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6/14/2006 at 04:02
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Now, on to the original post...
1. spank the monkey or 2. hit-it at work?








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6/14/2006 at 04:09

Are you serious?

Who hasnt????






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6/14/2006 at 05:00

In the last week? I'm doing some research and would like more detailed info.

fyi, I only managed one.






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6/14/2006 at 05:17

Some people take coffee breaks; I take jerkoff breaks.






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6/14/2006 at 05:26

well let me get this straight...

Are you asking if people jerk off plus at work, or fuck at work ?

Cause im all of the above.

Edit: Now that I have been married 10 years, its more like "Hey the kids are sleeping...come on hurry...."




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6/14/2006 at 05:53

yes






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6/14/2006 at 05:59

Ever get caught?






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6/14/2006 at 06:09

Not yet.
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6/14/2006 at 06:13

1. spank the monkey or 2. hit-it at work?



Dude, that _is_ my job description.






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6/14/2006 at 07:31

Uart: Not yet.


You're supposed to say yes so I can ask how you handled yourself.







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6/14/2006 at 08:33

Nope and nope.

But my mate was telling me only this weekend how he likes to enjoy a hand shandy in the car on those long motorway trips (o_O)






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6/14/2006 at 11:57

I molest my junk at least once a day. Sometimes twice if I'm feeling saucy.






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6/14/2006 at 15:36

.................. in the last week 1. no 2. yes






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6/14/2006 at 17:08

yeah ive fucked at werk before. what's it to ya?






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6/14/2006 at 18:00

^^ For Work or @ Work







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6/14/2006 at 18:09

It's not really work if you'd do it pro bono.






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6/14/2006 at 22:50

vasudeva: It's not really work if you'd do it pro bono.


You misspelled "pro boner"






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6/15/2006 at 00:27

I'm doing it right now.






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6/15/2006 at 02:39

HOBO: I'm doing it right now.


DID YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH YET YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GUIDO SHIT?!








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6/15/2006 at 02:40

Clearing up the confusion-
Have you had any kind of sex during working hours at work. Touching of the privates, your own or someone elses. If your job is related to having sex that doesn't count.







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6/15/2006 at 03:08

I daily touch my privates at work when I pee. I don't touch myself romantically at work though.
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6/15/2006 at 08:38

swankedster: Clearing up the confusion-
Have you had any kind of sex during working hours at work. Touching of the privates, your own or someone elses.



Yes.






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6/15/2006 at 10:04

1. spank the monkey or 2. hit-it at work?



Yes and Yes.

Do you still give free glory hole blow jobs during your coffee breaks?






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8/6/2006 at 06:11

Yes, when the coffee doesn't do it or the UPS guy is cute. Usually when I'm bored. This week twice in the shower and twice at work.






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8/6/2006 at 08:26

sunny77: yeah ive fucked at werk before. what's it to ya?


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I'm assuming the position!


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8/6/2006 at 11:49

I do not have a monkey to spank; maybe I should borrow one.






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8/10/2006 at 01:48

*sigh* Perhaps, you could shock the monkey.






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8/27/2006 at 11:09

Its not 'if' one spanks the monkey...its 'how fast' does one spank it

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8/27/2006 at 16:51

Dumbskull: I do not have a monkey to spank; maybe I should borrow one.


Hey, it could happen.






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8/27/2006 at 21:19

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