Gustaf
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 4/18/2006 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 01:04 |
Long time listener first time caller just phoning in to say hello and now for something completely different.
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!"
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, God's voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement   SSHOLEPosts: 1050 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 01:29 |
wow dude, you are the coolest guy ever. you're probably the lead of an awesome rock band,too, right? Thought so. I'd like to buy you a beer and shake your hands, which I assume are as rough as rocks from all the manly shit you do (crushing boulders etc). rock on dude.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 778 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 02:19 |
Gustaf don't pay no mind to that nigger there. He's our "Village Idiot". Welcome to the swarm. Now @ up bitch and get a behind the scenes look at the place.
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You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 03:00 |
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freakbass
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 03:23 |
hey, isn't that Sunny77?
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 897 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 09:44 |
freakbass: hey, isn't that Sunny77?
I don't think so, the chick in that photo isn't covered with herpes sores. |
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 756 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 11:15 |
Lefen: freakbass: hey, isn't that Sunny77?
I don't think so, the chick in that photo isn't covered with herpes sores.
I thought he meant Gustaf's photo.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 11:40 |
I thought the top one was BeachGoat.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 19:33 |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1122 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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4/18/2006 at 19:55 |
Gustaf: Long time listener first time caller just phoning in to say hello and now for something completely different.
Have a take and please please please.... don't suck
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Gustaf
Tender vittles Posts: 13 Registered: 4/18/2006 Offline
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4/19/2006 at 01:42 |
Thanks for the warm welcome.
guitarjon123 - I don't have a rock band however I do enjoy beer if you want to send me some. My address is 1953 Westside Hwy Kelso, WA 98626-1949
Acidburn - I gathered he was simple but I have found it best to humor people like that.
HOBO - I won't suck and I won't let sunny suck me either. I don't want sores on my internet cock |
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/19/2006 at 03:16 |
Gustaf: guitarjon123 - I don't have a rock band however I do enjoy beer if you want to send me some. My address is 1953 Westside Hwy Kelso, WA 98626-1949
So... who's address are you trying to get boxes of qwerty's australian poop sent to? |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1903 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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4/19/2006 at 03:35 |
I think I will send our new friend Gustaf some yellow snow from Maine.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 778 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/19/2006 at 03:38 |
Dumbskull: I think I will send our new friend Gustaf some yellow snow from Maine.
Shit DS. I'd say that it would resemble frozen butter more than yellow snow if it comes from your abandon shaft.
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement SSHOLEPosts: 1050 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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4/19/2006 at 05:14 |
Gustaf: Thanks for the warm welcome.
Acidburn - I gathered he was simple but I have found it best to humor people like that.
oh, it's ON
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Gustaf
Tender vittles Posts: 13 Registered: 4/18/2006 Offline
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4/19/2006 at 09:29 |
Dumbskull: I think I will send our new friend Gustaf some yellow snow from Maine.
Hmm that's sounds nice I have only ever seen white snow. Maybe it snows yellow where you live 'cause god doesn't like you.
guitarjon123: oh, it's ON
Yeash... wow is a mad emoticon all you can do? How about this for a mad emoticon
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 452 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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4/19/2006 at 11:57 |
The force is strong in this one.
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