vasudeva
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4/1/2006 at 23:49 |
GDR has the most-commented journal, with 995 comments.
Kahuna has the most comments on links he's submitted, with 5698 comments.
I'm second with 5584.
I've used some form of the word 'fuck' in the forums 629 times.
Second is dumbskull at 256 (fuk).
fl_projekt, AKA fishpuncher, has had the most links rejected, at 323.
Kahuna is second with 277.
Dumbskull is third with 269.
Qwerty is fourth with 263.
Sexninja is fifth with 191.
Cube has the most journal entries at 96. GDR is second at 82.
Suggest others, maggots.
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 749 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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4/1/2006 at 23:50 |
GDR has the most-commented journal, with 995 comments.
Kahuna has the most comments on links he's submitted, with 5698 comments.
I'm second with 5584.
I've used some form of the word 'fuck' in the forums 629 times.
Second is dumbskull at 256 (fuk).
fl_projekt, AKA fishpuncher, has had the most links rejected, at 323.
Kahuna is second with 277.
Dumbskull is third with 269.
Qwerty is fourth with 263.
Sexninja is fifth with 191.
Cube has the most journal entries at 96. GDR is second at 82.
Suggest others, maggots.
How about a QWERTY Suck-O-Meter?
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JohnLenin
Putting the semen in amusement  SSHOLEPosts: 1016 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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4/1/2006 at 23:57 |
best-wrost rejection rating?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 00:01 |
Qwerty's suck-o-meter is at 96%, for an average of 6.7 suckings a week.
You have rejected 290 links and have approved 199 (snarkypantz).
I have approved or rejected 19411 links. I've clicked 'Do it' almost 20,000 motherfucking times.
Wotak mentions himself by name the most in the forums, with 29 mentions.
Ghostrider has made the most sadfaces in the forums, with 47. This is per-post and doesn't count qwerty's habit of spamming his posts with 25 unsmileys.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 00:06 |
guitarjon123: best-wrost rejection rating?
Damnit, unanswerable without more scripting than I'm prepared to do. Also tough because someone who has submitted one link and gotten it rejected will have a 100% bitterness rating, and there are almost certainly spammy types who have submitted 15 links and had them all rejected, so even a floor of 10 or 15 won't produce anything sensible.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 00:29 |
How many links have I deleted?
Also, how many searches have been performed? Any outstanding per-person stats that don't have 'anonymous' attached to them?
On 2006-04-01 at 18:35:12, SexNinjaMcDeath enjoyed furrysex
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 908 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 00:34 |
Dude, I'm emo. 
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 00:53 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: How many links have I deleted?
Unanswerable. When a link gets deleted, it's gone 4 lyfe.
Also, how many searches have been performed? Any outstanding per-person stats that don't have 'anonymous' attached to them?
Roughly 50,000 searches. You're #1 non-anonymous searcher with 463 searches since 10/27/2005 (when I last cleared out the table). I'm #2 with 291. Droopy669 (whut) is #3 with 110 and Kahuna is #4 with 92.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1116 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 00:59 |
How many times have I whined in the shoutbox about being banned from #megarad?
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 01:07 |
Whats my ratio of shitty posts (not submissions) to ones that actually haven't involved me making a public apology for?

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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 01:11 |
HOBO: How many times have I whined in the shoutbox about being banned from #megarad?
You have 70 shouts in there since 09-06-2005, when I last cleared it. None of them, oddly, contain the words 'ban' 'megarad' or 'irc'.
13 of them reference qwerty.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 01:11 |
DonQuixote: Whats my ratio of shitty posts (not submissions) to ones that actually haven't involved me making a public apology for?
15:1
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 01:37 |
What month is the most/least common for people to level up?
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 01:39 |
Who has the most link comments? How many link comments are there?
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2421 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 02:54 |
cool
i made it as a statistic
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 03:13 |
middle_age_man: What month is the most/least common for people to level up?
Not unknowable, but my records on this are in email, which I am now too drunk to figure out how to do WTF with.
sexnina: Who has the most link comments? How many link comments are there?
vasudeva | 5178
BeachGoat | 4743
ghostrider | 4658
SexNinjaMcDeath | 3077
azron123 | 3000
Those next two fuckers are hard on my heels, though I've had since 2001 to make link comments and often do so for administrative purposes.
Also, Azron's dead.
Total link comments: 83170
Haha mysql and beer.
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 469 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 05:11 |
guitarjon123: best-wrost rejection rating?
i'm going to go ahead and nominate me for the best rating...
Total Links submitted: 215
Total Links rejected: 8
Rejection bitterness rating: 3.7209%
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 556 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 06:40 |
Mundhra's is actually better. You two do seem to dominate, however.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1620 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 14:28 |
hahaha, BOW
Total Links submitted: 331
Total Links rejected: 8
Rejection bitterness rating: 2.4169%

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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 15:31 |
I've used some form of the word 'fuck' in the forums 629 times.
Second is dumbskull at 256 (fuk).
Fuck yeah!
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 17:11 |
Number of times this avatar has been viewed?
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 908 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 18:33 |
fastlane: Number of times this avatar has been viewed?
x+1
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 19:11 |
Sorry g_d_r rong avatar.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 19:24 |
Unanswerable. When a link gets deleted, it's gone 4 lyfe.
crapzor. Can you find out how many link modifications I and others have done?
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 473 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 19:42 |
Most time spent on Linkswarm?
Most page refreshes? |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/2/2006 at 21:22 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: crapzor. Can you find out how many link modifications I and others have done?
Nop. You know I love it when you do, though.
tantrum: Most time spent on Linkswarm?
Most page refreshes?
I can pageloads but it'll take a while. I'll "get back to you".
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 515 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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4/3/2006 at 13:02 |
Total Links submitted: 198
Total Links rejected: 6
Rejection bitterness rating: 3.0303%
Not bad considering the number of people who claim to hate political links. And I know that at least a couple of those were duplicates.
Investigating this reveals that I have a balance of over 10k rads. Hmmm.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/3/2006 at 13:15 |
tantrum: Most page refreshes?
Most pageloads since 2005-12-12:
SexNinjaMcDeath | 24618 |
ghostrider | 20356 |
vasudeva | 17157 |
tantrum | 15604 |
wolfer | 13800 |
nocal | 13559 |
Ragoo | 12931 |
dreymers | 11882 |
Dumbskull | 11838 |
Pchimp | 10673 |
mundhra | 10220 |
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 588 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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4/3/2006 at 13:56 |
Who has the most temporary bans? (either altogether or broken down by irc, shoutbox, forums, entire site, etc)
Who has the most submissions with the letter "y" in the title? (you DID say random stats)
What is the most popular search string?
Who has the most search strings with sexual references?
How many times has Marf been married?
Who has the most page refreshes during working hours? (i suppose using 8-5, can you do this by time zones? otherwise it won't be accurate) |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4413 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/3/2006 at 14:19 |
freakmachine: Who has the most temporary bans? (either altogether or broken down by irc, shoutbox, forums, entire site, etc)
Qwerty has the most IRC bans by far, but since he likes to play whack-a-mole by using a different IP and coming right back in once we've banned his current IP, the data is all skewy. Meta has the most bans from a single IP, followed up close by guitar_jon, cube, bobo and then the LBP.
As for the site itself, a random handful of Forum spammers, Dumbskull once from the Forums for a week or so for leaping at the opportunity to derail threads, and Bobo once from the AQ for endeavoring on multiple occasions to use his Alpha powers to get broken links on the front page.
Who has the most submissions with the letter "y" in the title? (you DID say random stats)
I did.
643 | vasudeva
581 | fl_projekt
576 | SexNinjaMcDeath
550 | LORDKAHUNA
445 | Dumbskull
What is the most popular search string?
Sadly, the most searched term is 'Search'.
Second is 'porn'.
Third is 'Paris Hilton'.
Fourth is 'kims' whatever the shit that is.
Fifth is 'internet serving linkswarm' cause that one jackass.
How many times has Marf been married?
Once for every carpetbagger still living in America.
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