vasudeva
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12/8/2005 at 23:38 |
If a user has submitted at least 5 links, and has a Rejection Bitterness Rating of 45% or better (worse), their account page will now show a list of the domains they submit most often.
This is mostly for admins, to help determine who's spamming us with their site, but I've left the info visible to all, mostly for your monkeylike curiosity and enjoyment.
I figure if someone's submitted at least 5 links, they're not a flash in the pan (inappropriate idiom since this implies they're gold, which is not often the case), and if they have a high RBR then they're probably hitting us with the same domains over and over, and it's either 1) their own domain, and need to be told to cut it out, or 2) CNN.com or the like, and the shits are lazy newsgetters.
I'd like to point out that there's probably a lot of worthwhile people out there who will start off submitting only their own domain, because a lot of sites don't have quite the fuck-the-spammers mindset that we do. People like this probably deserve at least one email/PM asking them to stop using us solely for a traffic boost -- this is the Internet, after all -- and at least mix it up with some other stuff. If, over time, they continue to ignore these emails, or have a their-own-domain listing that makes it obvious they're not contributing as much as leeching, then they might qualify for a place on the blacklist, like SaveManny or the multiheaded hydra of the xboxcircle.com crew.
Want to see examples? These are chosen pretty much at random and are not meant to make fun of any particular user, except Wotak, who is a fag.
SaveManny
Wotak
Guitarjon
Let me head you off at the pass, cowboy: why don't I turn this information on for all posters? Simple: it's boring. I took a look at about 40 or 50 accounts and by the time someone has submitted enough links that you'd bother looking, the top 10 is full of cnn.com, and news.bbc.co.uk, and news.com.com, and story.news.yahoo.com. This is (apparently) very normal; over time, the sites that tend to be the best news concentrators will naturally end up here attached to the people who post a lot. So this information tends to only be interesting in small batches -- those who are new, and those who spam.
P.S. Thanks to goatse for the help figuring out WTF with the hash.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 00:27 |
That's cool.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum  SSHOLEPosts: 793 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 00:44 |
I get about 20 hits a week from mecharad and LS. Nothing but media file views.
I have enabled hotlink protection (for what it's worth) and have only allowed linkswarm to hotlink to the shit I have submitted to this site.
I did this because I am aware that I have a lot of media linked to LS and I don't want to be a dick that leaves a lot of red X's.
I consider the vids and photos that are linked to LS from my site as LS content.
I can turn that off if that's what you want Vas.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4524 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 01:09 |
Wotak: I get about 20 hits a week from mecharad and LS. Nothing but media file views. I have enabled hotlink protection (for what it's worth) and have only allowed linkswarm to hotlink to the shit I have submitted to this site. I did this because I am aware that I have a lot of media linked to LS and I don't want to be a dick that leaves a lot of red X's. I consider the vids and photos that are linked to LS from my site as LS content. I can turn that off if that's what you want Vas.
I can't figure out what your point is here.
If you're threatening the onslaught of red Xs for 20 very sad Web users a week, please post in a new thread, so I can crapyard it.
In fact, whatever the fuck it is you're asking me here, ask me elsewhere. It can't possibly be on-topic.
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Wotak
You + Fava Beans = Yum SSHOLEPosts: 793 Registered: 5/27/2005 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 01:29 |
You're very bad at this whole "developing lasting relationships" thing, aren't you?
Listen: "I'll be the faggot spammer of the week for you Vas. Whatever it makes you happy."
Have fun with your little kingdom.
Making newbs feel unwelcome is never going to make linkswarm a welcome place for newbs.
Keep on trying to be FARK with the leeter old timers if that's what you think is cool.
Whatever.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 01:31 |
At least you're not invisible still.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 01:40 |
Wotak: You're very bad at this whole "developing lasting relationships" thing, aren't you? Listen: "I'll be the faggot spammer of the week for you Vas. Whatever it makes you happy." Have fun with your little kingdom. Making newbs feel unwelcome is never going to make linkswarm a welcome place for newbs. Keep on trying to be FARK with the leeter old timers if that's what you think is cool. Whatever.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 04:00 |
Wotak: Keep on trying to be FARK with the leeter old timers if that's what you think is cool.
Whatever.
OMG! IT'S THE NUTPUNCH!!!
I didn't get the whole anti-Wotak deal... Until now. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 08:28 |
An unofficial LS posse readies to kick some pussy Wotak
ass.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4524 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 15:36 |
Wotak: You're very bad at this whole "developing lasting relationships" thing, aren't you?
...with you?
Listen: "I'll be the faggot spammer of the week for you Vas. Whatever it makes you happy."
I didn't get your RBR up that high.
I've figured out by now that when someone is flailing the way you've been flailing in this thread, and is making the kind of no-sense you've been making, that this generally means I've violated some protocol and hurt their feelings. I won't say I'm sorry, because I don't really care at the moment, but if you ask me "Was your intent to make Wotak pee himself in angry shame?" my answer would be no. I had no intent as regards you. You happened to be one of the first few accounts I tried with an RBR high enough to exemplify the changes I was explaining. I don't consider guitarjon a spammer. Have I explained myself enough to you now, you show-stopping primadonna?
Besides, I thought you had gone. (Again.)
Have fun with your little kingdom.
Is this the part where you storm off (again) to Loltak's Bitch-castle?
Making newbs feel unwelcome is never going to make linkswarm a welcome place for newbs.
Hello, and welcome to paragraph 4 of the original post.
Nice tautology. I always could count on you to preach the obvious, the redundant, and the flawed. You've always been a fascinating collection of errors. I'll give you that much.
Keep on trying to be FARK with the leeter old timers if that's what you think is cool.
First, I hope what I think is cool and what you think is cool never meet. If they do, I will take pains to self-correct post-haste.
Also, I find it amusing that you pick Fark as an example here (and try to scorn the very members you spend much of your time sucking up to), especially given that you've finally taken off the link to LS on your site, and replaced it with a link to...
Anyone?
Fark.
I also am ROFL-derby that you saw I called you a fag, decided to pitch a fit (again), and, after threatening to turn on your leet hotlink rules, do just that -- and break your own stupid avatar in the process. If you don't re-enable it or email me a link to something else to use in the next few days, I'll pick something nice and random off Google for you. I can't promise it will be x-treem or this consumer-grade brand of MTV-level pseudo-freaky you favor though.
Whatever.
Which people use at the end of a heated text passage to signify that they're not really as emotionally invested in the topic at hand as the reader might otherwise think. Occasionally useful, though chronically over- and mis-used by yourself, it doesn't stack up when you obviously care a lot, and continue to care loudly and at every turn. Let one or the other go, would be my recommendation, which will have the happy healing side-effect of freeing you from the need to protest it at all.
By the way, I'd like to thank you for making the most of your opportunity to derail this thread, ignore my requests to cease and desist, and make it all about you and your tender, mysterious feelings, you silly malarkey-craving fuckface.
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sahlgoode
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 254 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 17:53 |
vasudeva: , you silly malarkey-craving fuckface.
Does anyone know where I can get a "snot & coffee" repellant for my keyboard, and monitor?
Re: The origins of this thread. Great idea Unlike the "Woe-of-tactless", I think it will be quite helpful to guide n00bs into the art of submission.(of links)
Thus nuturing a better breed.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1663 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 20:35 |
sahlgoode: vasudeva: , you silly malarkey-craving fuckface. Does anyone know where I can get a "snot & coffee" repellant for my keyboard, and monitor? Re: The origins of this thread. Great idea Unlike the "Woe-of-tactless", I think it will be quite helpful to guide n00bs into the art of submission.(of links)
Thus nuturing a better breed.
Does anyone know how awesome it is* when you give yr un-needed Vas affirmation whenever he is venting speen at other members.
Does anyone know how awesome it is* when you state yr interpretation of what the dude just fuking said.
*=not very awesome
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1142 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 20:57 |
Oh LordKahuna. You big pile of steaming jocularity
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4524 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 20:29 |
LORDKAHUNA: Does anyone know how awesome it is* when you give yr un-needed Vas affirmation whenever he is venting speen at other members.
Oh come now. Everyone needs a little affirmation every now and again -- even me.
...not this though.
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slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. |
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pumpkinass_69_69_69
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 85 Registered: 8/16/2003 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 21:41 |
my nekid ass is an affirmation of my love and admiration for vasudeva
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/10/2005 at 23:10 |
Ass kissing is best served with swine and cheese.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/12/2005 at 15:01 |
Wotastic:
uart, you are an Alpha Class Swarmer in good standing through infinity
Total Links submitted: 121
Total Links rejected: 49
Rejection bitterness rating: 40.495%
Favorite Domains to Submit
10 thescotsman.scotsman.com
4 nypost.com
4 www.kontraband.com
3 www.makemeking.com
2 www.nypost.com
2 www.nationallampoon.com
2 nationallampoon.com
2 www.ananova.com
2 www.cnn.com
2 news.yahoo.com |
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