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8/30/2002 at 02:25
With the latest poll, it has givin me ideas to make jewlery such as AMD XP earings or like RAM chips as a bracelet. Anyone wanna place some orders or ideas?
 
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8/30/2002 at 12:27

With the latest poll, it has givin me ideas to make jewlery such as AMD XP earings or like RAM chips as a bracelet. Anyone wanna place some orders or ideas?
You hook a CPU to your ear for decorative purposes and you'll become the highest-class gay on your street overnight. If you do it, though, please take pictures and post them here.






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9/2/2002 at 04:34

I have a couple friends that use old ram as keychains. I mean old ram too, straight outta 386's. They're perfect, they already have a small hole in the corner of them, and they are small.... I would get me one, but 386's don't come across my doorstep as often as they used to.

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9/2/2002 at 17:24

Esc key nipple covers.
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9/3/2002 at 15:15

I can just imagine momad, sittin at home, popping the esc key off a couple of old keyboards, and securing them to her bosom with some elmers glue. Then going on MR and posting that comment.






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9/3/2002 at 15:56

Momad is awesome.






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8/20/2003 at 15:45

I would love to actually see someone rig up an ESC key, bra...I'll buy it from you when your done...but you have to model it for me...
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8/20/2003 at 15:52

ESC key tampon applicators.






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8/20/2003 at 17:07

No, I still like the ESC key bra...
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8/20/2003 at 19:05

For tampon applicators you gotta use yhe "insert " key.
It's a law I think.






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8/20/2003 at 19:19

Not pause/break?






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8/20/2003 at 19:24

I got a matching set now...

ESC key for a bra, and the space bar for the front of the underwear, and the enter key for the back of the underwear...

I'll make 'em if someone agrees to model them, (except hobo, or prety much any male for that).
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8/20/2003 at 21:23

You use "Insert" to get the tampon in and then cap the whole mess off with "Pause/Break".






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8/21/2003 at 12:10

Holy fuck man...we're really onto something here...I betcha ther'es a market for this shit...Will anyone model this, if I make a set???
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