BeachGoat
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12/28/2005 at 14:13 |
This week was Christmas; the managers are gone, the grunts doing all the work for $5.15 an hour (I make $7, I'm an executive).
Yesterday, the drop safe was left unlocked all day with over 30 grand in it. More than 35 people had access, and I noticed it during a rush of waiters. It would've been so easy...
What would IMFRANS do?
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die   SSHOLEPosts: 765 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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12/28/2005 at 14:29 |
How the fuck do you live on $7.00 an hour?
I make over A$18.00 an hour and the wolves seem to be getting close.
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autoshoes
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12/28/2005 at 15:09 |
in a situation like this, you gotta consider:
1. how likely are they to miss something, and how much will it take before they miss it. (30k will be missed, but will $100? $200?
2. how likely they are to know who did it. it sounds like lots of people had access, but what about survellience cameras, etc?
3. how likely you would get ratted out
4. how long it will take them to notice. the later it's noticed, the easier it is to get away with, as logs or tapes sometimes get deleted after so long, or at least get filled with more people to check.
5. how good you are at keeping a secret. noone at work must know, and you must not lead on about such things or act suspicious when asked.
6. how well you can live with yourself after doing it. this may end up being the kicker, but maybe not.
7. think about how the work environment will change after something like this happens. bosses will know they have a "traitor" in their mist and become suspicious of everyone or use it as an excuse to crack down on some other bad behaviors of your coworkers. this usually ends up being the kicker for myself, coupled with #6.
all this said, i think FRANS would grab about $50-100 and treat the wifey to a nice dinner out.
ps. $7 an hour? dude, you're getting ripped. you're an "executrive" at $7/hr? don't you live in expensive-as-hell california? maybe you should do it, thats what they get for paying such low wages. and it's FDIC insured anyway, right?
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vladtweano
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12/28/2005 at 15:22 |
30k aint nearly worth it
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Uart
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12/28/2005 at 16:27 |
A wise man (steve miller) once said...
"go on, take the money and run.."
Although, a good bank robbery can get you like 3-times that. The secret is to not be a pussy and hold-up all of the tellers. Also, you have to make them clean out the vault too. A bank holds like 150k on average. A teller won't have more than 20k. |
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middle_age_man
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12/28/2005 at 17:00 |
The possibility of going to prison and being brutalized and raped for what amounts to less than a year’s wages hardly seems worth it, unless of course that sort of thing gets your rocks off.
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HOBO
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12/28/2005 at 17:05 |
If You can't do the time, don't do the crime. DON"T DO IT!
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 952 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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12/28/2005 at 18:41 |
Have you seen Scorched?
I say do it - if life is anything like the movies, it will all turn out just right.
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Acidburn
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12/28/2005 at 23:56 |
You pussy. Steal it than blame it on the mexicans that clean the rooms.
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SexNinja
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12/29/2005 at 00:25 |
vladtweano: 30k aint nearly worth it
Right. If I were ever presented with such an opportunity, it'd have to be for several hundred thousand dollars, not some measly 30k. Such a small amount is absolutely not worth a long prison term.
For the past week, I've been in charge of 30k+ dollars worth of new computers/accessories. I have a master key that gets me into offices and places that I'd normally never get into to. Because of the holidays, there's no one in them and I could easily steal tons of stuff. I'd never do it, mainly because I'm not a piece of shit thief, and also because at this point in my life I don't want a felony conviction on my record. Maybe my perspective will change as I get older, but I doubt it.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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12/29/2005 at 00:26 |
frans would say HAHA! FUKER! YES! and run.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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12/29/2005 at 02:00  |
In prison they toss the salad whateva that means... Myself I like steak so I'd say no to stealing.
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Stump
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline
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12/29/2005 at 05:58 |
The average bank robber only nets around $2k so $30k would be decent, but not worth it. I'm going with the others but upping my low threshhold to a cool million. Travel fees and false documentation don't come cheap these days. |
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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12/29/2005 at 07:29 |
"How the fuck do you live on $7.00 an hour?"
I worked thirty years in constuction before I broke & own my house outright. No rent. Just maintainence, utilities, & taxes.
"how well you can live with yourself after doing it?"
I couldn't, which makes me in the rare two percent; honest.
"You pussy. Steal it than blame it on the mexicans that clean the rooms"
Easily done in this case. No camera, over thirty people with access, & the maids were the last there.
"The possibility of going to prison and being brutalized and raped for what amounts to less than a year’s wages hardly seems worth it, unless of course that sort of thing gets your rocks off."
That's more than twice what I make in a year. I could do without the brutal sodomy, though.
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Mofo
dont give a shit  SSHOLEPosts: 436 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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12/29/2005 at 08:22 |
I'd feel to awkward being back in the room if I stolen the money. Same reason I don't like to return to shops I steal from for a while. |
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imfrans
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12/30/2005 at 04:12 |
What would IMFRANS do?
FRANS GIVE AN INTENSIVE HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH TO THAT ONE!
THANK U
FRANS
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Danny_Inferno
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 96 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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1/1/2006 at 03:28 |
Why grab possessions like theives, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wisemen?
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 503 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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1/1/2006 at 08:46 |
steal it and if they find this post and bring it up, mention that it would be ridiculous for you to publically announce you were stealing something and it must have been another employee jumping on the opportunity to frame you.
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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1/1/2006 at 10:18 |
my wallet was stolen by the new waitress last night. 6oo cash and 500 from the bank. I don't need to steal; we already have thieves. |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1663 Registered: 8/5/2003 Online
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1/1/2006 at 10:18 |
BeachGoat: I could do without the brutal sodomy, though.
Fuck, now I gotta return your xmas present.
PRO TIP: YOU MIGHT NOT WANT SODOMY, BUT YOU NEED IT.
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BeachGoat
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1/1/2006 at 12:52 |
LORDKAHUNA: BeachGoat: I could do without the brutal sodomy, though.
Fuck, now I gotta return your xmas present.
PRO TIP: YOU MIGHT NOT WANT SODOMY, BUT YOU NEED IT.
Why, Thank You for the Offer. Bend Over & I'll Get the sand. We have a Whole Beach Full Here.
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dragonstaff
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1/1/2006 at 12:56 |
BeachGoat: my wallet was stolen by the new waitress last night. 6oo cash and 500 from the bank. I don't need to steal; we already have thieves.
I hope you get it back. Why does it seem that your fellow employees have little understanding of sensible behaviour at work? Driving drunk and getting caught, stealing from colleagues, etc.
At least now you have a known thief on staff if you do decide to go after the safe. Scapegoats are good to have.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 950 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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1/1/2006 at 20:28 |
This week was Christmas; the managers are gone, the grunts doing all the work for $5.15 an hour (I make $7, I'm an executive).
Yesterday, the drop safe was left unlocked all day with over 30 grand in it. More than 35 people had access, and I noticed it during a rush of waiters. It would've been so easy...
What would IMFRANS do?
30K!!!!!!? Thats better than most bank robbers get....PM me for deviant plannage.
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Mofo
dont give a shit SSHOLEPosts: 436 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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1/1/2006 at 21:44 |
BeachGoat: my wallet was stolen by the new waitress last night. 6oo cash and 500 from the bank. I don't need to steal; we already have thieves.
wait, if you know who did it, whats the problem? |
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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1/2/2006 at 07:37 |
Mofo: BeachGoat: my wallet was stolen by the new waitress last night. 6oo cash and 500 from the bank. I don't need to steal; we already have thieves.
wait, if you know who did it, whats the problem?
Its one thing to be sure of the culprit, another to prove it. In this case, I recovered the wallet this morning, but not the money. Still could've been her, but possible not. We'll know when the bank card evidence is processed. Just because she was on duty when the cook lost $800 bucks and her drawer has been off a couple hundred bucks a couple of times (all in a three week period) and my wallet was swiped & ditched by one of only a couple of possible people & she was the one that wasn't my manager that I've known for two years doesn't mean that she is the thief absolutely in court. That can be proven by her handwriting that must be on the forged card slip and her waitress tags the detectives will have since I also have copies of those because I am the auditor & do her paperwork.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/2/2006 at 10:03 |
I hope you can hang her up by her tig ole bitties.
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Mofo
dont give a shit SSHOLEPosts: 436 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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1/2/2006 at 23:57 |
BeachGoat: Mofo: BeachGoat: my wallet was stolen by the new waitress last night. 6oo cash and 500 from the bank. I don't need to steal; we already have thieves.
wait, if you know who did it, whats the problem?
Its one thing to be sure of the culprit, another to prove it. In this case, I recovered the wallet this morning, but not the money. Still could've been her, but possible not. We'll know when the bank card evidence is processed. Just because she was on duty when the cook lost $800 bucks and her drawer has been off a couple hundred bucks a couple of times (all in a three week period) and my wallet was swiped & ditched by one of only a couple of possible people & she was the one that wasn't my manager that I've known for two years doesn't mean that she is the thief absolutely in court. That can be proven by her handwriting that must be on the forged card slip and her waitress tags the detectives will have since I also have copies of those because I am the auditor & do her paperwork.
Premature accusations result in slander suits at work.
Oh, that sucks man. Looks like you got a rather solid case though. |
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