vasudeva
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1/9/2006 at 20:16 |
Is it sort of womanly for a man to order food in a "wrap"? Yes or no.
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LORDKAHUNA
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1/9/2006 at 20:22 |
They are only girly if devoid of meat (unless in falaffel form), or contain a rasberry vinagrette dressing (or something similar).
If fajitas are considered a wrap then no, they are damn manly.
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1/9/2006 at 20:24 |
HAY, I heart razzbury vinagrette.
I love wuh-raps in general.
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vasudeva
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1/9/2006 at 20:25 |
LORDKAHUNA: If fajitas are considered a wrap then no, they are damn manly.
Fajitas are not considered wraps, no. [1]
At least, not for the purposes of this poll.
Neither are burritos.
And buffalo chicken wraps are heretofore universally agreed-upon as an exception to any possible latent girliness.
[1] There exist elements of both danger and construction -- the province of the male, obviously.
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1/9/2006 at 20:47 |
"wrap" is just a PC description for "burrito". To even question the manliness of a burrito is impossible.
end of thread/poll.
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1/9/2006 at 20:53 |
metatron: "wrap" is just a PC description for "burrito". To even question the manliness of a burrito is impossible.
end of thread/poll.
Wrong and wrong. They are distinct. A burrito has a cooked shell. A wrap never does. A burrito shell never contains questionable things like herbs or special flavorings. Wraps commonly do. Burritos contain meat and gristle and cheese and if you're supposed to microwave them then they also contain grasshopper legs and cow hoofs and manly shit like that. Wraps generally-- not always, but generally -- contain garden-salad type shit that's leafy and colorful and reminds of you spring and is good for you, or else faux-southwestern-style filler like corn niblets and rice. They are different.
End of you/you.
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metatron
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1/9/2006 at 21:02 |
vasudeva:
Wrong and wrong. They are distinct. A burrito has a cooked shell. A wrap never does. A burrito shell never contains questionable things like herbs or special flavorings. Wraps commonly do. Burritos contain meat and gristle and cheese and if you're supposed to microwave them then they also contain grasshopper legs and cow hoofs and manly shit like that. Wraps generally-- not always, but generally -- contain garden-salad type shit that's leafy and colorful and reminds of you spring and is good for you, or else faux-southwestern-style filler like corn niblets and rice. They are different.
End of you/you.
I think you'll find that you're wrong. The point is that you are eating meat and vegetables wrapped in a flour/corn based shell. If anything, a wrap that features said "rabbit food" is infinitely more manly than its breaded counterpart...
Consider all the faggy french and italian breads and their gay names - you want your meat and veggies between a "lightly toasted seasoned basalmic croissant"? or a fucking tortilla, even if that tortilla has been specially prepared to enhance flavor and/or be a bit more healthy.
From a physical standpoint, how can you argue against something that gets you millimeters closer to your meatprize like a wrap/burrito shell does?
I win.
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1/9/2006 at 21:10 |
Definitely not, wraps are an efficient way to make a sandwich with no fucking crust.
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1/9/2006 at 21:18 |
I'll go with LK on this. It depends what's in them. I've ordered awesome wraps before (EXAMPLE: Philly Cheesesteak Wrap, NOTHING that is referred to as Philly-Cheesesteak-anything can be un-manly), but then there's also faggy chick wraps without ded-animals in them. Those are def. girly.
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vasudeva
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1/9/2006 at 21:18 |
metatron: eating meat and vegetables wrapped in a flour/corn based shell.
You're describing a burrito, I think. In any case, if you generalize far enough out, it's all the same shit. Think about it in terms of what you order at a restaurant. Only once have I seen anyone ask for a "wrap" and get something that I considered burrito-esque in more than shape, and that was of course an attempt at a southwestern whatever.
In any case, if you can say this:
If anything, a wrap that features said "rabbit food" is infinitely more manly than its breaded counterpart...
and still be from Kansas, you're adding value to this poll.
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1/9/2006 at 21:22 |
Uart: (EXAMPLE: Philly Cheesesteak Wrap, NOTHING that is referred to as Philly-Cheesesteak-anything can be un-manly)
Philly cheese-steak wraps are another good exception along with buffalo chicken wraps.
So far, 3 flat refutations and 2 recognitions that the possibility exists for wraps to be generally imbued with the fag nature.
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1/9/2006 at 21:39 |
vasudeva: metatron: "wrap" is just a PC description for "burrito". To even question the manliness of a burrito is impossible.
end of thread/poll.
Wrong and wrong.
Agreed! And a wrap is an abomination.
vasudeva:
They are distinct. A burrito has a cooked shell. A wrap never does. A burrito shell never contains questionable things like herbs or special flavorings. Wraps commonly do. Burritos contain meat and gristle and cheese and if you're supposed to microwave them then they also contain grasshopper legs and cow hoofs and manly shit like that. Wraps generally-- not always, but generally -- contain garden-salad type shit that's leafy and colorful and reminds of you spring and is good for you, or else faux-southwestern-style filler like corn niblets and rice. They are different.
I beg to differ.
A burrito is a packaged meal in a tortilla. As is a "wrap"--with several main distinctions:
1) A burrito will never ever contain lunchmeat, or a "spread". That's Mayonaise, Mustard or any other condiment-sewage.
2) a Burrito usually contains cooked foods and sometimes lettuce and tomato, but nothing more. No pickles, carrots, or beansprouts.
3) wraps are made by and for white people who would otherwise be eating whitebread with extra mayo and a slab of magarine. This is in contrast to mesicans and brown mexican-speaking people who like to jalapenos [_not_ prounced "ha-la-PEE-knows"] raw--they eat burritos and don't have a second thought as to its contents nor type of tortilla [tomato? spinach? can you get some extra fag treacle with that?]
Your confusion also brings about a correlary to the burrito nature:
A burrito does not contain a cooked shell. You confuse it with the popular mesican border tex-mex food called a "chimichanga" which is a deep-fried burrito, try them, they will make you fat. You cannot deep fry a wrap, you can however enhance a burrito in such a manner and create a chimichanga.
The cheesteak burrito, the buffalo chicken wing burrito--are legitimate burritos as they eschew the addition of mayo and other perverse condiments thereby avoiding the stain of being a "wrap".
I propse that all uncooked burritos be called wraps and heretofore known as abominations for sissies and faggits who like sprouts and TVP. [exception: Avocado burritos. To vouch for their manlyness I must point out that avocados fall from 30-50 foot tall trees and can seriously hurt you if they pop you, your car, your bbq bit or anything on the way down. Plus avocados have a stone and deceptively contain deadly cholesterol even though they resemble a green fruity thing.]
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metatron
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1/9/2006 at 22:03 |
Sandwich/Wrap
Burrito (a real one)
I fail to see a significant difference between the two. By this reasoning, a wrap = a burrito, which results in it being manly by nature.
Let's look at it another way. What is the real difference between a sandwich and a hamburger? They're both sandwiches, right?
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1/9/2006 at 22:17 |
A hamburger is a subset of the sandwich family, with crust all around, and filled primarily with triturated cow. So no, sandwich does not always = burger.
It is possible that a wrap is some subset of the burrito family, but I think they are each a different culture's response to a similar food preparation challenge, in these cases faggo culture and messican culture, respectively. I would expect to see a wrap eater also enjoying some wine coolers with their meal.
Metatron, please note that the wrap in your picture is "pretty" and the burrito is "hearty and manly," therefore making a strong case for wraps being homofare.
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vasudeva
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1/9/2006 at 22:28 |
metatron: Let's look at it another way. What is the real difference between a sandwich and a hamburger? They're both sandwiches, right?
Well, the only difference between a herbivore and a carnivore is that one eats life that moves and one eats life that sits still. I've counted you as a "wraps are manly" vote, you over-generalizing moogoo-gaipan bunnyfucker.
One more vote for "wraps are potentially faggy" with some expansions on what differentiates a wrap from a burrito that I agree with for the most part.
I suppose avocado is kind of faggy but perhaps it's too efficient an energy source to consider it so.
What I'm really getting at here is not so much "what makes a wrap" but "what compromises does a man make, if any, ordering a wrap in public." This has the benefit of freeing us from considering what a wrap is as compared to a burrito and lets us simply consider what we find on restaurant menus.
An example I used in IRC: ordering the "rooty tooty fresh and fruity" causes shame, but the food itself is just breakfast food (though I think I remember it including strawberries or something which is a bit suspect). Thus, you are potentially a fag, but only during the ordering of it -- and perhaps a viking if you can pull it off with Turkish disdain (but not panache, because that word is French, and thus, you are gay all over again).
I posit that when a man orders a wrap, he's taking his balls in his hands and hiding them in a little pink pouch. If he eats what you and I might call a wrap, but the menu mistakenly labels it a burrito, why, he's home free. No compromise.
An alcohol analogy: if you're at a bar and all your buddies order a beer, and then the one dude orders a Zima, you're going to look at him funny because now you know he takes it in the ass, just like that, at least spiritually. That's what I'm talking about.
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vasudeva
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1/9/2006 at 22:32 |
Update: 3 nays and 4 yeas.
A burrito shell may not be fried, but it's never cold, is it? Thus, cooked, or at least warmed in an oven. Wrap shells are almost always cold.
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1/9/2006 at 22:37 |
When I worked at Braum's, I never saw a man order a wrap.
That's all I'm sayin'.
I'm sure they're delicious, though.
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vasudeva
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1/9/2006 at 22:46 |
government_death_robot: When I worked at Braum's, I never saw a man order a wrap.
I'll count that as a yea vote. 3-5.
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1/9/2006 at 23:15 |
YES
A wrap is a veggie burrito with a wheat bread.
A buurrito has everything in it.
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dent
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1/9/2006 at 23:45 |
Being in the southwest, wraps are very, very common. I think wraps are just as manly as ordering a stack of greasy BBQ ribs and a beer.
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vasudeva
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1/9/2006 at 23:49 |
Interesting. 3-6.
I posted this poll to figure out where in the hell I got this idea from, fully expecting a 10-0 result after finding out I was the only (non-idling) person in IRC who held a firm belief that wraps were faggy.
Perhaps that was just Gothmog covering his faggy ass, though.
PROTIP: meta clearly loves wraps on a regular basis and is interested in keepin it real, only with heavy wrap usage. You still wear that pink polo shirt?
metatr0n> i wore the pink polo
metatr0n> http://people.ku.edu/~sethf/mob/05-06-05_1414.jpg
I wish that shit worked, but it doesn't, so we'll have to make do with this:
b0bo> http://img29.exs.cx/img29/7357/jazzhandsr7ak.jpg
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1/9/2006 at 23:50 |
dent: I think wraps are just as manly as ordering a stack of greasy BBQ ribs and a beer.
4-6.
(Fagoot.)
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1/9/2006 at 23:51 |
Why does this seem weird?
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1/9/2006 at 23:54 |
dent: Being in the southwest, wraps are very, very common. I think wraps are just as manly as ordering a stack of greasy BBQ ribs and a beer.
But being in the southwest you must appreciate the distinction between a rolled sandwich and a burrito.
and come on, given the choice wouldn't you rather say you were eating a small burro rather than refering to the act of cock-gobbling which you simulate in name and deed by ording a WRAP?
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1/9/2006 at 23:55 |
Wraps = girly = metrosexual. Wraps are vaginas stuffed with heath foods dripping with smelly sauce.
Buurrito/taco's and all other Mexican/TexMex foods wrapped or unwrapped = MegaTestosterone with hairy knuckles.
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1/10/2006 at 00:00 |
vasudeva: Interesting. 3-6.
I posted this poll to figure out where in the hell I got this idea from, fully expecting a 10-0 result after finding out I was the only (non-idling) person in IRC who held a firm belief that wraps were faggy.
Perhaps that was just Gothmog covering his faggy ass, though.
PROTIP: meta clearly loves wraps on a regular basis and is interested in keepin it real, only with heavy wrap usage. You still wear that pink polo shirt?
metatr0n> i wore the pink polo
metatr0n> http://people.ku.edu/~sethf/mob/05-06-05_1414.jpg
I wish that shit worked, but it doesn't, so we'll have to make do with this:
b0bo> http://img29.exs.cx/img29/7357/jazzhandsr7ak.jpg
the best i can muster
to get straight to the point. I am still a firm supporter of the "Nay". My best personal experience to support this involves a local biker bar that serves up the fattest/best burgers and some amazingly tasty wraps. Seeing a dude clothed in leather with some big-tittied tatwhore - both of whom are eating a wrap with a side of hyooge cut fries and some beers is not a rare sight at this place (Johnny's Tavern). I feel no homosexual compromise by ordering one.
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1/10/2006 at 00:01 |
Wraps? Yup, gay as qwerty.
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vasudeva
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1/10/2006 at 00:04 |
metatron:
YES! Now you win this thread.
4-8, and I'd love that John Wayne thing even if the Duke was voting for the other side.
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1/10/2006 at 00:48 |
In chittenango NY tere is a place that makes a kick ass bacon cheeseburger wrap.
BURP WITH DEE-LITE!
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1/10/2006 at 01:26 |
Based on content of said wrap they can be construed as faggy or manly. They tend to be pretty damn messy when stuffed with ded aminal and sauce, which is pretty unfaggy. So long as the shell itself is straight out corn tortilla and there be ded flesh in it they go masculine, as soon as you go with herb of any kind (tomatospinach wrap? no I want to taste the inside stuffs, not the damn shell) on the outside or inside you are walking a fine line. |
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