:01

Regret is already setting in.

Welcome, I think we're done here, closing thread.






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6/21/2006 at 21:37

Rather slow morning at work today. Thought I'd check out the forums here as I normally just troll the link comments.

Regret is already setting in.



Hey! Fresh meat!

Crap. No attacks in the newb zone.

He can't stay here forever.






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6/22/2006 at 00:09

I'm thinking he's gay or a druggie.







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6/22/2006 at 01:34

^PLEASE TELL ME IF THIS "OR" IS INCLUSIVE MR. JINGLES!!






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6/22/2006 at 02:19

Mr Jingles. I swear thats a fucking cat name. I hate cats. So there you have it.






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6/22/2006 at 03:34

"Introducing" my ass, you've been here for half a year.






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6/22/2006 at 09:12

Thought I'd check out the forums here as I normally just troll the link comments.


And what the fuck would you want to do that for? Internet fite watching? Do you actually view the links.






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6/22/2006 at 11:11

shitbox:
Thought I'd check out the forums here as I normally just troll the link comments.


And what the fuck would you want to do that for? Internet fite watching? Do you actually view the links.


Aw, this takes me back to when you were a fresh and new (smelling like a green meadow), we would all watch you take your first forum steps whilst tottering around on your little infant feet, pooping up the joint with your discarded needles and water pipes.

We couldn't wait till you would stop..............AW FUCK MAN, YOU ARE DOING IT NOW, RIGHT HERE IN THE NOOB FORUM, QUICK SOMEBODY GET THE HOSE.






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I think Clavis wins my heart <3


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6/22/2006 at 11:24

azron123:

Hey! Fresh meat!


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6/22/2006 at 12:53

LORDKAHUNA:
shitbox:
Thought I'd check out the forums here as I normally just troll the link comments.


And what the fuck would you want to do that for? Internet fite watching? Do you actually view the links.


Aw, this takes me back to when you were a fresh and new (smelling like a green meadow), we would all watch you take your first forum steps whilst tottering around on your little infant feet, pooping up the joint with your discarded needles and water pipes.

We couldn't wait till you would stop..............AW FUCK MAN, YOU ARE DOING IT NOW, RIGHT HERE IN THE NOOB FORUM, QUICK SOMEBODY GET THE HOSE.



FIIIIIIIIIITEEEEE!!!






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6/22/2006 at 13:30

gang rape time
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6/22/2006 at 13:42

shitbox:
LORDKAHUNA:
shitbox:
Thought I'd check out the forums here as I normally just troll the link comments.


And what the fuck would you want to do that for? Internet fite watching? Do you actually view the links.


Aw, this takes me back to when you were a fresh and new (smelling like a green meadow), we would all watch you take your first forum steps whilst tottering around on your little infant feet, pooping up the joint with your discarded needles and water pipes.

We couldn't wait till you would stop..............AW FUCK MAN, YOU ARE DOING IT NOW, RIGHT HERE IN THE NOOB FORUM, QUICK SOMEBODY GET THE HOSE.



FIIIIIIIIIITEEEEE!!!



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6/22/2006 at 16:51

In a fite I will take the toothy honking lunchbox*, AKA LK





Vladtweano created the phrase "toothy honking lunchbox" when refering to LK. full credit to vlad.






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6/22/2006 at 18:33

ghostrider: I'm thinking he's gay or a druggie.
Pchimp:
^PLEASE TELL ME IF THIS "OR" IS INCLUSIVE MR. JINGLES!!

x-druggie of 4 years now, and while I haven't actually engaged in some man love, I have stuck it to my wife while listening to David Bowie...

shitbox: Mr Jingles. I swear thats a fucking cat name. I hate cats. So there you have it.

I derived the name from a virtual puppet used to warp children's minds in a Sci-Fi series by Tad Williams. However, I do like cats, and find it somewhat ironic that your monicker is how I refer to a cats lavatory.
Thought I'd check out the forums here as I normally just troll the link comments.
shitbox: And what the fuck would you want to do that for? Internet fite watching? Do you actually view the links.

View and submit. And if my rejection bitterness rating is any sort of reference to how my interest match the swarms, then roughly 2/3 of my interests are shared. Trolling the comments helps me get a feel for the 1/3 of interests I have that are not enjoyed here.


guitarjon123: "Introducing" my ass, you've been here for half a year.

Longer still considering that I've had 2 other accounts here, but never bothered to remember their passwords and upon clearing the browser cache, had to resign up. In any case, I've never posted in the forums and figured an introduction would be appropriate.
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6/22/2006 at 18:36

while I haven't actually engaged in some man love, I have stuck it to my wife while listening to David Bowie...


You sir, are invited to my birthday party (bring the weif).






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6/22/2006 at 18:57

haha. *thumbsup*






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6/22/2006 at 21:02

Chop… thunk….
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Zombie scream style


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6/22/2006 at 21:31

Welcome to The Swarm.

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6/23/2006 at 20:02

You can be the Swarm's new girlfriend. Now bend over.
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