middle_age_man
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12/6/2005 at 03:34 |
My geriatric mother had this to say;
Metrosexual. Isn't that when a straight guy gets to dress up like a
gay guy, accessorize like a gay guy, coufe like a gay guy, cologne
like a gay guy, be sensitive like a gay guy, decorate like a gay guy,
drive an expensive car like a gay guy --- but without the benefits of
actually being a gay guy?
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 05:24 |
middle_age_man: but without the benefits of
actually being a gay guy?
BENEFITS!
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 05:38 |
Dumbskull:
middle_age_man: but without the benefits of
actually being a gay guy?
BENEFITS!
I think he means anal. Try getting the average woman to consent to that. |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 07:04 |
The only thing in this thread that is wrong is the whole girls jeans thing.
I was under the asumption that girls jeans had no crotch so that they could be really skin tight. So at this point I assume that anyone (/me looks at nocal) with girls jeans (/me looks at nocal) has no penis (/me looks at nocal)
i wish I had hair that I could style. I would spike it and dye it blonde, that wouldn't make me metrosexxxual would it?:) :) :)
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Evildigitz
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 143 Registered: 4/6/2004 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 11:52 |
So this s happening in America too? Thank fuck cuz I thought it was just the UK – perhaps Europe too (expect it in France).
It must be the Chinese or Russians! Those fuckers are oestrogen loading our foreign brought food! Those arseholes!
I think really though, that this comes down to our modern all too comfy life styles – oh and the fuckin’ shit on TV like “Gay-fag for the straight fag” (straight fag – genius!) and all that other it’s-fashionable-to-be-queer crap.
I saw an advert the other day on TV for a moisturiser cream targeted at men – whuthefuck!
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4524 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 13:59 |
nocal: Women don't know what they want. They really don't. They think they want a man who will cry, or a man who will tell them that they love them, or a man who will refuse to look at other women. LIES.
The LBP found a cool article a few months back that explained an experiment where certain attributes of a woman were tracked during the courtship-->relationship phase. It was found that when women are courting, they're drawn to macho, rugged male stereotypes. Later, when they're in an established relationship, something changes (estrogen, susceptability to pheromones, something, can't remember the mechanism) and they're more drawn to sensitive males who promise good companionship and fathering skills. Kind of makes sense when you think about their biologically-defined goals at these two different points.
I wish I could find that article now. It helped to shed some light on why bitches is craxy.
Evildigitz: I saw an advert the other day on TV for a moisturiser cream targeted at men – whuthefuck!
I saw the same ad in the last week. I thought the same thing. They didn't even try to make the moisturizer x-treem or anything. Just "here's your moisturizer, you merchandise faggots."
DISCLOSURE: I bathe in Noxzema.
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qwerty
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12/6/2005 at 14:08  |
vasudeva:DISCLOSURE: I bathe in Noxzema.
You bathe????
Fag!!!!!
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 396 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 21:15 |
As the title suggests, it's pussification, guys getting weak, politically correct, considerate, compassionate, sensitive and all that bullshit. I think the EMOs are the one who strive to be metrosexual. Whoever mentioned sandals was too right, with the carefully distressed baggy jeans, jewry,and little leather wristbands, fukin fags is what they are. I think its another example of the couch potato trend, be lazy, smoke pot, talk about the fads, listen to worthless trendy music, live with parental units. Don't hafta learn car repair or even how to use a hand tool (might break a nail), don't cuss and offend sensibilities, don't get , messy, sweaty, greasy, or bloody. Hell I dunno, we ain't got them kind round these parts, the ones that don't leave when they hit town, end up in the river,
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Phlebas
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12/6/2005 at 21:47 |
Hell I dunno, we ain't got them kind round these parts, the ones that don't leave when they hit town, end up in the river,
You see them around the River Market, but I suspect someone is herding them for their trip into the Arkansas.
I am more than just a little compulsive about hygene (five different soap things), but to see these little emo boys with their faux-hawks and feminine adornments are pretty annoying.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 21:53 |
dagwood: jewry
Fucking metros, jewing up our society |
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 22:15 |
Hmm Metro's. More labels if you ask me. We are trapped in labels.
I myself, put my money into real stuff like modding my PS2 and other electronic exploits. Madirva is AWESOME ... BTW.
I don't care if some dude wants to put his money into clothes an shit, but its a poor investment.
invest in knowledge.
However, let me point out that I live in LA and I know many a real ghey. Many of them don't dress nearly as well as the metro's I know. And many of the metro's aren't even considered metro's cause they don't dress well enough to be called metro's by real gheys.
Its a debate I fail to understand. What's important about this particular label and America? My other question is, which ear was it that supposedly used to signify ones sexual orientation? Did it or does it really matter? Its a hole in your ear. That's all.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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12/6/2005 at 23:20 |
I don't care if some dude wants to put his money into clothes an shit, but its a poor investment.
I myself, put my money into real stuff like modding my PS2 |
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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12/7/2005 at 15:32 |
after further deliberation, grant is a metrosexual 
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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12/7/2005 at 19:21 |
sunny77: after further deliberation, grant is a metrosexual
After further deliberation, I don't care that you let a fag put it in your cunt-mouth. |
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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12/7/2005 at 23:19 |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/8/2005 at 02:38 |
Upon further deliberation, you are all doomed flowers in my hate meadow.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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12/8/2005 at 03:17 |
You reap what you sow.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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12/8/2005 at 14:04 |
I was, of course, referring to every instance of a shatty7777 post in this thread and anywhere else.
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sunny77
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 230 Registered: 11/2/2005 Offline
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12/8/2005 at 14:37 |
*sigh*
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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12/9/2005 at 21:04 |
nocal: I don't care if some dude wants to put his money into clothes an shit, but its a poor investment.
I myself, put my money into real stuff like modding my PS2
Ha Ha. So you think modding my PS2 is a bad investment. I spend little to no money on exploits and mods. The amount I learn about how the PS2 works is enourmous. In the long run it also saves me money on games. It may not produce money for me but it produces knowledge.
If I can't learn from it I don't bother. Fancy everyday clothes that I will just spill something on? Not for me. Buying a nice suit for interviews, now that is an investment in your future.
Anyways, point was metro, ghey, agnostic, athiest, feminist, label label label label on to infinity, none of them accurately describe what they are trying to identify. Labels are too broad. There was an art movement called French New Wave in film and one of the ideas was that language is a cage that hinders human expression and understanding. Metro hinders my understanding of why people dress real snazzy. Its a label that brings about an image much like "emo" does. But it doesn't tell me much about the subculture or what is the point of their particular style or whay they do it.
I hope I expressed all that clearly. See I'm not so good at expressing myself in words and saying what I really ment to say. Aw fuckit.
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12/10/2005 at 01:41 |
sofickingwat: I am special, lube my ass with your piss
fixt!
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