oprstu
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 5/26/2006 Offline
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5/26/2006 at 22:27 |
watup fellas, a little frightened of your cynical ways. But i gotta introduce myself and atleast start. i've been watching linkswarm for a long time, it was only up until now that i decided to join, because i wanted to submit a link about: GOVERNMENT AND COMPUTER MANUFACTURERS CAUGHT INSTALLING HARD-WIRED KEYSTROKE LOGGERS INTO ALL NEW LAPTOP COMPUTERS. ( http://www.halturnershow.com/KeystrokeLoggersInAllNewComputers.html ) I wont say whether or its absolutely true, but definitely something to consider some time thinkings about. It might interest those who want to hear about these kinda things.
heres a little about myself...
A picture of me:

A big part of my life is my band.
A picture of my band. Robot Love at the Whiskey A Go Go.

For those musicians and tech geeks out there, heres a few pictures of our setup.


Our only well recorded and rehearsed song Acris-Bolis turn it UP. :
http://www.robotlovemusic.com/media/acris-bolis.mp3
Personally my favorites are street fighter II and Rumble, but their poorly recorded and un-rehearsed tracks. You can hear em at www.robotlovemusic.com We'll be recording our new legit stuff soon...
So thats my intro about myself. What about you?
Images resized for free!
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JohnLenin
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5/27/2006 at 00:47 |
keyboards, eh?
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
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5/27/2006 at 00:56 |
That silly hippee in the last shot oughtta learn how to use a belt.
And... The Hal Turner Show: News & Commentary For Straight, White People.
I detect a wee bit of skeered bias, and bigotry and nobody with green hair is Straight. And he didn't name the manufacturer, didn't name any traceable specifics [Meaning he could pull all those numbers and things out of his ass].
Good show. 1.5 golf claps.
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Dumbskull
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5/27/2006 at 01:05 |
I do not care about the green hair, I would not kick you out of the sheets for eating crackers.
Now you should be really scared!
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ghostrider
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5/27/2006 at 01:15 |
Hi 
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vasudeva
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5/27/2006 at 01:19 |
Most multimedia intro to date. Well done.
Your facial features suggest Asian extraction. Confirm/deny, citizen.
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azron123
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5/27/2006 at 01:31 |
Dumbskull: I do not care about the green hair, I would not kick you out of the sheets for eating crackers.
Now you should be really scared!
Would you throw his teeth out into the snow?
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LORDKAHUNA
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5/27/2006 at 02:52 |
at the Whiskey A Go Go.
Is this in Toronto dude?
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Senor_Smoke
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5/27/2006 at 03:01 |
azron123: Dumbskull: I do not care about the green hair, I would not kick you out of the sheets for eating crackers.
Now you should be really scared!
Would you throw his teeth out into the snow?
Be very,very scared.

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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1008 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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5/27/2006 at 03:38 |
LORDKAHUNA: at the Whiskey A Go Go.
Is this in Toronto dude?
I assume he means the one in LA.
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freakbass
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5/27/2006 at 03:59 |
what flavor of pills on your desk?
let me guess..
lives in L.A., plays at the whiskey, has green hair, likes bob moog
I guess VICODIN
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tantrum
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5/27/2006 at 04:38 |
Hello, nice to meet you. |
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dent
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5/27/2006 at 04:46 |
Damn emo spreading like a virus. Nice to meet you.
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JohnLenin
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5/27/2006 at 06:02 |
I'd guess it's some variant of prozac.
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oprstu
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 5/26/2006 Offline
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5/27/2006 at 06:23 |
Okay.
First to vasaduva. I am half-asian the other side of me is british, i used to live there, dont playa hate. I am a citizen.
vasaduva: Most multimedia intro to date. Well done.
Thanks! quite honored in fact.
Second! Just cause i have green hair doesnt mean i cant be straight I'm just weird damnit! Besides my shit is blue these days.
We did a show at the Whiskey in Los Angeles. I had no idea that they built a second one in Toronto.
Dumskull what about eating crackers?
Freakbass yea thats ginseng soda, followed by a nice pack of 5mg 3-hour time release amphetamine (adderal) for my auditory processing disorder. Yea thats right, i cant process what you say right cause i cant pay attention long enough to listen to what your saying muhaha!
Dent, I AM NOT EMO! I beatbox, could tie me in with the hiphop culture if you wana be a lamo and stereotype. If you look at the instruments we use, theres no guitars or any of that nonsense! Its all electronic, minus my beatboxing . check it out.
To everyone i'm glad to be finally chatting with all the swarmers. Especially vasaduva, lord kahuna, azron, dumskull (is there a "sir knumskull" around?) and ghostrider who i've seen many a times when looking at people's birthday pictures but never been able to talk to.
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ragoo
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5/27/2006 at 06:37 |
Welcome, friend.
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Crackalackin
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5/27/2006 at 06:50 |
oprstu:
Dumskull what about eating crackers?
Absolutely NO Crackers will be allowed. You can't eat them when you lack them.
By the way, that story in the link could use a bit more credibility. For example, bigger pictures, laptop make and model, disassembly video, and independent verification.
If the story is true, it could get ... interesting.
Also, welcome. Yours was one of the better introductions. Also, you come off as a good kid with no hangups, so I guess the reception will only be warm and positive.
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freakbass
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5/27/2006 at 06:51 |
Damn! I almost guessed Dexedrine which would have been a little closer... 
Welcome aboard!
And book a gig at the Viper Room, or The Gig, or even '14 below' in SM. Your mp3 didn't make my nipples hard, but you guys are definitely cooler than the Whiskey...
On 2006-05-27 at 01:57:39, freakbass praised Jejus
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shitbox
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5/27/2006 at 12:52 |
Hi Mr Blue/green emo fag cut. I dont care if you can beatbox, your hair is emoliscious.
Welcome.
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middle_age_man
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5/27/2006 at 17:16 |
Hi. Why are you scared?
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HOBO
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5/27/2006 at 17:52 |
oprstu: If you really really want to be our friend, you;ll get your band to play at the next BBP.
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wolfer
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5/27/2006 at 18:06 |
Do you do birthday parties?
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Uart
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5/27/2006 at 18:22 |
oprstu: Second! Just cause i have green hair doesnt mean i cant be straight I'm just weird damnit! Besides my shit is blue these days.
You are NOT WEIRD, YOU ARE PAINFULLY NORMAL! How does it feel emo-boy? Green hair, blue hair... its been done. Way to follow the crowd.. Insisting how weird and cool you are, I can tell you don't care what others think of you.
PS -- I'm offended that I didn't get a shoutout...
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
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5/27/2006 at 18:32 |
Yeah, green hair = a little bit of gay.
As for your "GOVERNMENT AND COMPUTER MANUFACTURERS CAUGHT INSTALLING HARD-WIRED KEYSTROKE LOGGERS INTO ALL NEW LAPTOP COMPUTERS" fascination, two things:
1) Circumventing the link selection process by running to the forums to post rejected links will get you cillfuk'd. By me. Personally.
2) The story is bullshit. Let it go. To wit: the logo on that letter is for a county sheriff's office, not the DHS. Also, that same letter with the same case #, etc, has been used as supporting "evidence" in at least one other bullshit conspiracy theory. This guy just shopped in new text.
Rock out with thine cock out, good Sir Emo.

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oprstu
Tender vittles  Posts: 8 Registered: 5/26/2006 Offline
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5/27/2006 at 20:50 |
woops. Clavis! i didnt mean to post a dropped link, it was under process when i posted here.
Uart dont be sad cuz i forgot to give you shoutout... Whos emo now!?
To Wolfer, we're party whores and we try to rock as many shows we can. Our live shows are much better than our recordings. So much so that many of my friends that hear us online first then live second express their surprise. If you or anyone else here lives in the LA area your all invited to come out to our shows. Just message me and I'll give you the info. Besides, you get to meet the cool "emo" me.
to hobo: whats bbp? is this some kinda cruel joke?
to middle aged man: I am scared by the cynicism in these forums!!! Like from shitbox!!!
freakbass: i'll work on the nipple hardening factor. Come see us live, maybe it'll change things...
Crackalackin: yea i think its not legit anymore, but it certainly got me interested at first. I mean considering the fact that we'd even take a moment to contemplate it as a possibility is a scary fact in itself. What is becoming the new socially acceptable definition of privacy these days? and Whos watching the watchers?
On 2006-05-27 at 15:54:12, oprstu praised Jejus
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jwalker
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5/27/2006 at 22:16 |
Looks like you're stuck with "emo".
Oh well - welcome to linkswarm :)

On 2006-05-27 at 17:17:30, jwalker praised Jejus
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LORDKAHUNA
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5/28/2006 at 21:42 |
jwalker: Looks like you're stuck with "emo".
*ahem*
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jwalker
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5/28/2006 at 22:53 |
LORDKAHUNA: jwalker: Looks like you're stuck with "emo".
*ahem*
MYSTIC RUNES
Eris will get you.
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Pchimp
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5/29/2006 at 01:03 |
You are NOT WEIRD, YOU ARE PAINFULLY NORMAL! How does it feel emo-boy? Green hair, blue hair... its been done. Way to follow the crowd.. Insisting how weird and cool you are, I can tell you don't care what others think of you.
True that. I'm amazed at how many middle-aged people comment favorably, out of the blue, to my sister about how beautiful her everchanging rainbow mane is. And in fucking Montana.
No, that colored hair thing is not going to cut it for "weird." I'll give you weird for either a) exploding genitals, voluntarily or not -- your choice; or b) public incest.
I guess I should welcome you. You're not forcibly distasteful yet.
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On 2006-05-28 at 22:11:45, Pchimp praised Jejus
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dent
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5/29/2006 at 03:07 |
If you send a pic of you hugging yourself with a green emo flop, you're asking for it.
P.S. I am the last person to stereotype. BTW, ask your black friends where they keep their work boots, kthnx.
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