DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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2/5/2006 at 03:26  |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... All,
I just noticed how hard it is to get out of the "business email/writting" mode. Anyways,
I was wondering whats everyones favorite porn MOVIE. I mean an actual DVD or VHS that you have purchased. Not DL's off of BT! To date my favorite is "Sex Warior Pudding".
That's the cover. I got it at "The Pleasure Chest" here in LA, which is a nice place to go for toys an DVD's and it even has a little head shop for those of you who like the fat Cheeba.
Its actually like a half hour series, but I only bought one so far. I like it because its
A. Anime (takes me to a place that real life doesn't offer)
B. Its like a mix of Pokemon and an exrated "Three's Company"
C. It isn't all plant rape and weird shit which alot of anime or Hentai porn flicks can be like.
I do not like Anime Porn like this HENTAI GORE
Example
Shit like that really freaks me out. That could easily cause some mental trauma .
I'm really not into pron that is WAY to hard core, with like DILDO's the width of a fucking big gulp and or weird ass domination shit.
My point is "Sex Warrior Pudding" is funny and its sexy, without scaring the holy shit out of me.
So what is your favorite flick? Also, is there more porn out there that one can purchase that is a little more towards normal but still in the realm of fantasy? ( Just plain ol 4hours of anal is boring cause I can do that in real life. And there's no story, so when you're done wanking there's no reason to keep watching)
Your Thought's?
PS - If this is trolling or being an asshat please let me know so I can make a mental note not to post questions/forums like this.
If you don't have a favorite porn movie then....what sort of toilet paper do you prefer? I like charmin cause its soft and I shit alot cause I have IBS.
PEACE
SFW/Don Quixote
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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2/5/2006 at 03:29  |
pr0n pr0n pr0n pr0n...
Jenna Jamison's Dreamquest is teh awes0mer
DreamQuest - Acclaimed director Brad Armstrong's Dream Quest is a spellbinding adventure of epic proportions. Jenna Jameson stars as Sarah, a woman who is looking for true love and romance, but fears they exist only in fantasy. What Sarah doesn't realize is that her mirror is the key to the Faery World, where the mysterious Vladimir watches her every move. Vladimir wants nothing more than to give Sarah her wish -- in exchange for her mortality. If she becomes Vladimir's bride, he will set the fantasy of eternal love free so it can exist for all of us. Sarah encounters many mysterious beings in the Faery World, and it's up to her to figure out who's there to help, and who wants her ? and you ? to lose fantasy forever. Can Sarah save the day and return the gift of fantasy to our world? Join Jenna's Dream Quest for the answer!
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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2/5/2006 at 04:05 |
D00d that is awesome. I will most definately invest in a DVD of that. I hear alot about Jenna Jamison, but I've never really explored her films.
thx.
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Homer
Tender vittles  Posts: 2 Registered: 2/11/2005 Offline
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2/8/2006 at 19:04 |
OLDIE:
Giner's Private Party starring Ginger Lynn - the greatest Porn Star ever.
She paved the way for Jenna and the rest.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard   SSHOLEPosts: 1615 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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2/8/2006 at 19:54 |
it figures that qwerty would be the first one to respond.
talking to guys (in a serious manner) about porn makes me a little queasy.
angel soft is better than charmin because it doesn't leave paper fuzz everywhere, esp if you use it to blow your nose.
also, 'X Questions?' is a horrible format for a title. it made sense for 'elephant questions?' (sort of), but doesn't now. be descriptive. maybe something like, i dunno, 'favorite porn vids?'
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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2/8/2006 at 23:45 |
mundhra: it figures that qwerty would be the first one to respond.
talking to guys (in a serious manner) about porn makes me a little queasy.
angel soft is better than charmin because it doesn't leave paper fuzz everywhere, esp if you use it to blow your nose.
also, 'X Questions?' is a horrible format for a title. it made sense for 'elephant questions?' (sort of), but doesn't now. be descriptive. maybe something like, i dunno, 'favorite porn vids?'
Yeah but then everyone would just assume it was a dickhead asking for passwords or some other form of handouts. I actually thought of that exact title, but I wasn't sure that people would think I was being a leech or a dick. Can't be too careful when its the written word. Or maybe I'm totally wrong. Happens all the time.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1608 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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2/9/2006 at 00:40 |
mundhra:talking to guys (in a serious manner) about porn makes me a little queasy.
Werd, and I usually use it as a kind of litmus test when determining the shithat factor for an individual.
Speaking in generalities ("FUKING PUSSY IS AWESOME", "let me share a funny/weird anecdote involving porn", "this particular female is hot") is ok to me. But an in-depth discussion about one's favrit rub-out material is creepy.
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trickbear
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 75 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline
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2/9/2006 at 03:58 |
Marilyn Chambers (Behind the Green Door), Gloria Leonard (The Opening of Misty Beethoven), Georgina Spelvin (The Devil in Miss Jones), and Bambi Woods (Debbie Does Dallas). CLASSIC PORN really is more entertaining. Girls (and I do mean girls) in todays porn are generic sex athletes, nice to look at but none stand out 
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 473 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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2/9/2006 at 04:23 |
generic sex athletes
Elaborate, please.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 902 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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2/9/2006 at 04:29 |
tantrum: generic sex athletes
Elaborate, please.
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trickbear
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 75 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline
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2/9/2006 at 13:44 |
Pussy sold without a brand name or trademark.
Concerned with, applicable to, or affecting the whole or every member of a class or category: “subduing all her impressions as a woman, to something more general” (Virginia Woolf).
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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2/9/2006 at 16:11 |
Nothing better than watchin pr0n with your friends on a lazy sunday afternoon whilst drunk.....
On a completely unrelated note if you were getting drunkz0r with your friends and passed out. Would you tell anyone if you found a condom up your ass the next day?
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/9/2006 at 17:59 |
qwerty: Nothing better than watchin pr0n with your friends on a lazy sunday afternoon whilst drunk.....
On a completely unrelated note if you were getting drunkz0r with your friends and passed out. Would you tell anyone if you found a condom up your ass the next day?
That’s a difficult one to answer. What do you usually say?
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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2/10/2006 at 01:16 |
qwerty:On a completely unrelated note if you were getting drunkz0r with your friends and passed out. Would you tell anyone if you found a condom up your ass the next day?
If your friends know you well enough, why would they need to wear a condom? |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/10/2006 at 01:27 |
Because they know him well enough.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1891 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/10/2006 at 03:31 |
LORDKAHUNA: mundhra:talking to guys (in a serious manner) about porn makes me a little queasy.
Werd, and I usually use it as a kind of litmus test when determining the shithat factor for an individual.
Speaking in generalities ("FUKING PUSSY IS AWESOME", "let me share a funny/weird anecdote involving porn", "this particular female is hot") is ok to me. But an in-depth discussion about one's favrit rub-out material is creepy.
Considering who started this train wreck it can only get even more creepy.
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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2/10/2006 at 05:06  |
Dumbskull: LORDKAHUNA: mundhra:talking to guys (in a serious manner) about porn makes me a little queasy.
Werd, and I usually use it as a kind of litmus test when determining the shithat factor for an individual.
Speaking in generalities ("FUKING PUSSY IS AWESOME", "let me share a funny/weird anecdote involving porn", "this particular female is hot") is ok to me. But an in-depth discussion about one's favrit rub-out material is creepy.
Considering who started this train wreck it can only get even more creepy.
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Diogenes
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 64 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline
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2/12/2006 at 05:26 |
I mean an actual DVD or VHS that you have purchased. Not DL's off of BT!
If it is the same movie, why would it matter? |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 902 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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2/12/2006 at 10:54 |
Diogenes: I mean an actual DVD or VHS that you have purchased. Not DL's off of BT!
If it is the same movie, why would it matter?
It shows your level of commitment.
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Diogenes
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 64 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline
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2/12/2006 at 13:56 |
Would't the thickness of the callous on the palm of my hand be a much better indicator of my commitment level? |
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