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6/15/2006 at 05:04


I tried to make sense of this and it hurt my feelings



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Some roomy job becouse they are too fat
Posted by: "Benjamin W McDonough" evorsxjbjfw@bobkurimay.com
Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:19 pm (PST)

Follow my experience
I am writing to explicit my
gratefulness for the startling consequences obtained through your
upshot. I have a duty to like to portion my victory fib with any
person who might be a minor uncertain as I once was.

Over the past 25 eons, I have lost and improvement the 15-20
pounds many times with all lettering of legislature but could on
no occasion keep up the weight lost.

This past spring, I developed disobedient "spree" eating as a
consequence of some stressful surroundings. My physician
recommended your upshot after recognizing my harassment.

Here are my consequences:
1st week -2 pounds
2nd week -5 pounds
3rd week -10 pounds
4th week -15.5 pounds

I bought 6 minute platform and on no occasion remorse around it.
Do not dawdle and follow that link to cure your self and return
your self admiration.

Get it here now



It even made Babel Fish cry.






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Maybe frans can translate






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6/15/2006 at 19:24

I am writing to explicit my
gratefulness for the startling consequences obtained through your
upshot


what upshot? this information could be the first clue...

I have a duty to like to portion my victory fib with any
person who might be a minor uncertain as I once was.


perhaps: feels obligated to express said "victory fib" who is a confused juvenile.

Over the past 25 eons, I have lost and improvement the 15-20
pounds many times with all lettering of legislature but could on
no occasion keep up the weight lost.


maybe: for the past 25 [years] this individual's weight has fluctuated to gaining/losing 15-20 pounds but couldnt keep it up.

This past spring, I developed disobedient "spree" eating as a
consequence of some stressful surroundings. My physician
recommended your upshot after recognizing my harassment.


could be: since his life is fucked up in many respects, his secruity blanket is food, so this fat fuck gorges himself.

im also guessing that "harassment"="excess lard as a result of being a lunch-box theif


Here are my consequences:
1st week -2 pounds
2nd week -5 pounds
3rd week -10 pounds
4th week -15.5 pounds


questionably: these may be statistics of the results of his dietary regime. and since this tub-o-lard likes to binge eat, he is almost indefinately tallying his weight gain.

bought 6 minute platform and on no occasion remorse around it.
Do not dawdle and follow that link to cure your self and return
your self admiration.


Assuming: "6 minute platform"=ghey ass Richard Simmons exercise equipment, you know, that "step to the music" bullshit.

this fat piece of fucktardery is telling us to purchase said "platform" in order to return to a state of ego-inflation.



that's all i could get out of it. i hope i have been of some assistance.



On 2006-06-15 at 14:25:22, sunny77 praised Jejus






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6/15/2006 at 19:28

sunny77: This past spring, my herpes-jammed cunt developed disobedient "spree" eating

Holy SHIT.

Looks like I forgot to take that textwar off -- but I cannot say I'm sorry.

VALHALLA!






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6/15/2006 at 23:49

Thanks. It doesn't make any more sense than before.

Maybe you ought to slap some ointment into your Krusty Kooze






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6/16/2006 at 00:41

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Some roomy job becouse they are too fat

Huh. I just noticed that. I bet "roomy" happened because the original text said "lose" -- some lose their jobs -- and lose became loose (as too often it does) which then translated as roomy.

Fuxing forensic up in this piece y0.






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6/16/2006 at 02:57

Russian or some crazy hungarian czech [gay-beer country] sort of language..

They compiled the "real" e-mail harvesting of the most primitive type! This mail is formed from the scan of thisopen directory ...!

The interesting thing is that they left open a folder marked June 12th of this year:

[DIR] bobk/ 12-Jun-2006 15:48 -

Now, 17 hours later some sap gets a message...

Include full headers--maybe we can finds out whatcha need... you can hide the email server and your IP, nobody needs that. But the:

X-Apparently-To: [YOUR EMAIL UP IN HEA] via 000.000.000.000; Wed, 13 Jun 2006 00:00:00 -0000
---oh wait, this isn't e-mail spam is it?

I betcha it's coming from that compromised domain which has been forgotten as this fellow who was on the ESPN TV Crew probably forgot about it, here's a picture of the guy from the compromised domain at the 2003 NamBlA finals...
And for some odd reason there is a series with him and Phish..
wow, what fun starfucker sub-class 7 we have on our hands ladies and gents.

Actually I can't say that too loudly, he's a mc Donald's eating upper middle-class income mid-level techonology user. likes the active sporty outdoors and drinks michelob ultra.

But enough about the e-mail domain that was obviously ripped off. Could it be chinese spam?







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