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Mofo

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12/4/2006 at 07:27

Whats up with http://www.joyfindley.com ?

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12/4/2006 at 12:28

I use it to bypass filters at work.

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12/4/2006 at 14:58

ditto

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shitbox

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12/8/2006 at 06:18

Mofo: Whats up with http://www.joyfindley.com ?

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_{On 2006-12-04 at 01:28:02, Mofo chose to holla @ p-nis}

_{On 2006-12-04 at 01:28:20, Mofo chose to holla @ p-nis}

Thats alot of cock hollerin' right thurr.

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Mofo

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12/8/2006 at 06:29

I kept trying to post the link, but every time I'd get an error, like the system didn't want me to expose it.

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1/13/2007 at 20:41

What are the top five ClipSwarmed links?

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vasudeva

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1/13/2007 at 21:39

Number of clipswarms: 2917

Number of distinct links clipswarmed: 1900

Top 10 clipswarmed links...

Paris Hilton Full Length Sex Video Free
The Complete Works Of H.P. Lovecraft
The Spirit Of Truth!
Every Calvin And Hobbes, EVAR!
What Is Up (Site For News Junkies)
The Definitive BIOS Optimization Guide
Zoom Quilt
Paris Hilton Sex Tape: We Have the Video
Web Developers Handbook
Totally Rad Filehosting Site

And the 79 swarmers that have clipswarmed at least one of the above, and the number of clipswarms each has...

35 acheron
1 Agragarius
2 aloneheart
2 andrew748
149 azron123
16 BigBadAl
3 bigdoug2005
1 Bunnypie
144 Clavis_Apocalypticae
45 coknurmowth
10 Crackalackin
2 curious
1 Danielson
1 dcsah
27 DonQuixote
73 Dumbskull
3 eduardo
1 efe
2 fanny_cofax
6 fastlane
1 fo0hzy
20 freakbass
117 freakmachine
1 fuzzyheadmassive
98 ghostrider
1 Gorn
11 government_death_robot
35 guitarjon123
1 hotmonica
1 jcj
93 jwalker
2 kasper30
2 katyggls
1 kdlooking
1 Kelvin
94 lefen
16 lilbabypissmouth
1 lilbeerhead
27 LOki
2 longernow
64 LORDKAHUNA
13 madturk
60 mcgarpat
10 mcgoatcheese
8 MEATWAGON
35 metatron
53 middle_age_man
2 mofo
1 moses
158 mundhra
1 nurgleming
99 pchimp
41 Qwerty
68 ragoo
1 rev
30 sahlgoode
1 Sammykins
2 Sean123456789
50 SexNinjaMcDeath
54 shitbox
19 SlitStorm
27 Steel
3 sugarslim
32 tantrum
2 tgome_12
1 tj
1 Torque
3 tosc
1 trevlain
16 truenative
1 Uglyfuck
66 vasudeva
1 wheelieking
15 wolfer
23 wrecker
15 xpictoc
10 yazirian
1 zapple
2 zippy

Totalling 2039 clipswarms, meaning the above 79 nigs have 2/3 of the existing clipswarms.

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JohnLenin

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1/13/2007 at 22:40

is there a way to tell who has clipswarm'd the most amount of their own links, i.e. create a swarmer ego ratio of sorts?

also this:

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vasudeva

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1/14/2007 at 00:27

guitarjon123: is there a way to tell who has clipswarm'd the most amount of their own links, i.e. create a swarmer ego ratio of sorts?

also this:

Fuxing lol idea.

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HOBO

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1/14/2007 at 02:50

um, nevermind.

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Jawlessjoe

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1/14/2007 at 03:48

How many Alpha's are there. And are there any betas?

And what is this red, splotchy thing all over my genitals?

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vasudeva

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3/24/2007 at 13:11

Jawlessjoe: How many Alpha's are there. And are there any betas?

61. There are no betas to speak of.

And what is this red, splotchy thing all over my genitals?

That's fartpudding.

Most commented links...

162 Democrats Win Congress
154 Sherry's Site
111 PBS May Be Forced To Toe A More Conservative Line
105 High-res Picture Of Tsunami Carnage (Awesome)
104 Chicano Forums
88 A boatload of Hot Girly Pictures [nsfw]
88 New MegaRad Article By LOki: You Might As Well Vote For Someone
85 Linkswarm T-Shirt Design Contest: Final Results
78 State Of The Union Counterpoints
77 ProLife: I Am In No Way Trying To Offend Or Disrespect Anyone.
75 Illegal Mexicanos Soon To Be Citizens
73 It's Vasudeva's B-Day! Photoshop Him Nasty!
72 IT IS THE 32nd YEAR OF OUR GREAT AND POWERFUL VASUDEVA! PRAISE HIS NAME!
71 'Fahrenheit 9/11' Could Light Fire Under Bush
70 Resume fraud gets slicker and easier
69 VASUDEVA IS OLD TODAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGGOT
67 Ghostrider's Birthday Photoshop
67 Photoshop Dumbskull -- It's Her Goddamn Birthday
65 Shweetbox Birthday Photoshop Lunchbox
65 Child World Top Sites
63 Ragoo Turned 37 Yesterday. Time To Niger With Photoshop!
63 All About NSA's And AT&T's Big Brother Machine, The Narus 6400
62 Wotak Has Sand In His Vagina!
62 Steel And Kahuna Mess With People At A Comic/SciFi Convention
60 Photoshop Gothmog's Big Birthday Head
59 Black Holocaust
59 I <3 My Baby
57 Fluctu8, An Online Audio Aggregator
55 Cover Story: Daemian's Secret Past Confirmed
54 Photoshop My Birthday Face In
54 David Cross On Larry The Cable Guy
53 Why Must I Cry
52 Chicago Bans Public Smoking
52 Cindy Sheehan Arrested Before Bush's SOTU Speech For Her T-Shirt
51 Zoom Quilt
50 Photochop LordKahuna/Elvis On His Day Of Birth
50 Paul Delay = Ded
49 Fastlane's Birthday Demands Photoshop Torture
48 Tons And Tons Of Good Free Porn. No Popups. No Spam. No Garbage.
47 Paris Hilton Sex Tape: We Have the Video
47 Photoshop Dumbskull Cause She's Closer To Dead
47 White Teacher Tells Black Student: Sit Down, Nigga And It's The Biggest Story In Jefferson County
47 YouTube Made Me Cry...
46 Vampyres Online
46 American Beheaded In Response To Iraqi Abuse
46 SexNinja's Birthday: Bend Him Over Your Knee
45 Chris Penn = Ded
45 Steve Irwin Killed By Stingray
45 Photoshop Lefen's Birthday Face
44 Cheney Hunts The Most Dangerous Prey Of All, Man
44 Photoshop: Army in the Desert
44 Its your usual thing with naked girls eating each others shit
44 Photoshop Heather For Her Dumb Birthday!
43 Pacifism and Personal Responsibility:
43 Federal Ban On Assault Weapons Expiring
43 Bush Blocks Release Of More Abu Ghraib Photos & Videos
43 Politician Keeps Campaign Promise
43 Oh Crap I Totally Forgot LORDKAHUNA's Birthday Photoshop
43 Download This Movie: Official LinkSwarm Torrent For You
43 BeachGoat's Birthday Is A Time For Photoshop Abuse
42 Youcanbeacop.com
42 Who Was The Bloodiest Tyrant Of The 20th Century?
42 U.S. Teens Reject Key Civil Liberties In Poll
42 Disturbing Japanese Goth Metal Video
42 Cosmo Kramer Nigger Hater? (Video)
41 Photoshop LilBabyPissmouth: It's Her 30th Birthday!
41 Terry Schiavo Finally Fuking Dead
41 Smelly Arabs Say Rumsfeld Stinks
41 CBS Apologizes for Janet Jackson's Exposure (big ole titty hangin out)
41 Nocal's Birthday Photoshop: 100% Hetero Only
41 New WTC to be called Freedom Tower? sounds mighty gay to me
40 Marf's Old. Git Er.
40 Dedroidification - Mind Expanding Mission
40 Cosplay Cutie
40 Dragonstaff's Birthday Photoshop Now W/ Extra Head
40 Despite All Predictions, Loki Turns 42. Photoshop Him Right In The Dick.
40 Former NFL Linebacker Killed In Afghanistan
39 It's Meta's Birthday Today. Photoshop His Ass.
39 Braindent.com: Interview with Vasudeva of Linkswarm.com
39 The Ancient Fig
39 Da Russki Oils
39 Bush Allows UAE Takeover Of Shipping Operations At 6 US Ports, Ignores Bipartisan Objections
39 George W. Bush DID NOT CURE CANCER!
39 Do You Know What Kind Of Weapons Cause This?
39 Speaker Helps Deaf To 'Feel' Music
39 Bill Introduced To Impeach Bush
38 The Fear That Kills: Soldier Rape
38 Clinton Takes On Fox News
38 Happy Birthday Dent... You Faggot
38 Photoshop Shitbox, Who Is 26 And A Fagabeefe
37 Asshat Opinion: Banning Cross From LA County Seal Makes ACLU A Bunch of 'Nazis'
37 Who ya gonna vote for? We already know!
37 Birfday Of Government Death Robot!
37 Photoshop LinkSwarm's Very Own B0BO
37 Photoshop RoozleRose For Great Justice
36 Caption LinkSwarmer Gothmog 'I am an open sore' Picture!
36 More Reasons To Think Wal-Mart Is Evil
36 Caption this picture
36 Presto! Downing Street Mess Gets Messier
36 Britney Showing Her Pussy

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SexNinja

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3/24/2007 at 13:36

61. There are no betas.

Check comments on your sixth link down ^_^

edit: gettin' hot in here^

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nurgleming

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3/25/2007 at 09:18

most viewed forum thread? guessing fav gif at 41,000+ times.

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middle_age_man

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4/13/2007 at 19:05

What�s the busiest and slowest day of the year for link submissions?

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vasudeva

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4/13/2007 at 19:28

nurgleming: most viewed forum thread? guessing fav gif at 41,000+ times.

Hit the 'stats' link up top.

middle_age_man: What�s the busiest and slowest day of the year for link submissions?

The closest I can get to this is to answer the question "what days in 2007 saw most and least link approvals", to which I will add "not counting rejections" because who cares about that part, right?

Busiest was March 21 with 28 links approved.
Slowest was March 11 with 1 link approved. I can tell you without looking it was a Sunday. Ain't shit happening Sunday usually so I don't sweat it.

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vasudeva

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6/26/2007 at 17:15

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7/14/2007 at 01:43

Highest use of the 'delete' option since reasons came back? ( ie who is the grumpiest alpha? )

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vasudeva

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7/14/2007 at 19:27

Overall vote average of the entire Alpha queue is .9204, meaning there are slightly more rejects and deletes than approves.

Overall average vote of each voter. Expressed as ratio of approves to reject/deletes. That is, if you voted to approve 2 links and voted to reject 1, you'd show up here as a 2.0.

6.0000: freakmachine
6.0000: dumbskull
2.1250: LORDKAHUNA
2.0952: steel
2.0000: daisyraven
1.5000: uart
1.5000: jwalker
1.3617: mcgarpat
1.2909: dragonstaff
1.2500: fastlane
1.1500: ragoo
1.1404: middle_age_man
1.0000: mofo
0.9091: SexNinjaMcDeath
0.8444: LOki
0.8421: ghostrider
0.8387: tantrum
0.7750: nocal
0.5349: guitarjon123
0.5333: coknurmowth
0.5000: hobo
0.4706: fl_projekt
0.4565: shitbox
0.3500: vasudeva
0.3333: drcube
0.2439: wrecker
0.2000: Acheron

Notice how the goofy happy types tend to cluster up near the top, indicating they like to share the rainbow glitter through link deliberation. Dumbskull has literally never voted to reject anything and has three delete votes diluting what would otherwise be an astounding 18.0 vote history ratio. Mofo is middle of the fuking road fo realz.

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LORDKAHUNA

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7/14/2007 at 20:19

vasudeva: goofy happy

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vasudeva

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7/14/2007 at 23:52

LORDKAHUNA:

vasudeva: goofy happy

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7/15/2007 at 02:29

vasudeva: Grumpiest alpha is... you, as it turns out.

A title I shall carry with pride.

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Mofo

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7/15/2007 at 04:55

Mofo is middle of the fuking road fo realz.

I think I've voted twice.

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7/15/2007 at 05:06

What about how many times DS has been homeless?

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7/15/2007 at 17:21

who votes against the grain the most? ... which voters are most often in the minority?

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7/15/2007 at 19:12

Another good one. I'd call this one "alpha ability to predict which way the Alpha Queue will leap". (Acheron might call it "the extravagant dumbness of crowds", and I'd buy him a soda for it.)

6.0000: daisyraven
3.6667: steel
3.1000: jwalker
3.0556: dragonstaff
3.0000: ragoo
2.8333: middle_age_man
2.6000: LORDKAHUNA
2.5000: mcgarpat
2.0000: uart
2.0000: nocal
1.8462: SexNinjaMcDeath
1.7143: fastlane
1.5789: LOki
1.5000: mofo
1.5000: guitarjon123
1.4444: ghostrider
1.4000: tantrum
1.3333: vasudeva
1.1818: coknurmowth
1.0625: shitbox
0.7143: wrecker
0.6667: fl_projekt
0.5000: hobo
0.5000: drcube
0.5000: Acheron

Expressed as a ratio of "rights" to "wrongs" -- that is, if your vote ended up being part of the majority, that's a "right". The opposite is a "wrong". If you got 6 rights and 3 wrongs, you'd show up as a 2.000.

I find caveats necessary. First, I'm mildly impressed I managed to figure this one out at all, given how hungover I am today. (I had most of the shit written yesterday thanks to dstaff's submission or else we probably wouldn't be here now.) I have basically no way of double-checking those numbers, either.

Also, I hesitate to apply a lot of meaning to the numbers. People who vote early and often will more accurate numbers. Also, the final consensus is often less meaningful than I'd like, which is a gap that I can hope will be corrected by the meta-moderation of votepower when I get around to building the admin interface necessary.

It might be interesting to look at these numbers vis-a-vis the leaderboard bits I posted yesterday, and also to point out that I've just gotten to use the phrase 'vis-a-vis' for the first real time ever, and I'm already so over it.

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Senor_Smoke

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9/13/2007 at 13:38

Who visits LS the most? (individual swarmers)

Also,how do you go about counting your unique visitors?Does it not count if someone visited 3 times 3 minutes etc...

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fl_projekt

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9/13/2007 at 15:05

Maybe another way to go about that first question is to find out who is sitting there being the biggest refresh whore if thats possible. I think most alphas are going to hit the site everyday either way

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9/20/2007 at 01:08

People who vote early and often will more accurate numbers. Also, the final consensus is often less meaningful than I'd like, which is a gap that I can hope will be corrected by the meta-moderation of votepower when I get around to building the admin interface necessary.

Well, I think thats just the fucking extravagant dumbness of crowds. And I also find it funny which side of the stats I tend to show up on.

Alpha submitting the least popular links?

(buy me a soda)

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