MrJingles
Tender vittles  Posts: 41 Registered: 5/30/2006 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 18:25 |
shitbox: swankedster: Clearing up the confusion-
Have you had any kind of sex during working hours at work. Touching of the privates, your own or someone elses.
Yes. 
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos   SSHOLEPosts: 709 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 19:51 |
Up until a few years ago, I had this thing about whacking off at every job I'd had. It felt like some sort of accomplishment, I guess. Not as any kind of regular thing; just once, shortly after I'd start a job, then it was out of my system.
- When i was in the Army, I got laid or blown on duty a few times. I got a blowjob from a girlfriend while I was on guard duty at Travis AFB; fuked a HOT Panamanian 16 year old girl during Just Cause (I held my 9mm to her temple while she slobbed my knob...fuking RIGHTEOUS!); got a blowjob from a Panamanian hooker at Howard AFB; while awaiting redeployment back to the States after Desert Storm, I nailed a Kuwaiti woman who wasn't all that pretty, but had a smokin' body.
- My first job after the Army was bartending at a country club. My boss was a MILF-ish chick in her latter 30's. We fuked a bunch of times in the club and on the golf course (insert hole-in-one joke here), mostly after hours. We got caught by the overnight cleaning guy a couple of times. After we stopped fuking, she ass-raped me on hours, so I was reduced to lifeguarding at the club's pool. One of the other guards was this kinda thickish chick who was 19. We got naked in the pump room (ZING! another cliché).
- I was the General Manager at a local restaurant/pub. I sexed up a few waitresses, and one bartender, mostly in my office.
- While I was the Food and Beverage manager for a local casino, my then future babymama blew me in my office several times. We also had sex in the casino parking lot. I guess that still counts.
- I was a District Manager for what was, at the time, the largest tobacco retailer in the country. I got laid A LOT on that job. I had "things" going with several employees at various times during my 3.5 year tenure there; plus my ex (the babymama) would ocassionally drop by my office or whatever store I was working in, to either get bent over my desk or let me dump one down her throat. On a side note, I met my current girlfriend of almost four years while on that job. Sadly, we didn't get to sexing til well after that company went tits up.
Those are the ones while AT work. Keeping within the scope of the thread, I've omitted coworkers with whom I've had sex while NOT at work.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1858 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 20:20 |
^ You are very much a man whore!
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1583 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 20:33 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: (I held my 9mm to her temple while she slobbed my knob...fuking RIGHTEOUS!)
INTERROBANG!?!?!
On 2006-08-28 at 15:34:20, LORDKAHUNA wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4333 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/28/2006 at 20:34 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: a HOT Panamanian 16 year old girl during Just Cause (I held my 9mm to her temple while she slobbed my knob...fuking RIGHTEOUS!)
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
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8/28/2006 at 20:46 |
I was only 19, kanniggets...it was totally legal. Plus, the gunplay was consensual. While I'll cop to being a man-whore, a rape-artist I'm not.
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vasudeva
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8/28/2006 at 20:54 |
You miss my thrust. I don't care if you were 630 years old and she was five male aliens. I'm trying to resolve the fact that Kahuna pasted your post into IRC without attribution and the gun thing caught my eye and I was typing "who gets off on that?" when it became clear that you gets off on that. Was it loaded?
To be honest, I'd be aware that her brain was just in front of the bullet, but I'd be equally aware of the exact position of my cock in relation to the muzzle and too busy ensuring myself of trajectories to get off.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
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8/28/2006 at 21:28 |
It's true; it is I who got off on that, and it was indeed loaded. The tragectory of the round was well above my mortal coil by a good few inches at least, tho.
It was our 4th or 5th day on the ground after the invasion, and she lived in the neighborhood (Curundu, I think) we were patrolling in Panama City. She spoke pretty good English, and we talked a couple of times. She and her friends would hang out all day near the storefront we were using as a CP; it was by far the safest place in the area. The night before we left that neighborhood, her folks invited several of us into their apartment for dinner. Our Platoon Leader gave us the OK, so we went. We had some sort of bizarre fish soup, and some awesome bread. After dinner, she and I went up on the roof of the apartment building to talk. Pretty soon we started messing around in a little maintanence shed. While we were kissing and groping, I asked her in my very best Spanglish if she would put my cock in her mouth (Bese mi verga, maybe. I don't know). She giggled and protested, but then dropped to her knees. As she was undoing the buttons on my uniform, I told her I'd shoot her if she didn't. She giggled some more, and pulled my shaft out of my pants. I unholstered my Baretta, racked the slide, and put it to her head, smiling silently down at her as her big brown eyes got bigger. She put my schwanz in her mouth and sucked like there was money in my balls that she was desperate to get to. After a few minutes, she stood up, turned around, and raised her skirt. I broke her down like a shotgun over the workbench, yanked her panties down, and fuked her from behind with the gun pressed to the back of her head. I got maybe a half-dozen strokes in before i came. We fastened up, and headed back downstairs. I never saw her again (*sniff*).
Yeah, the gun thing was totally hawt. Is that weird?
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mundhra
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8/28/2006 at 21:41 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: Yeah, the gun thing was totally hawt. Is that weird?
fuking yes.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1514 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 00:09 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: It's true; it is I who got off on that, and it was indeed loaded. The tragectory of the round was well above my mortal coil by a good few inches at least, tho.
It was our 4th or 5th day on the ground after the invasion, and she lived in the neighborhood (Curundu, I think) we were patrolling in Panama City. She spoke pretty good English, and we talked a couple of times. She and her friends would hang out all day near the storefront we were using as a CP; it was by far the safest place in the area. The night before we left that neighborhood, her folks invited several of us into their apartment for dinner. Our Platoon Leader gave us the OK, so we went. We had some sort of bizarre fish soup, and some awesome bread. After dinner, she and I went up on the roof of the apartment building to talk. Pretty soon we started messing around in a little maintanence shed. While we were kissing and groping, I asked her in my very best Spanglish if she would put my cock in her mouth (Bese mi verga, maybe. I don't know). She giggled and protested, but then dropped to her knees. As she was undoing the buttons on my uniform, I told her I'd shoot her if she didn't. She giggled some more, and pulled my shaft out of my pants. I unholstered my Baretta, racked the slide, and put it to her head, smiling silently down at her as her big brown eyes got bigger. She put my schwanz in her mouth and sucked like there was money in my balls that she was desperate to get to. After a few minutes, she stood up, turned around, and raised her skirt. I broke her down like a shotgun over the workbench, yanked her panties down, and fuked her from behind with the gun pressed to the back of her head. I got maybe a half-dozen strokes in before i came. We fastened up, and headed back downstairs. I never saw her again (*sniff*).
Yeah, the gun thing was totally hawt. Is that weird?
uh
I mean, it's not like you stepped into the house of rape, you just danced on the porch.
On 2006-08-28 at 21:36:46, SexNinjaMcDeath wistfully remembered Bowie's codpiece in Labyrinth
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 199 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 03:36 |
Now that's a share.
Good fight to you Clavis. These are bearing words.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 05:06 |
SexNinjaMcDeath:I mean, it's not like you stepped into the house of rape, you just danced on the porch.
He tried to pick the lock on the door to the house of rape, but he couldn't get it open, so he just fucked a panamanian teenager.
What a kinky mofo. What would you have done if there was an "oops" sort of situation while you were in the process of doing the aforementioned deed? |
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 409 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 05:17 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: The tragectory of the round was well above my mortal coil by a good few inches at least, tho.
So it was pointed at her mouth?
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/29/2006 at 08:26 |
mundhra: Clavis_Apocalypticae: Yeah, the gun thing was totally hawt. Is that weird?
fuking yes.
That was totally depraved Clavis. So much so that you have insured your place in the LinkSwarm Hall of Fame.
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brazilianlove
Tender vittles  Posts: 2 Registered: 9/21/2006 Offline
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9/21/2006 at 16:34 |
People are idiots
yes yes |
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azron123
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9/21/2006 at 21:19 |
brazilianlove: People are idiots
yes yes
Hi Brazil. Welcome to the Barbeque.
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 352 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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9/21/2006 at 22:47 |
Uart- He tried to pick the lock on the door to the house of rape, but he couldn't get it open, so he just fucked a panamanian teenager.
It sounds to me like the house that might've been a fortress was acessed by the code of knowing a bit of the native language, the effort involved is incredibly endearing. I too discovered broken spanglish can unlock chastity belts with a mexican girl that was a temp at the print shop I worked at. She kept saying no, no, not until marry. That " Spanish for the Workplace" and a couple cervezas finally broke her down.
Ahhh Rafaelahhh
That gunplay is just fantasy control power shit, pretty cool Clavis.
Years on racetracks with trick hos afforded me numerous opportunities at and around work, can be dangerous when the horses get off on watching the gallop girl on a different mount.
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timmly44
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 12/31/2006 Offline
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1/1/2007 at 05:33 |
I've never done it at work. Not from lack of trying and of course I spank my monkey who doesn't?
I always say that no one will ever know your body as well as yourself so who better to give you the best sex?? YOU!
Don't look in the mirror though, thats to freaky.
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