swankedster
Tender vittles  Posts: 15 Registered: 5/17/2006 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 04:02 |
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 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... 1. spank the monkey or 2. hit-it at work?
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 411 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 04:09 |
Are you serious?
Who hasnt????
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swankedster
Tender vittles Posts: 15 Registered: 5/17/2006 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 05:00 |
In the last week? I'm doing some research and would like more detailed info.
fyi, I only managed one.
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jwalker
Token Discordian   SSHOLEPosts: 939 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 05:17 |
Some people take coffee breaks; I take jerkoff breaks.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES Posts: 411 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 05:26 |
well let me get this straight...
Are you asking if people jerk off plus at work, or fuck at work ?
Cause im all of the above.
Edit: Now that I have been married 10 years, its more like "Hey the kids are sleeping...come on hurry...."
On 2006-06-14 at 00:32:46, wolfer praised Jejus
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JohnLenin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 991 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 05:53 |
yes
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 889 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 05:59 |
Ever get caught?
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 06:09 |
Not yet. |
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 06:13 |
1. spank the monkey or 2. hit-it at work?
Dude, that _is_ my job description.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 889 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 07:31 |
Uart: Not yet.
You're supposed to say yes so I can ask how you handled yourself.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 895 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 08:33 |
Nope and nope.
But my mate was telling me only this weekend how he likes to enjoy a hand shandy in the car on those long motorway trips (o_O)
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 433 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 11:57 |
I molest my junk at least once a day. Sometimes twice if I'm feeling saucy.
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fl_projekt
I AM TEH FUKING FISHPUNCHAR. I WILL RAPE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AND PETS.  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 8/8/2003 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 15:36 |
.................. in the last week 1. no 2. yes
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 224 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 17:08 |
yeah ive fucked at werk before. what's it to ya?
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truenative
I'm what makes bread wonder.  SSHOLEPosts: 282 Registered: 1/6/2005 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 18:00 |
^^ For Work or @ Work
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4359 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 18:09 |
It's not really work if you'd do it pro bono.
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 373 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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6/14/2006 at 22:50 |
vasudeva: It's not really work if you'd do it pro bono.
You misspelled "pro boner"
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1107 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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6/15/2006 at 00:27 |
I'm doing it right now.
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 463 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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6/15/2006 at 02:39 |
HOBO: I'm doing it right now.
DID YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH YET YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GUIDO SHIT?!
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swankedster
Tender vittles Posts: 15 Registered: 5/17/2006 Offline
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6/15/2006 at 02:40 |
Clearing up the confusion-
Have you had any kind of sex during working hours at work. Touching of the privates, your own or someone elses. If your job is related to having sex that doesn't count.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 586 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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6/15/2006 at 03:08 |
I daily touch my privates at work when I pee. I don't touch myself romantically at work though. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 893 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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6/15/2006 at 08:38 |
swankedster: Clearing up the confusion-
Have you had any kind of sex during working hours at work. Touching of the privates, your own or someone elses.
Yes. 
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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6/15/2006 at 10:04 |
1. spank the monkey or 2. hit-it at work?
Yes and Yes.
Do you still give free glory hole blow jobs during your coffee breaks?
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baesparza
Tender vittles  Posts: 27 Registered: 8/5/2006 Offline
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8/6/2006 at 06:11 |
Yes, when the coffee doesn't do it or the UPS guy is cute. Usually when I'm bored. This week twice in the shower and twice at work.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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8/6/2006 at 08:26 |
sunny77: yeah ive fucked at werk before. what's it to ya?
Well, I'm never eating at Burger King again... |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1871 Registered: 4/22/2004 Online
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8/6/2006 at 11:49 |
I do not have a monkey to spank; maybe I should borrow one.
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baesparza
Tender vittles Posts: 27 Registered: 8/5/2006 Offline
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8/10/2006 at 01:48 |
*sigh* Perhaps, you could shock the monkey.
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spod
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 58 Registered: 8/13/2006 Offline
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8/27/2006 at 11:09 |
Its not 'if' one spanks the monkey...its 'how fast' does one spank it
http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html |
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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8/27/2006 at 16:51 |
Dumbskull: I do not have a monkey to spank; maybe I should borrow one.
Hey, it could happen.
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 552 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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8/27/2006 at 21:19 |
People are idiots
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