nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint   SSHOLE |
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3/28/2006 at 07:00 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... You guys remember that weirdo who injected his weiner with silicone? And it was enormous and disgusting and he had gone to the hospital, but maintained that it had nothing to do with the fact that he had to have had silicone poisoning? The link to his post in like the "X-TREEM COCK FORUM" came through like maybe three weeks ago, I guess.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 933 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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3/28/2006 at 07:20 |
oh jesus god, i am so sorry i clicked on that link!!!
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 892 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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wolfer
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3/28/2006 at 07:40 |
FFS dude, I cant wait to hear about that thing just snapping and how far it bounced off the bath tub floor.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1858 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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3/28/2006 at 13:04 |
Looks like he injected some leftovers into those fine cock sucking lips.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 802 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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3/28/2006 at 14:16 |
Looks like he injected some leftovers into those fine cock sucking lips.
If I remember correctly, he did. He also injects it into his ass so that his waist to hip ratio is higher. He has like pounds of silicone inside him, which is why it was hi-larious that he kept denying that he could have had silicone poisoning. |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 879 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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3/28/2006 at 22:50 |
I will click this when nobody is home. 
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 462 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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3/28/2006 at 23:55 |
HOLY FUCK!!!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY! WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK! WHY DID I EAGERLY SHOW IT TO MY GIRLFRIEND!
WHY?!
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sunny77
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3/29/2006 at 17:21 |
goatse's lover? how could anyone expect to have sex of any kind with an atrocity like that? unless of course, he's into, ya know...horse secks
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Wrecker
Misanthrope  SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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3/29/2006 at 17:55 |
When the alien overlords arrive, this guy will one of the first to go.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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3/29/2006 at 20:44 |
I can't hear the audio What sort of bullshit is he peddling? |
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 383 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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3/30/2006 at 10:18 |
sunny77: goatse's lover? how could anyone expect to have sex of any kind with an atrocity like that? unless of course, he's into, ya know...horse secks
Are you fucking retarded? Did you pay attention or just fucking stick crayons in your nose while watching?
He specifically says he doesn't want to have sex and discusses why.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1595 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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3/30/2006 at 12:12 |
gross
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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3/30/2006 at 13:35 |
They would travel to a nearby fashion mall, where Jackson would proceed to vomit all over the window of a Victoria's Secret.
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qbert2422
Tender vittles  Posts: 6 Registered: 3/30/2006 Offline
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3/30/2006 at 18:10 |
eggburger made my dick fall off into my own mouth
On 2007-09-08 at 07:30:02, SexNinjaMcDeath craps monkey baby
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985. SSHOLEPosts: 383 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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3/30/2006 at 18:34 |
get the fuck off my avatar you cockhugger
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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3/30/2006 at 19:12 |
I just figured out WTF BeachGoat was talking about.
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JohnLenin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 970 Registered: 7/8/2005 Offline
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3/30/2006 at 21:12 |
Wrecker: I just figured out WTF BeachGoat was talking about.
I knew what it was as I was reading it. I just don't see the connection.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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3/31/2006 at 02:49 |
Me neither, but I hadn't read the latest Zug until after I read his post so I was all "WTF Mate?"
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 224 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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3/31/2006 at 16:16 |
sunny77: goatse's lover? how could anyone expect to have sex of any kind with an atrocity like that? unless of course, he's into, ya know...horse secks
Are you fucking retarded? Did you pay attention or just fucking stick crayons in your nose while watching?
He specifically says he doesn't want to have sex and discusses why
I watched it with no sound. sorry for my fucking retardedness.
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 552 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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4/1/2006 at 00:17 |
-4 apology
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 724 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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4/1/2006 at 02:53 |
sunny77: sunny77: goatse's lover? how could anyone expect to have sex of any kind with an atrocity like that? unless of course, he's into, ya know...horse secks
Are you fucking retarded? Did you pay attention or just fucking stick crayons in your nose while watching?
He specifically says he doesn't want to have sex and discusses why
I watched it with no sound. sorry for my fucking retardedness.
Weak minded winch. Stand the fuck up for yo self!
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 224 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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4/3/2006 at 18:12 |
ok here goes...
Tragiksex is a bigfoots aphrodegiac. A pain in the rectum of humanity. Trick ass shitcock. ]
yeah, or something...
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985. SSHOLEPosts: 383 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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4/5/2006 at 12:34 |
What in the fuck is your problem?
I was done speaking to you. You have nothing useful to offer me except for a fucking aneurysm.
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Wrecker
Misanthrope SSHOLEPosts: 422 Registered: 1/25/2006 Offline
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4/5/2006 at 12:45 |
^^^ Motion seconded.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/5/2006 at 14:30 |
But seriously. How about a transcript? I can't get sound on this puppy at all, and its real hard to read lips when some dude is waving his fuckin' pumpkin-sized cock&balls at you. |
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 802 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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4/5/2006 at 15:52 |
Got a name for it?
No...would you like to name it though?...let me stand up...I sometimes refer to it as the blob...oh look at that, that's from the underwear I'm wearing, it's got a little indention...would you like to hold it? I'll let it go so you can see it in it's full glory...
6 years of injecting silicone have left Mark unable to have penetrative or oral sex, but he has no regrets.
Sometimes I see a really young guy and I think, "I'd like to fuck his ass," or what have you, but that's not going to happen. But the pleasure and the adventure and the experience I've gotten from this is way way way better than the, whatever, 15 minutes or whatever I would get from being able to penetrate once in a while.
There was a point that I reached where I could no longer stand up to pee, because it would just kinda go everywhere, you know, it was difficult to control and so I started to learn, OK I'll have to sit down -- I'll tell you about some other adjustments in a second -- all of these adjustments though, they just add to the excitement for me because it's just another reminder and it's part of the oddyssey of all of this.
So I was sitting down to pee for a long time, well...then the size got to be where I would sit down, and I would get wet, it would get dunked into the water in a lot of toilets, including my own here. So I would just sorta squat over the bowl.
I think that just the fact that people look at me and either wonder, What's going on, What is that, Why did you do that...you know, the basic questions that people ask, "Can you still have an orgasm?" I'm getting people to think, I'm challenging people's ideas of what a penis should look like, how a penis should function, and so yeah...In those respects I think that I am challenging what people think about a penis should be.
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suncrafter
Tender vittles  Posts: 9 Registered: 2/5/2006 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 04:49 |
Why did I click on that?!? OMFG!
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acheron
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4/27/2006 at 05:12 |
why did you have to unbury this shit? Relegate into the vaults fortwith.
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bitdubious
Tender vittles  Posts: 1 Registered: 9/8/2007 Offline
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9/8/2007 at 00:44 |
Makes me wanna play soccer.
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