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vasudeva
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8/28/2002 at 13:25  |
So here's me grepping my IrcLog for all instances of anyone saying 'baby.' The truly startling thing is that it's not 50% kHz talking about dead babies.
for instance -- "where do babies come from?"
the baby grows over the course of 9 months and it shot out the crotch hole
Topic ( #megarad): changed by vasudeva : hey baby kill yourself it's shagadelic
so he knows where babies come from?
clubbing baby seals .. not just for fun anymore
azazel == starpower, baby!
shoot to kill, baby
they kill baby seals just for the fun of it
"i like it when you cry, baby"
i did it all for the sex, baby
Your tears make me hot baby.. *punch*
how the hell do you approach that subject? "Hey baby ... I want you to piss all over my face .. I think it's time."
gethoht, it's ALL FOR YOU, baby
like baby poop
photoshop baby
condoms and beer baby, condoms and beer
italian ice ice baby
meef: fire it up, baby
I'm Shadrack O'BabyBack
dont baby me you cocksucker
she is going to eat the BABY as a snakc!
you sure are, baby
MOTLEY CRUE baby
LOOK OUT BABY, HE'S GOT THE TOOLS
you baby-raping crap-camper
hmmm... she is going to eat the BABY as a snakc!
i want to beat a baby seal.
<-- and counting, baby
are those baby turtles?
no she's listening to something like "ooh baby gonna be tonight, it's gonna be alright" etc
in the night baby move i wanna /kick you
his eyes bug out (hence the calf-eye moniker) and he walks around like his startlingly large beer gut is some sort of precious cargo that he has to cart around like a large newborn baby
http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/beforeaftergallery2.html
Retouching dead baby pictures is a valuable service.
little will they know there will be piece of baby Troy in there
no, little baby lions eating and then vultures picking the ribs clean like some food dispensing bike rack
a niblet plucked from your baby ruth of spite?
i want to start snorting ground-up skin of malaysian babies
why oh why does it smell like baby diarrheas in here?
baby squirts!
"baby-kids, i would love to be gentle with you even now, but the rock of AC/DC is commanding me to really show you whatfor and also"
wait a minute...how about "Mangled Baby Ducks"?
shut up, baby fishmouth
what you need is a dose of seanbaby
http://www.seanbaby.com/stupid/original.htm
MOMAD: "it's so tough, to be a baby"?
"Eff as in FUCK baby"
rice rice baby
we put the GRRR in Swinger baby!
not my problem, baby
onby:Use some dead baby joke as your signature.
you know I was the one who started the dead baby joke thing, it got me banned from slashdot real fast
whats the difference between a peach and a dead baby? I don't jizz all over the peach when I take a bite out of it
i'll never replace my george bush quote, but maybe i can use a dead baby sig on another account
why don't you go sell some babies to buy your pot
ready to kill babies now
now Vlad will kill babies and do coke.
i want to sell puppies to babies to buy crack
<_TweeK_> YO YO YO! We just wanted to say that we RULEZ! Yeah, BABY!!!! We can't WAIT to spread our silky hairs over every square inch of the new house! It will be OURS! NO MERCY!!!!! We will OWNZ it!
there sure are, baby shits. there sure are...
i only call you baby shits because you do stink the same way a baby shits do
why do people always say "let's make some babies" when no one actually wants a baby?
blad, i just got this baby pic thing your wief sent. it's gross, like some kinda tadpole. What the fuck did you do to her?
because it's hair metal time, baby, only no makeup and less hairspray
cradle it like your baby
baby with a side of shit cream?
Topic (#megarad): changed by vasudeva: COME ON BABY EAT THE SECRET
like butcher a baby?
that bitch just shakes her sac and keeps tossing baby headcrabs at me
he was in Adventures in Babysitting
ok..... imagine being at work and the person next to you is listening to "Cause tonight baby... i wanna get FREAKY with youuu
he's a beat turk, baby
a bloody storm of mom-versus-baby in a fight of teeth!
dear baby jesus
when you were babies, Vlad cried a lot and khz pooped a lot
take khz. he looks pretty in baby blue
sometimes I think about a time when all I can see is darkness. There is a smell of bile funk that drifts all over my face slowly my face peels revealing my rotten blood core. The babies cry in the background as I grip onto a shovel in which I continually beat myself with to counter eliminate the pain. The pain of life is what i call hell.
respect like when a baby sucks on it's mothers nips in order to get milk... the milk of life. ?
whay about if you put a monkey in a cage with a baby.. and then the monkey rapekills the baby... the zoo keepers have to respect the monkey cause they knew the monkey wanted some sex.. its not the monkeys fault, but really man's fault.. the baby was simply a victim
yeah B.G means baby gangsta
i just went to taco bell... mexican pizza baby
momad.. get the light blue baby doll shirt.. model it.. and take a photo.. (for the kids and seth)
kill the baby that YOU make
you would make baby jesus squeal with your evil
think about baby jesus you selfish bastard
DONT RAPE THE BABY!!!!
the dead baby that you pull over your face when you are being burned in a pit during the holocaust
that dead baby is a tiny hero, for providing sustenance and joy even in its death phase
that dead baby is OUR LOVE... MOMAD!
DONT RAPE THE BABY!!!
i say, strongbad email all the way, baby of my shit
ok, that signature looks close enough, im running with this baby
smoke and mirrors, baby
* Flanders/#Megarad praises little baby Jesus
you are some kinda crazy mystery asshole today, lord of baby shits
mundhra i was just guessing, but i bet he actually does make baby jesus cry
vasudeva The truth is, I'm obsessive with a certain Miss Spears. But... for me... masturbation wasn't enough. Then the idea come to me to make things more life like... I have started to hire 'ladies of the night' off the streets, and get them to wear a Britney mask, avec lepord skin thongs. As a grand finarle I get them to sing Hit Me Baby, and then urinate over my bed. I often spend over ú500 a week on this hobby - almost all my income :-S.
kHz--- no here is special.. we are all baby flesh waste
kHz--- actually.. baby flesh waste is kinda special
MoSnax burn baby burn! and your mom too!
MoSnax BURN BABY BURN WITH YOURSMOKE
MOMAD its bad enough he had a baby human and named it Jagger
vladtweano julie andrews is a man, baby
Hobo Don't be messing with the little baby Jesus
vladtweano ricers make baby jesus cry!
kHz-- hey.. can you grip everything i say in IRC. with the word "baby" in it?
kHz-- or "babies"
MOMAD DONT RAPE THE BABY would come up alot
MOMAD and all sorts of stuff about dead babies
vasudeva khz+baby.irclog == nothin but dead babies
khz_ DONT RAPE THE BABY!
kHz-- JESUS!!! HE HAS CRIED.... I HAVE SINNED... A DEAD BABY IN MY CROTCH.. I HAVE PINNED!!!! HE WAS BREATHING I SWEAR!!! UNTIL I HEARD IT TEAR... MY MOM WAS WITH ME AND BOY DID SHE STARE...
kHz-- DONT RAPE THE BABY
MOMAD THE BABY IS GAY
MOMAD when i stick my fork in my dinner, i want to hear it moo. Bloody and raw, baby. Ohhhh yeahhhh.....
vasudeva "you are the planet in my days that totally radicalize me, oh baby"
VladTweano if the whiny fuk skywalkers are the paragon of whiteness, then serve me up some dark side baby
shenanigans http://modernhumorist.com/mh/0007/baby/list.cfm
kHz i would have your babies
vladtweano QUICKLY NOW! NAME THE BLAD BABY!
hobo When is the Blad baby Due?
MOMAD wait a second - didnt someone a few weeks back write something in the forum titled "We had our baby!"
MOMAD and he talked about his new baby's awesomeness...
MOMAD and the baby's name was Alex
hobo azazel had a baby in June named Alex Joseph
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1662 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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8/29/2002 at 00:16 |
what context was this in?
[mundhra] no, little baby lions eating and then vultures picking the ribs clean like some food dispensing bike rack
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4524 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2002 at 01:41 |
what context was this in?
[mundhra] no, little baby lions eating and then vultures picking the ribs clean like some food dispensing bike rack
Wish I knew, dude.
Actually, I can know. But be prepared, before I go find out: these bits are often funnier floating in contextual space. Then again, they're often funnier in context.
Let's see...
$grep -C15 mundhra IrcLog | grep -C15 vulture
(11:25m) africa's bad ass
(11:25pm) a is, like, a lolly
(11:25pm) you know those big movie screens, the imax screens?
(11:25pm) like twice the normal size and wraparound
(11:26pm) they show crazy nature educational films on them
(11:27pm) wildebeasts are superbly endowed for a life of endless migration in search of grass and water
(11:28pm) oh
(11:28pm) i know what you mean
(11:28pm) they have those at the boston museum of science
(11:29pm) yeah, i guess they release dvds and stuff
(11:29pm) i downloaded the africa one
(11:29pm) i love watching carnivores on the hunt
(11:30pm) they have a screen at the baltimore harbor; i saw one on movie sfx... it was crazy, they did this thing like you were falling off a building. intense.
(11:31pm) really?
(11:31pm) did it end with a splat?
(11:33pm) no, little baby lions eating and then vultures picking the ribs clean like some food dispensing bike rack
(11:38pm) wow
(11:38pm) nice
"superbly endowed for a life of endless migration." Hahaha. You craxy fuk.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1662 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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8/29/2002 at 02:37 |
hahaha; thank you.
i am insane.
i liked the imagery of an animal's ribs ending up like a food dispensing bike rack. i just couldn't remember why the hell i said it.
i also answered the question as if it was pertaining to the african safari imax film when cube was clearly referring to the sfx film.
me + (crack + crackpipe + combustion) = mundhra moments = not necessarily the best idea
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4524 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/29/2002 at 02:57 |
i liked the imagery of an animal's ribs ending up like a food dispensing bike rack. i just couldn't remember why the hell i said it. Me too, and me neither. It's the best imagery to come out of my IrcLog in quite a while; worthy of fifteen seconds in a post-modern film-school Dali-rape.
In fact, I think even divorced from the imagery, "food dispensing bike rack" is so good a phrase it deserves to be a master mistranslation of something Scandinavian and creepy. Well done. Why the fuk don't you write for us, again?
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Gethoht
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 51 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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9/2/2002 at 21:00 |
mmmm
Ribs
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