tantrum
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12/9/2005 at 19:09 |
I'm having trouble coming up with a Xmas list--can't think of anything. What's on your Xmas list? |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 19:43 |
World Peace.
No. Farts.
NO! Hugs.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 19:49 |
I already know what Santa's getting me:

Rock on, Tommy 
furrysex for Vasudeva:
Itsa Creative Zen Micro - NOTTE IPOD
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Pchimp
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12/9/2005 at 19:53 |
good choice, lefen. I got my micro about a year ago. Good audio, features, and incredibly robust -- it's been through several clumsy episodes and slammed into my dashboard at ~60mph none the worse for wear (not so for my car).
nottipodindeed
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4525 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 20:08 |
New jeans.
Time to work on the LS engine.
Answers for all the question marks which plague me habitually.
The Dell D510 laptop work's supposed to be giving me. It's not a Thinkpad, but at least it's not Micron.
Perhaps a Roomba to make cleaning our acres of tile floor less onerous.
Contacts I can sleep in, so I don't wake up two hours later with them glued to my eyes, possibly ripping them when I pull them out, eyesockets festooned with desperate emergency eye-goo, and then have blurred vision until X hours later.
Self-shaving balls.
A tiny singularity/black-hole kind of thing I can take with me wherever I go, and either channel things directly into it to be nullified as trash, or store things in there that I might want later (books... sleeping bag... pull a cat out, have a good pet, put it back, no litterbox).
I'd like the remote for our MythTV box to NOT fuking inadvertantly change the TV channel every fourth keypress.
EDIT: Decent new box might be nice as a dedicated gaming rig.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 20:32 |
I need Xmas list help too, so keep talking people. |
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geazerpleazer
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 62 Registered: 8/26/2005 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 23:33 |
Call of Duty 2
new boxors that dont cut into my sides
tranqualizeers for cousins
new comp. monitor that also hooks up to xbox
two front teef (shooda seen that one coming bitches)
money
some Eksbocks aksesorys
and then more money
(whoever gets me all of these first gets the antidote to the poison i laced their keyboard and mouse with)
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 00:23 |
Every year, I have this problem. I guess I have everything I need, and feel more than a little guilty asking for things that I can live without. Example: I would want a flat panel monitor for my computer. But I have a perfectly good monitor already, and flat panels are expensive.
I guess this is why I end up with giftcards. |
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wolfer
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12/10/2005 at 00:27 |
Syrius radio for car with base for the house and a year paid subscription.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 00:38 |
I hope to see a handmade Dozuki ripping saw under the tree this year. Must have for perfect hand cut joints.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 800 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 01:00 |
I need a fucking car that won't break down every other month. I got my LS bumper sticker but putting anything new on my hoopty might put it into shock and kill it.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 01:32 |
I'm having trouble coming up with a Xmas list--can't think of anything. What's on your Xmas list?
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 02:03 |

Dispatch From the War on Christmas
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 561 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 04:06 |
I'd like to know whats in store for us with this coming new LS engine, and what the hell that means anyway |
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 05:21 |
I don't know, but I saw him shoveling dead pigeons into a furnace and shouting "TOOT TOOOOT!"
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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12/12/2005 at 19:22 |
lefen: I already know what Santa's getting me:
DUH
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EDIT: DUH
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^^ thanks vas ^_^
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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12/12/2005 at 21:50 |
I don't really want anything.
On the other hand, it would be peachy to have a nifty 50"+ flat panel tv thing that also displays a pc resolution of 1600 x whatever. It needs to do everything I could possibly want it to do and anything I haven't thought of yet.
As far as I can tell, none of the ones out there do everything yet.
Also:
a spaceship
an elephant to ride to work on
a whale
a trunk full of $20's |
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Pchimp
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 159 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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12/12/2005 at 21:58 |
A silent and painless virus to kill off half of humanity (not me, though -- sillies)
Other than that, and a new pocketknife, I think I'm good.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/12/2005 at 22:02 |
I need a new printer. It has taken over 5 hours to print a 170 page word doc.
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wolfer
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12/12/2005 at 22:07 |
Dumbskull: I need a new printer. It has taken over 5 hours to print a 170 page word doc.
You can get a nice HP All in one scanner/printer at best buy for $100. Then you can scan your boobies and post them online. YAY
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/13/2005 at 03:32 |
Dumbskull: It has taken over 5 hours to print a 170 page word doc.
I bet it does... why are you printing 170 page word docs again? At that length, it better be earning you a PhD, and if it IS, then use Kinkos and get it done right. That shit's like 90% presentation. |
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tank
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12/14/2005 at 21:07 |
An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle
One night of anything goes with the wife.
The ability to Un-see lemonparty.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/14/2005 at 21:38 |
tank: The ability to Un-see lemonparty everytime I try to bang the wife.
Much better.
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wolfer
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12/14/2005 at 22:00 |
tank: An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle
You'll shoot your eye out!
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HOBO
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12/14/2005 at 23:20 |
Hair replacement treatment for Metatr0n.
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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 952 Registered: 8/6/2005 Online
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12/17/2005 at 01:26 |
My connection left town - I wanna oz.
:notoke: 
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Stump
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline
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12/17/2005 at 03:45 |
dreymers: My connection got arrested and hasn't ratted me out yet- I wanna oz.
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Better
freedom, in whatever form it takes.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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12/17/2005 at 12:15  |
Someone buy me this:
http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/getrespectthecock2.html

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jwalker
Token Discordian  SSHOLEPosts: 952 Registered: 8/6/2005 Online
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12/20/2005 at 21:24 |
I want an alien for Christmas
A little green guy
About three feet high
With seventeen eyes
Who knows how to fly
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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12/21/2005 at 01:05 |
Bad Taste
Dead-Alive (Seeing it 8 times just isn't enough)
Underwear
A new watch would be real swell
Woohoo, I'm boring!
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