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1/21/2006 at 18:40
b0bo> let the collection of ded jew gold commence!

DR^3 hides his Collectible Gold from 1930-1945

DR^3> I HAVE THE GOLD

freakmachine> fisting for gold

Gothmog> American women have an unquenchable thirst for gold, so you must be prepared to lay the smack down on any devil whore who gets too close to your claim.

braindent> gold is for portuguese

yazirian> there's gold out there
yazirian> go, boy! find it! find the gold!

straydog1980> i videotaped one of my technicians swallowing, then coughing up a live goldfish yesterday. wanna host a vid?

freakmachine> i am the gold, you are the jew

vasudeva> that's like saying if there were more irish, perhaps we'd get the bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow because of all the surplus leprechauns that'd be hanging out

vasudeva> this ccs catalog has a shirt that says I [HEART SIGN] GOLD

metatr0n> golden bridle in your mouth
Gothmog> brynn goldloverstein

hobo> yes i am a jew from NY and I want to steal all your credit and syphon all your gold
magicchex> always syphoning gold

yazirian> there's only so much coked-out goldlover a soul can handle, its true

lutefisk> i should be thankful she doesn't like gold

vasudeva> and then she petted her gold pouch she keeps at her hip

vladtweano> big gold bat fin rockets and shit

LORDKAHUNA> and the goldfish looks up wifes skirt?

LORDKAHUNA> he fuked Vas' goldfish, he never forgave him

Marf> the goldfish and the alien spice it up hardcore

metatr0n is now known as Ari_Goldstein
Ari_Goldstein> GOLD!

Gothmog> they shoulda at least let him smell the gold before he died

metatr0n> JewOS Please Deposit Gold Coins to Login.

lutefisk> USE UP ALL YOUR GOLD AND DIE

vasudeva> too bad you can't use your printer as a hideout for nazi gold
metatr0n> recycled toner cartridges are the new nazi gold

vasudeva> you know you love billy joel like j00s love gold

lutefisk> are they taking away their gold?

lutefisk> that's how you uncover the gold

magicchex> i siphon all you golds from you

vasudeva> at this rate you'll be covered in gold stars by thursday!

vasudeva> i think you might be trying to get my gold

lutefisk> cube: some banks have promotions that give you gold if you switch over
lutefisk> GOLD
vasudeva> HOT DELICIOUS GOLD

vasudeva> "Goldenrod City - Finally a pokemon community for everyone."

lutefisk> STEAL THE GOLD

vasudeva> you think goldfish are real

vladtweano> i think if you could antagonize the cosplayers to violence and document that, you'd have intarweb gold on your hands

Gothmog> I'm surpised they didn't point out that he's probably jewish, loves gold, and is after all your daughters

b0bo> keep yer greepy kike fingers off my gold

vasudeva> l00000ve the gold.

lutefisk> it demands gold

HAMFIGHTER> I'm the Golden Boy
Clavis> the Golden Shower Boy, more likely

lutefisk> the hiring manager said "i'm going to steal all of your gold"

DR^3> and then beg for gold (or silver)

Gothmog> olde tyme speak and faggotry == comedy gold

vasudeva> that shit is like gold-flecked pancake mix

Marf> one thing that i got a kick out of tho, instead of golden geese? veruca wanted a squirrel that could detect bad nuts

Gothmog> sounds like someone didn't get enough gold from their zionist relatives

DR^3> chut up gold digger
Marf> gold digger... that's HIE-larious

lutefisk> she doesn't like gold

vasudeva> "while you're there, don't forget to build in a goldpony dispenser and a cloud of dreams"

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vladtweano> it's goldberg
goldberg> i told vas my last name
goldberg> he said it didnt sound jewish
vladtweano> so we've established that you're goldberg
goldberg> correkt

DR^3> LiaNa: loves her gold
lutefisk> btw, LiaNa, wanna dig for gold?
lutefisk> "hey, i have gold back at my place"

lutefisk> ocelot isn't guarding your gold?!?

vasudeva> monkeys have gold

vasudeva> I could give you gold so your jew sense could stop tingling

lutefisk> IT'S LIKE THE JEW IS SICK AND GIVING ME GOLD

guitarjon_123> but seriously, what with this "no flowers or jew gold" bidness?

Marf> so he keeps her in the jew gold

metatr0n> TICKETS: 3 GOLD SHILLINGS PER JEW

lutefisk> your jew pussy would steal my gold condom

braindent> actually, I remember my parents recording Solid Gold off of TV with the new VCR

lilbabypissmouth> You can now refer to me as the Golden Puma

vladtweano> because i am fuking GOLDEN and INVISIBLE TO ROBOTS!

vasudeva> i think yo uar silence as is golden

vasudeva> our money was originally based on the gold standard, with an actual measure of gold backing up each item of currency. your money is based on beer fumes, which evaporate every morning, and is thus obviously a very silly basis for a national currency.

Marf> wait... she was a gold-digging bitch

vladtweano> you're trying to disorient me and take my gold

Clavis> fuking joo gold
>>> j00g0ld [n=ChangeTh@ameritech.net] has joined
j00g0ld> eh

Clavis> i imagine he has some sort of rube goldberg-esque contraption that senses the blinking on his taskbar and activates a boot that kicks him in the ass

straydog1980> golden showers, swirlie style

b0bo> maybe that goldtoof you been admiring
b0bo> yeah a gold toof with the initials LS

Clavis> the future mrs. clavis is NOT keen on the goldenshowers

lutefisk> WHERE IS THE GOLD?!? TELL ME!!!11

lefen> i was doing the same with the LS forums yesterday - theres comedy gold in the forum archive

Clavis> dent: like elvis, without the gold lame

b0bo> spumoni is italian gold

b0bo> how many times must i defend my gold from the joos?

guitar_jon> I'm listening to some John Lennon right now. He loves reverb more than joos heart gold.

LORDKAHUNA> they cant help it that they love gold as much as you love anus

Cpt_Toastpenis> http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/5879/joogold6rh.jpg

b0bo> I BLAME GOLDSTEIN!

LORDKAHUNA> I got a gold star in bidness

Marf> when i strike it rich with jew gold, i'm gonna hire that lady to be my personal sandwich artist

magicchex> jews have jewgold
crapYard> jews have jewgold
magicchex> jewgold that fits in a bag
crapYard> jews have jewgold
shweetbox> jewgold is fun.....
shweetbox> @markov jewgold is
crapYard> jewgold is fun.....
magicchex> have jewgold that is worth millions
crapYard> jews have jewgold that fits in a row
shweetbox> i likey jewgold

vasudeva> i believe her pussy houses pure gold

vasudeva> cube comes running for the rich delicious promise of gold

vasudeva> cube has mind like steel trap of jew, remembering g0ld

magicchex> im a jew, and in between coutning my jewgold, i will never forget THAT YOU ORIGINALLY SAID THE NINETEENTH

poisonSock`> dude down in between coutning my jewgold, i will cast a yea vote if that means it's a big bowl and wouldn't flush

LORDKAHUNA> the "tabernacle" or the little gold box the cathoholic priest stores his num nums in

Tank> the gold reacts with with skin in the ring finger and causes the vagina to CLOSE

vasudeva> the hot delicious smell of fresh gold

guitar_jon> jews dont crap gold, they eat it, then crap out ben stiller clones

>>> tantrum [n=intogold@...] has joined
vasudeva> tantrum is "into gold"
vasudeva> Q: What are you into? A: Gold.

KrazEEYES> i love the golden girls, that show is hallarious!







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1/21/2006 at 18:49

All this talk of Gold and Ghostrider wasn't part of it






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1/21/2006 at 18:52

HAY !






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1/21/2006 at 18:53

qwerty: All this talk of Gold and Ghostrider wasn't part of it


>>> goldberg [~ChangeThi@ameritech.net] has joined
vladtweano> it's goldberg
goldberg> i told vas my last name
goldberg> he said it didnt sound jewish
vladtweano> so we've established that you're goldberg
goldberg> correkt


Clavis> fuking joo gold
>>> j00g0ld [n=ChangeTh@ameritech.net] has joined
j00g0ld> eh







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1/21/2006 at 18:58

You, sir, have an impressive archive.






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1/23/2006 at 01:47

this really makes me wish they didn't block irc at work...








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1/24/2006 at 15:09

This makes me happy to hear mundhra is BANNED while at werk






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1/25/2006 at 17:54

linkawarm.com is a giant waste of talent.






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1/25/2006 at 22:58

i'm somewhat inclined to agree

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1/25/2006 at 23:52

Ha, I remember that day.






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