sexystalker
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 8/12/2002 Offline
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8/25/2002 at 17:22 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.  This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... HA ha ha. KHz got it on with two chicks at the same time! It could have been three, but I don't share. What a studd. |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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8/25/2002 at 20:37 |
Ok, this is just ridiculous. Is there no limit to how far kHz will go to make people think he's teh shite? If this sexystalker isn't him, it's someone he's got to sing his plastic praises because they've known him for less than 2 months and he has them convinced that he is not a total gay. Dear GOD I am in love with that guy. He is a stud with an extra d. I take it all back, I'm just being jealous. |
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sexystalker
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 8/12/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 01:59 |
he paid me $100 and I am really a 250lb man with purple hair. You were right all along! |
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sexystalker
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 8/12/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 02:06 |
Wow. You have really made me examine my life and I have discovered that I am just a loser, who can't spell. I should just kill myself. KHz I love you baby!!!!! |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 03:17 |
I have discovered that I am just a loser, who can't spell. I should just kill myself.
It's ok. I have it on the highest authority that you're a hot little piece of action. Let's hook it up. We can put the xxx in sexxxystalker. |
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kHz
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 04:42  |
I have to agree. kHz is quite the stud. |
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sexystalker
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 8/12/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 12:42 |
Where did you here that? Did you see the picture that I gave kHz? Maybe we should get together. I really am a 250lb man. But I look fine in a dress. |
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sexystalker
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 8/12/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 12:43 |
Fuck. God damn in hear not here. I need to get a dictionary. I should really just jump of a bridge!!!!!!! |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 13:20 |
Where did you here that? kHz talks in his sleep.
No!
Err... I can tell by your spelling. |
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kHz
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 448 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 13:38  |
I want to get something straight here. You girls took pride in treating this humble megarad admin like a complete whore. I was a piece of meat. You girls did things to my body that I will make me shiver each and every time I remember that moment. It lasted all night and it was hot. I loved being treated like a whore and I would be interested in being used like that again at any time. |
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sexystalker
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 8/12/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 14:55 |
Come over around 9. |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 15:18 |
vasudeva's a girl? |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 15:51 |
vasudeva's a girl?
What the hell?
vasudeva eats girls.
What's wrong with you, you deliciously brazen hussy with or without paint? |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 16:51 |
Well he said "you girls" and I know he couldn't have been talking about teh ME. God forbid, anyway.
FORBID!!!! |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 17:20 |
i was going to say something witty, but i totally forgot it.
at any rate, god forbid is an awesome band that fucking rocks my ass off. they are so loud they make me want to beat chickens with a frozen fish. |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 19:57 |
Fair enough..... though God Forbid is sort of a dumb name for a band. Now JESUS CHRYSLER SUPERCAR, there is a kick ass band name. And the Drive-By Truckers. And the Ass Ponies.
rok. |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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8/26/2002 at 22:18 |
you are on crack.
their band name isn't the coolest i've heard, but it's not nearly the dumbest, either.
anyway... was there an anyway?
oh yeah, how about reo speedealer? |
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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8/27/2002 at 01:35 |
Sorry, all I noticed from that comment was "speed" and "dealer".
MOMAD resumes teh crack |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1634 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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8/27/2002 at 02:53 |
gotta love that intense 10 minute high. |
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vonbek
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 56 Registered: 3/9/2002 Offline
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8/27/2002 at 18:58 |
That's to close to reo speedwagon. As far as names go, I knew a band once, The 7 Inch Sticks.
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sexystalker
Tender vittles  Posts: 13 Registered: 8/12/2002 Offline
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8/30/2002 at 13:48 |
When the hell did this turn into a discussion about music? Where's the sex? I need the sex!
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