Dumbskull
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12/3/2005 at 02:28 |
While at work yesterday afternoon I took a stretch break and gazed out the second floor window down onto the peoples hurrying back and forth to classes on campus. I could not put my finger on it immediately but something was defiantly wrong about what I was seeing.
I sat down to work … then got up and looked out the window again…
It was then that I realized they were swarming like an invasive species all over campus.
METROSEXUALS
When, how, from where did they all come from? Was this new extremely un-masculine behavior the result of a large dump of estrogen/progesterone that had been slowly leaked into to the water table? How did so many men become so pussified so fast?
It is not as if I am at an Ivy League metro campus in a major city, but rather way the hell up in the bum fuck arctic tundra, with potato farmers and paper mill workers and French Canucks. There is just something not right when I am wearing jeans, a long sleeve t-shirt and clogs and look more butch than most of the men on campus.
It all began to make sense how the female population on campus had also become very aware of the new trends. These were young hyper sexual females barely dressed in freezing temperatures stepping out in “fuck me” heels with loaded backpacks and cells phones to their ears… on high alert for the first signs of a masculine male with dirt under his nails from real work and not the result of a manicure.
But what the hell is a meterosexual? We know them when we see then, but I have yet to find a good definition for what it really means.
Let’s hear your definition for metrosexual.
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dinozoa
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12/3/2005 at 02:36 |
It is a man who likes to have intimate sexual and romantic relations with another man. |
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vasudeva
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12/3/2005 at 02:36 |
Let’s hear your definition for metrosexual.
How does 'straight fag' get you?
(Ans: In the sack.)
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magicchex
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12/3/2005 at 02:49 |
So a guy spends money on clothes and likes to look good sometimes, what's wrong with that?
Seems like your real issue is with:
There is just something not right when I am wearing jeans, a long sleeve t-shirt and clogs and look more butch than most of the men on campus.
Maybe if you weren't such a man you'd be more comfortable with the guys being prettier than you.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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12/3/2005 at 02:52 |
How does 'straight fag' get you?
OOOOOh. That is a good one. I always just went with "fag".
My roommate used to call me metrosexual a lot because it actually bothered me more than being called gay. It pissed me off because the only part of my appearance I actually care about is my clothes. I got my hair cut at Supercuts last week after not getting it cut for four months, I shave like once every five or ten days (and my stubble looks really bad), and I frequently attend class without showering first.
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 469 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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12/3/2005 at 03:01 |
Metrosexual, to me, is basically a man that has resigned himself to a lifetime of grooming and being as image-conscious as a woman. He is a man that spends more money on skincare products than he does drugs or alcohol.
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Dumbskull
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12/3/2005 at 03:05 |
metatron you are now dead to me!
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dragonstaff
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12/3/2005 at 03:05 |
metatron: Metrosexual, to me, is basically a man that has resigned himself to a lifetime of grooming and being as image-conscious as a woman. He is a man that spends more money on skincare products than he does drugs or alcohol.
This is a man?
Straight fag is probably the best one I have ever heard.
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Dumbskull
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12/3/2005 at 03:10 |
vasudeva: Let’s hear your definition for metrosexual.
How does 'straight fag' get you?
(Ans: In the sack.)
So you are referring to a man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable?
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
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12/3/2005 at 03:24 |
I would say that being in the boonies with dirt farming canuks brings some strange notions in the heads of the impressionable youths of today.
Look at Soviet-era Russia [the whole CIS really] and how they were 10 years behind schedule in trend-whoredom. This is merely a localized example of "wanting to be trendy", and a sad show at that.
Men who groom aren't merely sissified slobs, they resemble a gay man--I guess. But really, lots of the gay men are "acting straight" or "ultra-masculine" as an effort to counteract this fake-gayness.
So this propensity for vanity, preening and couture is a label like any other--and one where you actually edge out the fags, I would be concerned nocal...
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yazirian
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12/3/2005 at 03:26 |
Any man who wears sandals.
Seriously, fuck all of you and your hairy veiny disgusting knuckley apefeet. You make me sick.
I'm not a fan of them on girls either, if I have to see your feet they should be bare. And in the kitchen. Making me a turkey pot pie. |
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Dumbskull
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12/3/2005 at 03:28 |
Funny you bring that up... all of the openly gay men on campus are now dressing like beatniks and hippies as a way to rebel since the invasion of their GQ niche.
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government_death_robot
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12/3/2005 at 03:39 |
The metro thing is pretty popular at my highschool, too.
Here it's faded pants, too-tight-shirts, flip-flops, and emo hair.
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
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12/3/2005 at 03:39 |
perhaps a role inversion?
pity the fool. but I got's a harebrained theory [not good enough to be a rabbit-brained hypothesis]...
The weemens like the pretty boys, but pretty boys tend to be gay.
The oogly man-children notice they can't look like slobs anymore and get laid [or hit upon as much as pretty boys].
oogly man-children make themselves into pretty boys to get laid.
it works for a little while--camoflauge successful.
the weemen finally score with a non-wino-smelling "presentable to parents" penile-laden human.
Pretty boys start getting lots of false positives, can't get none.
Pretty boys start making like grungy winos. get some again--girls suddenly realize they like "a man's man" not a "woman's man" [loaded terms, do not drop, handle with care].
Eventually the girls will start looking for the grungy wino-types, but as usual the ones at the vangaurd of fashion will be fags!
ha-ha!
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tantrum
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12/3/2005 at 03:48 |
Teenage boys wearing teenage girl jeans. I've noticed it at some concerts I've gone to and whatnot.
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vasudeva
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12/3/2005 at 03:48 |
Dumbskull: vasudeva: Let’s hear your definition for metrosexual.
How does 'straight fag' get you?
(Ans: In the sack.)
So you are referring to a man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable?
I'm referring to the fact that Dumbskull + straight fag = hot fuck action pronto, no matter what.
magicchex: So a guy's in college and has tried sucking a little dick sometimes, what's wrong with that?
Really just answers itself, doesn't it?
Maybe if you weren't such a man you'd be more comfortable with the guys being prettier than you.
LAUGH EVENT OF THE EVENING.
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Dumbskull
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12/3/2005 at 04:22 |
magicchex: Maybe if you weren't such a man you'd be more comfortable with the guys being prettier than you.
Everyone knows that older females have more testosterone running through their bodies, are more aggressive and much less inhibited than many young men your age. So what really is your point? This has nothing to do with the debate at hand.
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dinozoa
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12/3/2005 at 04:48 |
Dumbskull: vasudeva: Let’s hear your definition for metrosexual.
How does 'straight fag' get you?
(Ans: In the sack.)
So you are referring to a man who has sex with other men not because he is gay, but because it is fashionable?
They don't do it because it's fashionable, but because it's casual (read: good) sex. Seriously, who has sex because it's fashionable? The whole idea about being fashionable is to get some sex from people who respect your fashionability and want to fuck the clothes you're wearing and the clove cigarette you're smoking.
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magicchex
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12/3/2005 at 06:12 |
I own a pair of chick's pants. And they look good. And they fit again since I lost weight. Especially with one of my UCoB tshirts (maybe in pink) over a nice Express button down. I might wear a pair of Steve Maddens or Diesels to finish it off.
I also have two week old stubble and have showered only twice in the last week and am wearing pants covered in stains, complemented by a hoodie my dog was playing with until I decided to wear it. The hat I'm wearing has holes in about 6 places.
I don't see a problem with either method of dress. It really depends on my mood and my plans for the day. I can feel totally comfortable wearing either thing.
As long as you're comfortable with what you're wearing, who really cares?
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12/3/2005 at 06:29 |
Sometimes the bra chaffs my skin.
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tantrum
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12/3/2005 at 06:31  |
magicchex:
I own a pair of chick's pants. And they look good. And they fit again since I lost weight. Especially with one of my UCoB tshirts (maybe in pink) over a nice Express button down. I might wear a pair of Steve Maddens or Diesels to finish it off.
I also have two week old stubble and have showered only twice in the last week and am wearing pants covered in stains, complemented by a hoodie my dog was playing with until I decided to wear it. The hat I'm wearing has holes in about 6 places.
I don't see a problem with either method of dress. It really depends on my mood and my plans for the day. I can feel totally comfortable wearing either thing.
As long as you're comfortable with what you're wearing, who really cares?
In real life I try not to judge people for the way they dress. Fashion inherently seeks approval or at the very least attention. Dressing up in a regimented way is an easy method to identify yourself to likeminded people. Knock yourself out with your girl pants.
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Uart
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12/3/2005 at 07:28 |
nocal: How does 'straight fag' get you?
 I swear I'm not metrosexual
Dude, you so are though. |
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Uart
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12/3/2005 at 07:54 |
My definition of Metrosexual:
A gay dude who is closeted and insists on dating/forcing himself to fuck chicks with his half-limp, man-yearning dick. He acts entirely gay as well.
I definitely despise the whole trend.
I have never seen a style I haven't ignored. If I own anything stylish I got it as a gift, and I will continue to wear it until it falls apart, because I don't do clothes shopping. I shave once every two weeks or so and really only get a hair cut when I have a job interview/court date in between my otherwise bi-yearly cuts. I usually wear a beat-up baseball cap anyway.
I don't wear my cap sideways, backwards or any other gay way. I wear it forward with the bill curved noticeably, because that's how I like it -- I only wear Yankee hats (and on rare occasions my college logo cap), not because the NY logo is stylish, but because I'm a Yankees fan.
I usually wear jeans, but I have khakis. I do laundry maybe every 3 weeks, if I don't get the chance to take it home. I wear whatever is clean -- or whatever is cleanest.
I use shampoo to wash my hair, but I don't own or believe in conditioner. I have one bar of soap that is responsible for washing everything. I don't own "product," although I do usually have one thing of hair gel for when I can't wear a cap and/or have to be presentable for some reason. Unless I use that gel, I won't even comb my hair.
My shoe soles have to have holes in them before I will even contemplate purchasing new shoes -- and they're usually the slip-on variety, because laces take too much effort.
I would rather be shot than wear pink or purple.
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sahlgoode
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12/3/2005 at 15:23 |
After spending the last month or so renovating my condo from ceiling to floor, I've looked, dressed, and had the aroma of a construction worker. Prior to that the only time I have ever worried about my clothes, or appearance I called them costumes.
In Rock bands leather, and nickle plated bandellero's, Punk bands ripped genes and safteypins, Counrty *arggghhh* Kaboy hats and boots. In the Sympony I was forced to wear a tuxedo. (fuck I didn't even wear one at my wedding)
Being the *token* white guy in a Reggae band I couldn't look the part, so I tried to keep up with the consupmtion of vast quantities of the green.
Other than that, I've been a T-shirt & jeans kinda guy. If Metrosexuality is a trend, I'm never gonna fit in. I'm too laid back to worry or care.
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12/3/2005 at 15:31 |
King of the metrosexuals
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Lumpy_McKwiz
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12/3/2005 at 16:21 |
Metrosexual is when you have to have a discussion with your friends/co-workers if that person is a homofag or not.
Perfect example, we had the owner of a prestigous printing company come by the office. Impecably dressed but casual,
driving a sporty new mercedes, manicured every square inch of himself including the "pec" action. Our openly gay
bookeepers eyes bugged out of his head and one of the owners of the company a Dumbskull-ish milf fell into a full blown
heat cycle over him. Usually a smart women would say, "hot but gay".
There was actually an hour long convo on metrosexuals as the gay and the milf were arguing over his sexual preferences.
They actually went as far as finding out he was married happily with a child, just to settle it. Score one for the milf.
The days of Gaydar are numbered when a full fledged receptacle of asscock can't tell which team the metro bats for.
I am a big fat fuck, I dress like a guy, and I have a hot fiance. Lucky for me some women still appreciate the big and burly type.
No faggotry wear needed. It will be HYSTERICAL when the
draft gets brought back in and all these homofag dressing metros have to go to war! Can you imagine metros in boot camp?
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magicchex
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12/3/2005 at 19:17 |
From the article:
In the interview with the Brit gay mag Attitude, this married father of two confirmed that he's straight, but as he admits, he's quite happy to be a gay icon; he likes to be admired, he says, and doesn't care whether the admiring is done by women or by men.
Right on brother.
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12/3/2005 at 20:14 |
yazirian:
Seriously, fuck all of you and your hairy veiny disgusting knuckley apefeet. You make me sick.
BLAH HAHA!
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12/3/2005 at 20:24 |
I was trying to think about what causes this shit, and I realized: it's women. I mean, obviously, men will do anything to get laid, including playing fag for a while. But follow me here:
Women don't know what they want. They really don't. They think they want a man who will cry, or a man who will tell them that they love them, or a man who will refuse to look at other women. LIES. You older guys probably figured this out, and Dumbskull probably knows how stupid 21 year old women are, but I think it takes men a long time to figure this shit out. I have had female friends confide in me about what a lame ass fag their boyfriends because of each of the aforementioned reasons.
Now, my last girlfriend wanted me to pluck my eyebrows (HELL to the NAW) and my current girlfriend wants me to "exfoliate and moisturize" my hands (sandpaper is my exfoliator, bitch).
So women think that they want a sensitive nancyboy, and men are stupid enough to believe it.
I own a pair of chick's pants.
Dude, I like clothes, and I've been called a fag. But that is just gay. |
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Stump
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12/4/2005 at 08:44 |
NOcal, how old are you again? Cause it took me 31 yrs to figure that one out. My girl calls me a label whore because I like to wear Perry Ellis and Kenneth Cole. The big thing for me is that I'm short and haave laaarge legs, so I wear whatever fits good. I'll stilll put a Hawaiin shirt on over a pair of Perry pants, because I'm comfortable in ti. Metrosexuals don't always depend on what they wear, sometimes it's the attitude. |
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