straydog1980
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5/13/2006 at 12:19 |
I've just discovered that my brother and my best friend are throwing me a bachelor party. My fiance is more than willing to point me in the direction of the best strip clubs and bars in birmingham. She advised me to "go see some pussy before you get married".
so, having never done this sort of thing before, I figured I should get teh swarms advice. what should i do? motorboat stripper tits all night, or take lines of coke off strippers ass cracks (as suggested by my friend), or do something more tame like pool + beer = oblivion
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geazerpleazer
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5/13/2006 at 12:40 |
Isa trap holmes. srsly, your fiance might just be saying that you should go see some pussy while she really just wants to see how loyal and smart you are. No cameras or witnesses should be allowed if you still do it. And don't go to any place she recomends, thats common sence.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache   SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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5/13/2006 at 14:00 |
Submit yrself to the loving, familiar embrace of stds.
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Lefen
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5/13/2006 at 14:38 |
I did get a bit bored of Amsterdam boobies when we went for a stag do before Xmas, mostly because it was very expensive to drink in the company of strippers. But having said that, it was loads of fun, so I think you should go get a dance or two but only make it for one evening or something. |
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
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5/13/2006 at 15:36 |
Just tell her that you won't do it before the marriage, but maybe a little afterwards.
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Danny_Inferno
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5/13/2006 at 16:35 |
When she lets you check out strippers, i think it's called
'controlled freedom'.
Personally, i'd have trouble getting into it under those circumstances. But it'd be nice to have a private show, with card playing, drinking and stuff like that going on.
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Lownotes
They all float down here.  SSHOLEPosts: 186 Registered: 4/23/2005 Offline
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5/13/2006 at 18:25 |
No woman is cool with this, even if they think they are. It has to be as DL as possible or nothing at all because otherwise she will always assume there is more to the story and that you fucked someone.
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jwalker
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5/13/2006 at 20:36 |
wow, what a bunch of weiners. go to atlanta to the clairmont lounge - it is world famous and worth the trip.
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Wrecker
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5/14/2006 at 01:05 |
It's a trap, don't do it.
Get together with the guys, play cards and get shitfaced. Don't allow yourself to get into a situation that will be uncomfortable to try and weasle your way out of later.
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straydog1980
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5/14/2006 at 02:16 |
well, i think she's genuine. Honestly though, i'm not really that into titty clubs. I've just never seen the point in it. We will probably end up going to a club for like an hour, I'll get a lapdance, then we'll go shoot pool and drink beer like regular guys. It's not like I can get crazy wasted anyway. I'm getting married at 11 the next morning.
this is where I'm staying teh night of the wedding though.
http://www.rossbridgeresort.com/?cid=goo
both of our families are conservative christians so there will be no liquor at the reception, no dancing and all of that. We had to fight to even have our "first dance" as husband and wife. Fucking crazy. Because of that we are having a post reception reception at the resort for all the normal people. We'll drink at the hotel bar for a few hours then kick everyone out and fuck like maniacs for 12 hours or so (thanks to aderol, coke, x, or whatever fits the bill at the moment)
by the way, why is qwerty the only one that wanted an invitation 
fuckers 
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5/14/2006 at 02:47 |
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5/14/2006 at 02:51 |
Mofo:
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Beanie
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5/14/2006 at 04:14 |
Congrats on you upcoming marriage. 
Don't drive drunk.
Sounds like your fiance is a smart sister. If she's really smart, she'll keep you busy in the hay all day before you leave for the barndance later that night. You'll be too worn out to have interest in anyone else.
Have a great time, do what you want but remember you'll have to remember your bachelor party for the rest of your life. If you forget, there's always a buddy around to remind you of the details later.
Make sure you never piss off those bachelor party buddies after that night either. 
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Stump
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5/14/2006 at 05:18 |
She advised me to "go see some pussy before you get married, because you won't be seeing it after we get married."
Fix't
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 506 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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5/15/2006 at 04:57 |
You said something about cocaine.
I vote for that one.
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wolfer
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5/15/2006 at 06:08 |
Well when my best friend was getting married, he put it upon me to take him out and have a good time. I talked to the wife and said I have to do this...She understood....What she doesnt know is I walked up to the dance floor and for a dollar got a wiff of some sweaty pussy.......and then paid some hot petite blond to ride my best friend in his chair.....isnt married life great????
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straydog1980
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5/15/2006 at 11:40 |
i'm honestly not really into being with another chick, or even touching another chick which really kind of surprises me. I'm used to saying that I never look at other women or want to be with them to my girlfriends, but in this case it's actually true. I think I might actually feel guilty if I touched a stripper.
However, as stated above, sniffing lines of coke from their ass crack would certainly not count.
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freakmachine
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5/15/2006 at 14:06 |
Hire a brazilian whore to do a donkey show.
I'll take an invite, but the actual drive will prevent me from showing up, unless qwerty is willing to make the drive too. |
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straydog1980
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5/15/2006 at 19:19 |
all my buddies from texas are driving out here, you could hitch a ride with them if you wanted to be totally uncomfortable in close quarters with people you don't know for 15 hours.
sound like fun?
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