vasudeva
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1/21/2006 at 18:40 |
b0bo> let the collection of ded jew gold commence!
DR^3 hides his Collectible Gold from 1930-1945
DR^3> I HAVE THE GOLD
freakmachine> fisting for gold
Gothmog> American women have an unquenchable thirst for gold, so you must be prepared to lay the smack down on any devil whore who gets too close to your claim.
braindent> gold is for portuguese
yazirian> there's gold out there
yazirian> go, boy! find it! find the gold!
straydog1980> i videotaped one of my technicians swallowing, then coughing up a live goldfish yesterday. wanna host a vid?
freakmachine> i am the gold, you are the jew
vasudeva> that's like saying if there were more irish, perhaps we'd get the bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow because of all the surplus leprechauns that'd be hanging out
vasudeva> this ccs catalog has a shirt that says I [HEART SIGN] GOLD
metatr0n> golden bridle in your mouth
Gothmog> brynn goldloverstein
hobo> yes i am a jew from NY and I want to steal all your credit and syphon all your gold
magicchex> always syphoning gold
yazirian> there's only so much coked-out goldlover a soul can handle, its true
lutefisk> i should be thankful she doesn't like gold
vasudeva> and then she petted her gold pouch she keeps at her hip
vladtweano> big gold bat fin rockets and shit
LORDKAHUNA> and the goldfish looks up wifes skirt?
LORDKAHUNA> he fuked Vas' goldfish, he never forgave him
Marf> the goldfish and the alien spice it up hardcore
metatr0n is now known as Ari_Goldstein
Ari_Goldstein> GOLD!
Gothmog> they shoulda at least let him smell the gold before he died
metatr0n> JewOS Please Deposit Gold Coins to Login.
lutefisk> USE UP ALL YOUR GOLD AND DIE
vasudeva> too bad you can't use your printer as a hideout for nazi gold
metatr0n> recycled toner cartridges are the new nazi gold
vasudeva> you know you love billy joel like j00s love gold
lutefisk> are they taking away their gold?
lutefisk> that's how you uncover the gold
magicchex> i siphon all you golds from you
vasudeva> at this rate you'll be covered in gold stars by thursday!
vasudeva> i think you might be trying to get my gold
lutefisk> cube: some banks have promotions that give you gold if you switch over
lutefisk> GOLD
vasudeva> HOT DELICIOUS GOLD
vasudeva> "Goldenrod City - Finally a pokemon community for everyone."
lutefisk> STEAL THE GOLD
vasudeva> you think goldfish are real
vladtweano> i think if you could antagonize the cosplayers to violence and document that, you'd have intarweb gold on your hands
Gothmog> I'm surpised they didn't point out that he's probably jewish, loves gold, and is after all your daughters
b0bo> keep yer greepy kike fingers off my gold
vasudeva> l00000ve the gold.
lutefisk> it demands gold
HAMFIGHTER> I'm the Golden Boy
Clavis> the Golden Shower Boy, more likely
lutefisk> the hiring manager said "i'm going to steal all of your gold"
DR^3> and then beg for gold (or silver)
Gothmog> olde tyme speak and faggotry == comedy gold
vasudeva> that shit is like gold-flecked pancake mix
Marf> one thing that i got a kick out of tho, instead of golden geese? veruca wanted a squirrel that could detect bad nuts
Gothmog> sounds like someone didn't get enough gold from their zionist relatives
DR^3> chut up gold digger
Marf> gold digger... that's HIE-larious
lutefisk> she doesn't like gold
vasudeva> "while you're there, don't forget to build in a goldpony dispenser and a cloud of dreams"
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vladtweano> it's goldberg
goldberg> i told vas my last name
goldberg> he said it didnt sound jewish
vladtweano> so we've established that you're goldberg
goldberg> correkt
DR^3> LiaNa: loves her gold
lutefisk> btw, LiaNa, wanna dig for gold?
lutefisk> "hey, i have gold back at my place"
lutefisk> ocelot isn't guarding your gold?!?
vasudeva> monkeys have gold
vasudeva> I could give you gold so your jew sense could stop tingling
lutefisk> IT'S LIKE THE JEW IS SICK AND GIVING ME GOLD
guitarjon_123> but seriously, what with this "no flowers or jew gold" bidness?
Marf> so he keeps her in the jew gold
metatr0n> TICKETS: 3 GOLD SHILLINGS PER JEW
lutefisk> your jew pussy would steal my gold condom
braindent> actually, I remember my parents recording Solid Gold off of TV with the new VCR
lilbabypissmouth> You can now refer to me as the Golden Puma
vladtweano> because i am fuking GOLDEN and INVISIBLE TO ROBOTS!
vasudeva> i think yo uar silence as is golden
vasudeva> our money was originally based on the gold standard, with an actual measure of gold backing up each item of currency. your money is based on beer fumes, which evaporate every morning, and is thus obviously a very silly basis for a national currency.
Marf> wait... she was a gold-digging bitch
vladtweano> you're trying to disorient me and take my gold
Clavis> fuking joo gold
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j00g0ld> eh
Clavis> i imagine he has some sort of rube goldberg-esque contraption that senses the blinking on his taskbar and activates a boot that kicks him in the ass
straydog1980> golden showers, swirlie style
b0bo> maybe that goldtoof you been admiring
b0bo> yeah a gold toof with the initials LS
Clavis> the future mrs. clavis is NOT keen on the goldenshowers
lutefisk> WHERE IS THE GOLD?!? TELL ME!!!11
lefen> i was doing the same with the LS forums yesterday - theres comedy gold in the forum archive
Clavis> dent: like elvis, without the gold lame
b0bo> spumoni is italian gold
b0bo> how many times must i defend my gold from the joos?
guitar_jon> I'm listening to some John Lennon right now. He loves reverb more than joos heart gold.
LORDKAHUNA> they cant help it that they love gold as much as you love anus
Cpt_Toastpenis> http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/5879/joogold6rh.jpg
b0bo> I BLAME GOLDSTEIN!
LORDKAHUNA> I got a gold star in bidness
Marf> when i strike it rich with jew gold, i'm gonna hire that lady to be my personal sandwich artist
magicchex> jews have jewgold
crapYard> jews have jewgold
magicchex> jewgold that fits in a bag
crapYard> jews have jewgold
shweetbox> jewgold is fun.....
shweetbox> @markov jewgold is
crapYard> jewgold is fun.....
magicchex> have jewgold that is worth millions
crapYard> jews have jewgold that fits in a row
shweetbox> i likey jewgold
vasudeva> i believe her pussy houses pure gold
vasudeva> cube comes running for the rich delicious promise of gold
vasudeva> cube has mind like steel trap of jew, remembering g0ld
magicchex> im a jew, and in between coutning my jewgold, i will never forget THAT YOU ORIGINALLY SAID THE NINETEENTH
poisonSock`> dude down in between coutning my jewgold, i will cast a yea vote if that means it's a big bowl and wouldn't flush
LORDKAHUNA> the "tabernacle" or the little gold box the cathoholic priest stores his num nums in
Tank> the gold reacts with with skin in the ring finger and causes the vagina to CLOSE
vasudeva> the hot delicious smell of fresh gold
guitar_jon> jews dont crap gold, they eat it, then crap out ben stiller clones
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vasudeva> tantrum is "into gold"
vasudeva> Q: What are you into? A: Gold.
KrazEEYES> i love the golden girls, that show is hallarious!
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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1/21/2006 at 18:49  |
All this talk of Gold and Ghostrider wasn't part of it
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/21/2006 at 18:52 |
HAY !
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4524 Registered: 3/8/2002 Online
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1/21/2006 at 18:53 |
qwerty: All this talk of Gold and Ghostrider wasn't part of it
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vladtweano> it's goldberg
goldberg> i told vas my last name
goldberg> he said it didnt sound jewish
vladtweano> so we've established that you're goldberg
goldberg> correkt
Clavis> fuking joo gold
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j00g0ld> eh
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/21/2006 at 18:58 |
You, sir, have an impressive archive.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1662 Registered: 3/25/2002 Online
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1/23/2006 at 01:47 |
this really makes me wish they didn't block irc at work...

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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1142 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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1/24/2006 at 15:09 |
This makes me happy to hear mundhra is BANNED while at werk
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trickbear
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 95 Registered: 8/7/2005 Offline
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1/25/2006 at 17:54  |
linkawarm.com is a giant waste of talent.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1662 Registered: 3/25/2002 Online
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1/25/2006 at 22:58 |
i'm somewhat inclined to agree
bleeeargh!
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 877 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/25/2006 at 23:52 |
Ha, I remember that day.
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